Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 11:17 pm
Dread_Pirate_Westley wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 5:03 pmEvery day we inch closer and closer to a full russian squad
It's all fun and games until Putin calls them home to help replace the shit-load of kids that he's gotten slaughtered in his world conquest. There ya go...I've said it.
Gretzky & Putin have a deal: Russia will continue their "special military operation" in Ukraine until Ovechkin gets within 10 goals of The Great One's "unbreakable" record. Then Putin will conscript
all Russian NHL & AHL hockey players, bring them back to Russia, and make them build ice rinks-slash-munition dumps lined up along the battle front. Gretzky in turn has promised to organize & fund a tour of what's left of those rinks by a team of NHL old timers, with Ovi dropping the ceremonial puck before each exhibition which will feature the ageless Putin scoring a quadruple hat trick against the crotchety arthritic CTE-riddled NHL-ers while recording a shutout in nets. That timeline gives the Blues the rest of this season to get their Russian shit together & win another
Cup.
NOW it's been said. Carry on with this thread.