I was watching this video today and I realized something. When I was a kid my bully's name was Ron Arbor. My secret identity's name is Ron, and I am an Arborist.
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3Impossible. Man created god. It's simply a mythical character created due to ancient man's fear of death and the unknown.
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4I agree that man created God. Those three letters are one of the many symbolic ways our conscious minds attempt and fail to comprehend that which can neither be represented by any symbolic representation, nor therefore understood...much less communicated by the minds of men as we have evolved thus far. 
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6CaptSMRT wrote:If there ain't no GOD...then how come titties is so damn good?
Aha!
Ecco homo, ergo elk.
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7"But where is the ambiguity? It's over there, in a box ..."umslbirdie wrote:... Ecco homo, ergo elk.
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8For the record...I was not referring to the Biblical GOD that wants to murder you for your sins. I am speaking more of the concept of the entire Universe as one being experiencing itself infinitely.
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9umslbirdie's reply nevertheless applies.CaptSMRT wrote:For the record...I was not referring to the Biblical GOD that wants to murder you for your sins. I am speaking more of the concept of the entire Universe as one being experiencing itself infinitely.
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11Simple answer. Titties aren't god. They are flesh, blood, and tissue all arranged in a very nice way.CaptSMRT wrote:If there ain't no GOD...then how come titties is so damn good?
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12I said...GOOD...now hit yourself with your hat.JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Simple answer. Titties aren't god. They are flesh, blood, and tissue all arranged in a very nice way.CaptSMRT wrote:If there ain't no GOD...then how come titties is so damn good?
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15JMC-STL wrote:"But where is the ambiguity? It's over there, in a box ..."umslbirdie wrote:... Ecco homo, ergo elk.
One gojillion points, Sir.
Lightening fast...AND correct!
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16JesusNEVERexisted wrote:No, you said GOD. I quoted your quote so you can see for yourself.
If you are gonna be a loud atheist....TRY to have SOME sense of humor.
Or, just take the gas pipe.
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17I repeat^^^^^^^^^umslbirdie wrote:I agree that man created God. Those three letters are one of the many symbolic ways our conscious minds attempt and fail to comprehend that which can neither be represented by any symbolic representation, nor therefore understood...much less communicated by the minds of men as we have evolved thus far.
Semi-oticians are correct about many things IMO.
The idea that "Self" Consciousness can make one confused, if not mad, is another one.
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18Which came first...the symbolic representation of the incomprehensible creator of the Universe or the incomprehensible egg?
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19It doesn't matter. We all die eventually and become nothing but dust and bones. Human decomposition is disgusting and smelly which is why man created god!CaptSMRT wrote:Which came first...the symbolic representation of the incomprehensible creator of the Universe or the incomprehensible egg?
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21The laws of thermodynamics were written by Man. God decided to get the violating out of the way early, just to see if we'd notice.CaptSMRT wrote:The origins of the Universe violate the laws of thermodynamics.
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23JMC-STL wrote:The laws of thermodynamics were written by Man. God decided to get the violating out of the way early, just to see if we'd notice.CaptSMRT wrote:The origins of the Universe violate the laws of thermodynamics.
The laws of Thermodynamics were observed by man...they were written by FNORD.
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24I never realized that Clasius, Lord Kelvin and Nernst were Shea/Wilson devotees.CaptSMRT wrote:The laws of Thermodynamics were observed by man...they were written by FNORD.
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25Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... San Dimas High School football rules.