Re: New Consolidated R.I.P. Thread
651A skyward (I hope, for her sake) shout out to my eldest sister-in-law, who passed away recently after infection with SARS-CoV-2. It's a cruel bitch of a virus, y'all, sometimes even worse than family members.
I can make that happen.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Aug 29, 2021 5:34 pm A skyward (I hope, for her sake) shout out to my eldest sister-in-law, who passed away recently after infection with SARS-CoV-2. It's a cruel bitch of a virus, y'all, sometimes even worse than family members.
If you can "make it happen" for those she left behind, I can wrap a stack of C-notes in a newspaper & drop them in a trashcan of your choice.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Aug 30, 2021 11:52 amI can make that happen.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Aug 29, 2021 5:34 pm A skyward (I hope, for her sake) shout out to my eldest sister-in-law, who passed away recently after infection with SARS-CoV-2. It's a cruel bitch of a virus, y'all, sometimes even worse than family members.
With God and Turks Discount Church, all things are possible.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Aug 30, 2021 12:19 pmIf you can "make it happen" for those she left behind, I can wrap a stack of C-notes in a newspaper & drop them in a trashcan of your choice.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Aug 30, 2021 11:52 amI can make that happen.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Aug 29, 2021 5:34 pm A skyward (I hope, for her sake) shout out to my eldest sister-in-law, who passed away recently after infection with SARS-CoV-2. It's a cruel bitch of a virus, y'all, sometimes even worse than family members.
Fuck...I dated a "Chicken of the Sea Mermaid" back in the '70s... true story, she was a Blues Fan big time. Ask me about it in the BNF Suite.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Sep 01, 2021 12:57 pm So was it the tuna, or the Doublemint, or the raisin bran, or the Virginia Slims? ... Deadline.com - Ruth Marx Dies: Singer Of Classic TV Jingles, Mother Of Pop Star Richard Marx Was 85
Hope he's IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN....if not, I can make that happen.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Sep 01, 2021 12:48 pm I told him that drum solo would be the death of him yet ... Rolling Stone: Iron Butterfly Drummer Ron Bushy Dead at 79
No thanks. I prefer to remain dolphin-safe.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 01, 2021 11:25 pmFuck...I dated a "Chicken of the Sea Mermaid" back in the '70s... true story, she was a Blues Fan big time. Ask me about it in the BNF Suite.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Sep 01, 2021 12:57 pmSo was it the tuna, or the Doublemint, or the raisin bran, or the Virginia Slims? ... Deadline.com - Ruth Marx Dies: Singer Of Classic TV Jingles, Mother Of Pop Star Richard Marx Was 85
should have stayed in his lane...you wouldn't hire a grave digger to be a tour manager.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 6:31 pm He should've let his sleeping dog lie ... NY Daily News: Rolling Stones tour manager Mark Brigden dies while digging grave for family dog outside California home
I think Alice Cooper did once.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:27 amshould have stayed in his lane...you wouldn't hire a grave digger to be a tour manager.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 6:31 pmHe should've let his sleeping dog lie ... NY Daily News: Rolling Stones tour manager Mark Brigden dies while digging grave for family dog outside California home
Have you seen him lately? He doesn't need a makeup artist anymore.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:50 amI think Alice Cooper did once.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:27 amshould have stayed in his lane...you wouldn't hire a grave digger to be a tour manager.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 6:31 pmHe should've let his sleeping dog lie ... NY Daily News: Rolling Stones tour manager Mark Brigden dies while digging grave for family dog outside California home
And neither do you, as his contemporary.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:58 amHave you seen him lately? He doesn't need a makeup artist anymore.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:50 amI think Alice Cooper did once.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:27 amshould have stayed in his lane...you wouldn't hire a grave digger to be a tour manager.
He's spent millions trying to achieve my look.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:09 amAnd neither do you, as his contemporary.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:58 amHave you seen him lately? He doesn't need a makeup artist anymore.
Seems like he could afford one of your Certificates then, too.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:16 amHe's spent millions trying to achieve my look.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:09 amAnd neither do you, as his contemporary.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:58 amHave you seen him lately? He doesn't need a makeup artist anymore.
He'd probably opt for the "Devil's Door", don't you think?JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 11:12 amSeems like he could afford one of your Certificates then, too.
I dunno, I never got your catalog. But my daughter got to meet Mr./Mrs. Alice a few years ago backstage, and it seems he/she is quite a likeable sort.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 11:12 amSeems like he could afford one of your Certificates then, too.
The obvious question is why is your daughter backstage at an Alice Cooper concert in the first place?
Because she likes ugly old guys in makeup? Why, you lookin' for a date?Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:47 pmThe obvious question is why is your daughter backstage at an Alice Cooper concert in the first place?
Was your daughter dating him too?JMC-STL wrote: Tue Sep 14, 2021 2:06 pm "Lucky" didn't get so lucky ... Variety: Norm Macdonald, Comedian and ‘Saturday Night Live’ Star, Dies at 61
She doesn't appreciate dry humor.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 14, 2021 2:50 pmWas your daughter dating him too?JMC-STL wrote: Tue Sep 14, 2021 2:06 pm"Lucky" didn't get so lucky ... Variety: Norm Macdonald, Comedian and ‘Saturday Night Live’ Star, Dies at 61