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Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 2:34 pm
by CaptSMRT
Mark it on your calendar. He has always had the scoring ability to do anything, but has never reached this plateau. Now he has the wisdom and the ego check to push him higher than he has ever gone. This is his season...

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 2:43 pm
by ratonmono
I say 43.

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 3:09 pm
by barnburner
Hopefully this IS the year, but history suggests that something will stand in the way. I remain a doubter ( who hopes I'm wrong.)

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 3:20 pm
by Dave's a mess
barnburner wrote: Tue Oct 26, 2021 3:09 pm Hopefully this IS the year, but history suggests that something will stand in the way. I remain a doubter ( who hopes I'm wrong.)
Mostly goalies :D

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 3:34 pm
by CaptSMRT
barnburner wrote: Tue Oct 26, 2021 3:09 pm Hopefully this IS the year, but history suggests that something will stand in the way. I remain a doubter ( who hopes I'm wrong.)
You GOON!!! Now he will score 51 to spite you!!!

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 4:10 pm
by Dread_Pirate_Westley
What date on my calendar am I marking

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 6:27 pm
by CaptSMRT
Dread_Pirate_Westley wrote: Tue Oct 26, 2021 4:10 pm What date on my calendar am I marking
This date until he scores 50 goals... then days till the new Rambo movie.

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 9:09 pm
by Drubilly
There’s a new Rambo movie on the way?!?

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:33 pm
by CaptSMRT
Drubilly wrote: Tue Oct 26, 2021 9:09 pm There’s a new Rambo movie on the way?!?
Oh yeah...and he isn't playing this time.

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:21 pm
by Drubilly
Well I would hope so at his age!

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:29 pm
by Robb_K
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Oct 26, 2021 2:34 pm Mark it on your calendar. He has always had the scoring ability to do anything, but has never reached this plateau. Now he has the wisdom and the ego check to push him higher than he has ever gone. This is his season...
Maybe. But if he DOES finally break 50, it might be also because Thomas has his breakout season this year, turning into a setup feeding monster! :mrgreen:

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:37 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:33 pm
Drubilly wrote: Tue Oct 26, 2021 9:09 pm There’s a new Rambo movie on the way?!?
Oh yeah...and he isn't playing this time.
Is the new Rambo bi-sexual like the new Superman?

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 4:34 pm
by T.C.
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:37 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:33 pm
Drubilly wrote: Tue Oct 26, 2021 9:09 pm There’s a new Rambo movie on the way?!?
Oh yeah...and he isn't playing this time.
Is the new Rambo bi-sexual like the new Superman?
he's omnisexual, in that no matter who/what he kills, it gets him hard.

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 4:51 pm
by Dread_Pirate_Westley
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:37 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:33 pm
Drubilly wrote: Tue Oct 26, 2021 9:09 pm There’s a new Rambo movie on the way?!?
Oh yeah...and he isn't playing this time.
Is the new Rambo bi-sexual like the new Superman?
They actually have a scene together

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:12 pm
by Turk Sanderson
Dread_Pirate_Westley wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 4:51 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:37 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:33 pm

Oh yeah...and he isn't playing this time.
Is the new Rambo bi-sexual like the new Superman?
They actually have a scene together
I think that in this one, Rambo goes back to Nam and takes over the tennis shoe industry.

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:21 pm
by Sneptsmoustache
I don’t think he’s capable of 50…he has an amazing shot, but he almost always telegraphs it. He also doesn’t have a one timer. I think those two things are what’s prevented him from breaking that 50 mark historically.

That said, his speed and his drive to the net is noticeably better this season, So he definitely will have a good year. He just looks super motivated

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 6:54 pm
by barnburner
Sneptsmoustache wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:21 pm I don’t think he’s capable of 50…he has an amazing shot, but he almost always telegraphs it. He also doesn’t have a one timer. I think those two things are what’s prevented him from breaking that 50 mark historically.

That said, his speed and his drive to the net is noticeably better this season, So he definitely will have a good year. He just looks super motivated
Agreed. If he could develop that one timer, he might score 70, but he still insists on settling the puck first, giving the goalie that extra split second to adjust.

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 11:58 pm
by Robb_K
T.C. wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 4:34 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:37 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:33 pm

Oh yeah...and he isn't playing this time.
Is the new Rambo bi-sexual like the new Superman?
he's omnisexual, in that no matter who/what he kills, it gets him hard.
He gets turned on by Omnis, eh? Well, to each his own! :mrgreen:

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 6:31 am
by CaptSMRT
Sneptsmoustache wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:21 pm I don’t think he’s capable of 50…he has an amazing shot, but he almost always telegraphs it. He also doesn’t have a one timer. I think those two things are what’s prevented him from breaking that 50 mark historically.

That said, his speed and his drive to the net is noticeably better this season, So he definitely will have a good year. He just looks super motivated
He is such a huge fan of Ovechkin....you'd think he would pick up a skill or two from watching him bang in goals.

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 9:09 am
by Dread_Pirate_Westley
I love this thread :lol:

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 9:29 am
by insideout
barnburner wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 6:54 pm
Sneptsmoustache wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:21 pm I don’t think he’s capable of 50…he has an amazing shot, but he almost always telegraphs it. He also doesn’t have a one timer. I think those two things are what’s prevented him from breaking that 50 mark historically.

That said, his speed and his drive to the net is noticeably better this season, So he definitely will have a good year. He just looks super motivated
Agreed. If he could develop that one timer, he might score 70, but he still insists on settling the puck first, giving the goalie that extra split second to adjust.
Agree 100%. I don't know how many times I've wanted to throw something at the TV watching him receive a pass at the back door and settle it as the goalie slides back into position. I'm not sure there's anything to "develop" though. He just chooses not to do it. He should have been taking pointers from Hoffman last year.

Re: Tarasenko is going to score 50

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2022 3:06 pm
by CaptSMRT
A career season... and he is only 5.3 hatties away from 50