When you're high you notice things... like a human sized turtle wouldn't need num-chuks to fight crime because they can rip a man in half with their huge incredibly strong turtle dicks, or nobody would be afraid of a shark with nice breasts. These are called Highdeas.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:35 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:51 am
When you're high you notice things... like a human sized turtle wouldn't need num-chuks to fight crime because they can rip a man in half with their huge incredibly strong turtle dicks, or nobody would be afraid of a shark with nice breasts. These are called Highdeas.
If you're contemplating huge incredibly strong turtle dicks and a shark with nice breasts, you passed up high a long time ago.
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:51 am
When you're high you notice things... like a human sized turtle wouldn't need num-chuks to fight crime because they can rip a man in half with their huge incredibly strong turtle dicks, or nobody would be afraid of a shark with nice breasts. These are called Highdeas.
If you're contemplating huge incredibly strong turtle dicks and a shark with nice breasts, you passed up high a long time ago.
If sharks had nice breasts everyone would live on the beach
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:51 am
When you're high you notice things... like a human sized turtle wouldn't need num-chuks to fight crime because they can rip a man in half with their huge incredibly strong turtle dicks, or nobody would be afraid of a shark with nice breasts. These are called Highdeas.
If you're contemplating huge incredibly strong turtle dicks and a shark with nice breasts, you passed up high a long time ago.
If sharks had nice breasts everyone would live on the beach
Japanese trawlers would net them by the thousands… they would cut their tits off and throw them back in the ocean.
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If sharks had nice breasts everyone would live on the beach
Japanese trawlers would net them by the thousands… they would cut their tits off and throw them back in the ocean.
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Shark tit soup would be on every value menu
… it would go well with their turtle dick sushi rolls.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 7:45 pm
by CaptSMRT
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:38 am
by JMC-STL
I never realized before that clip that all it takes to be a successful stand-up comedian in this town is to be a bald white male in the 95th+ percentile of BMI who shops for their clothes at Goodwill. I wonder how long it would take me to gain 150 lbs.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:41 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:38 am
I never realized before that clip that all it takes to be a successful stand-up comedian in this town is to be a bald white male in the 95th+ percentile of BMI who shops for their clothes at Goodwill. I wonder how long it would take me to gain 150 lbs.
Not as long as it will take you to gain a personality.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:44 am
by CaptSMRT
I have never said a cross word or done any harm to you, sir. I have no idea why you have such a hard on for me, however, why don't you come meet and talk it out. I would be happy to hear this in person.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:08 am
by CaptSMRT
The best thing is knowing that you aren't far from death and that when you do die I am going to come to the funeral and be this shitty to your family.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 4:17 pm
by JMC-STL
My comment was inspired by the uncanny resemblance between you & the gentleman you replaced on the stage @ Steve's. It wouldn't have occurred to me if you hadn't placed your recording device so expertly that night. Thank you, and you are welcome at whatever funerial affairs my family members deem fit to waste their money on.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 11:36 am
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 4:17 pm
My comment was inspired by the uncanny resemblance between you & the gentleman you replaced on the stage @ Steve's. It wouldn't have occurred to me if you hadn't placed your recording device so expertly that night. Thank you, and you are welcome at whatever funerial affairs my family members deem fit to waste their money on.
Their money would be better spent on Heaven's Gates certificates... it's gonna take more than one to get you in..... unless of course they don't care to run into you when they get there... they may blow their wad on Devil's Door certificates, just to be sure.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun May 05, 2024 10:02 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 4:17 pm
My comment was inspired by the uncanny resemblance between you & the gentleman you replaced on the stage @ Steve's. It wouldn't have occurred to me if you hadn't placed your recording device so expertly that night. Thank you, and you are welcome at whatever funerial affairs my family members deem fit to waste their money on.
No... you have some hate for me and Im not going to hear it. I deal with this shit enough in reality. I have never done anything to you to merit the treatment I get here for posting my jokes. I don't deserve this bullshit.
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 4:17 pm
My comment was inspired by the uncanny resemblance between you & the gentleman you replaced on the stage @ Steve's. It wouldn't have occurred to me if you hadn't placed your recording device so expertly that night. Thank you, and you are welcome at whatever funerial affairs my family members deem fit to waste their money on.
No... you have some hate for me and Im not going to hear it. I deal with this shit enough in reality. I have never done anything to you to merit the treatment I get here for posting my jokes. I don't deserve this bullshit.
Hey, don’t go trying to hog all the hate… he’s got enough for everybody.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2024 10:44 pm
by Turk Sanderson
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2024 11:21 am
by Turk Sanderson
Time to start getting ready for the other season...