Dunno what Atty Gen Paxton would think of it, but you might have broken several Bloodletters Union rules from the Middle Ages. I suggest you put a barber pole on the front of your house to cover yourself.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:24 pm
by JMC-STL
WTF IS THIS???!!!Ahockalypse (2018) ... I came across the opening scenes of this movie on This TV network, which begin with Kelly Chase (playing "Self") beating the crap outta some zombie hockey broadcaster (I presumed by his makeup & wardrobe & headset) in an elevator. It only got worse from there, so I turned it off. The fact that this broadcast version bleeped about every 5th word & they obscured a lot of imagery in the early scenes was probably a blessing. But it could be worth finding an unedited version, and screening it pre-game of the next BNF Suite Night. Or maybe AFTER y'all have consumed the suite allotment of out-of-date Bud Light.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2023 8:59 am
by CaptSMRT
GET MOTIVATED!!!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2023 10:25 am
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:24 pmWTF IS THIS???!!!Ahockalypse (2018) ... I came across the opening scenes of this movie on This TV network, which begin with Kelly Chase (playing "Self") beating the crap outta some zombie hockey broadcaster (I presumed by his makeup & wardrobe & headset) in an elevator. It only got worse from there, so I turned it off. The fact that this broadcast version bleeped about every 5th word & they obscured a lot of imagery in the early scenes was probably a blessing. But it could be worth finding an unedited version, and screening it pre-game of the next BNF Suite Night. Or maybe AFTER y'all have consumed the suite allotment of out-of-date Bud Light.
I’m trying to be anti-cancel culture, so I’m drinking all the Bud Light that I can
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun May 07, 2023 7:06 am
by T.C.
I didn’t know it existed until this post, so i sought it out. Just watched it last night. While Chaser is only in the beginning scene and Melrose is only in the ending scene, and while it is clearly written and shot by some hockey dudes on iphones with any “effects” very obviously added in post, i did keep watching it. Something weirdly engaging about it, given how bad it is. It keeps wedging in pop culture references unnecessarily, the audio is different from scene to scene, sometimes character to character in a scene. So yes, it’s a bad film. But i couldn’t stop watching it. I did laugh several times, some of which I believe were the intended reaction.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed May 10, 2023 8:20 am
by JMC-STL
T.C. wrote: Sun May 07, 2023 7:06 amI didn’t know it existed until this post, so i sought it out. Just watched it last night. While Chaser is only in the beginning scene and Melrose is only in the ending scene, and while it is clearly written and shot by some hockey dudes on iphones with any “effects” very obviously added in post, i did keep watching it. Something weirdly engaging about it, given how bad it is. It keeps wedging in pop culture references unnecessarily, the audio is different from scene to scene, sometimes character to character in a scene. So yes, it’s a bad film. But i couldn’t stop watching it. I did laugh several times, some of which I believe were the intended reaction.
Submit this review pronto to the Rotten Tomatoes web staff! This sleeper cult classic deserves notice from a much wider audience than just the BNF Cognoscenti.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun May 14, 2023 2:50 pm
by CaptSMRT
Real life is always the opposite of movies. in the movies dudes go out on a boat... get drunk... have homoerotic arguments about their injuries... then kill a shark in a blood orgy.
Real life... two gay guys get their daily exercise by cutting beer tabs out of shark gums while talking about where they will send their kids to school.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun May 14, 2023 5:14 pm
by JMC-STL
So where WILL they send their kids to school? I hope it's not in Illinois.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun May 14, 2023 8:07 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 5:14 pm
So where WILL they send their kids to school? I hope it's not in Illinois.
Note the "clever" catch phrase on the left rear wheelwell. Probably took the marketing dept. months to come up with that one ...
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This is like when the Catholics decided that Saint Christopher wasn’t a saint anymore
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Fri May 19, 2023 10:29 am
by CaptSMRT
All races have something they do well... Black people are cool... Latinos can dance... All White people can do is... steal culture. White people with dredlocks always have a guilty look on their face. Elvis went to a black church once and made a career out of it.
Note the "clever" catch phrase on the left rear wheelwell. Probably took the marketing dept. months to come up with that one ...
OM Frankmobile.jpg
This is pure wokester bullshit. My bologna has a first name and its INFLATION... all I can afford to eat thanks to liberals.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Fri May 19, 2023 11:38 am
by CaptSMRT
I've gone out with ugly women specifically to prove that I was looking on the inside... and let me tell you. I couldnt see shit but that mustache. I'm no prize I know. I've pulled some ass though. One time I had sex with a lesbian. Well... she molested me... but the residual emotional trauma has felt like a relationship.