CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 12:56 pmI'm not fat. I am a girth explorer. I've always been curious what it felt when my skin had to stretch to fit my body.
Did you require a circumcision to stretch that last little bit?
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 12:56 pmI'm not fat. I am a girth explorer. I've always been curious what it felt when my skin had to stretch to fit my body.
Did you require a circumcision to stretch that last little bit?
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 12:56 pmI'm not fat. I am a girth explorer. I've always been curious what it felt when my skin had to stretch to fit my body.
Did you require a circumcision to stretch that last little bit?
They’d have to find it first…
I will be at some bar called Midway in Effingham tomorrow night!!!
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 10:36 pm...so "You haven't learned your lesson in Effingham after all" .... which is, by the way, a Country and Western song.
They asked for me
So did the narc squad…
"Midway in Effingham" is owned by former Japanese Imperial Navy commanders, seeking revenge for their collective loss of honor in the Pacific. If you hear the drone of Nakajima Sakae radial engines during your set, yell "Banzai!" and leap off the stage onto the fully costumed & heavily made-up Kabuki dancer at the front table. Ganbatte, Sensei Finger.
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 10:50 pm
They asked for me
So did the narc squad…
"Midway in Effingham" is owned by former Japanese Imperial Navy commanders, seeking revenge for their collective loss of honor in the Pacific. If you hear the drone of Nakajima Sakae radial engines during your set, yell "Banzai!" and leap off the stage onto the fully costumed & heavily made-up Kabuki dancer at the front table. Ganbatte, Sensei Finger.
Turned out to be a decent show... got paid to tell people E.T. is a pervert... they loved it.. and nobody mentioned... Lot's daughters.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:30 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Feb 26, 2023 1:19 pmTurned out to be a decent show... got paid to tell people E.T. is a pervert...they loved it.. and nobody mentioned... Lot's daughters.
Your grandparents would be proud. If they weren't pillars of salt.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 8:13 pm
by CaptSMRT
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2023 11:57 am
by CaptSMRT
I look like one of the test animals for white privilege. When they tried to see what happens to someone who gets too much or to discover the cause of Whiteabetes.
I saw this and thought... that is normal in China... rain worms, frogs, acid from the battery mines... Godzilla died from pollution off the coast of Nanjing
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 11:08 pm
by CaptSMRT
Godzilla vs Kong is similar to the movies John Holmes made at the end of his career
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 6:40 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 11:08 pmGodzilla vs Kong is similar to the movies John Holmes made at the end of his career
John Holmes' career didn't end. He has a Pornhub account with an exclusive membership of Baptists who think they went to Heaven.
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Mar 18, 2023 6:40 am
John Holmes' career didn't end. He has a Pornhub account with an exclusive membership of Baptists who think they went to Heaven.
The Chinese have sent an island of algae to swallow up Florida... Fuck You, Ron DeSantis!!
All they want are some of his alligators, he can keep the farmland, China doesn't need sugar cane.
That ain't nothing but Asian Swamp Thing... coming up to steal bikinis at Spring Break
Fuck that shit… chop your dick off, and be the Devil’s bitch.
Don't chop things off.
Oh, sure, NOW you tell us.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2023 2:04 pm
by CaptSMRT
One time I my car got hit by a truck. I went to Urgent Care to make sure... I don't even know. I wasn't hurt. They prescribed me three kinds of muscle relaxers... I looked them up... side effects... possible death.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2023 9:08 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Mar 25, 2023 2:04 pm
One time I my car got hit by a truck. I went to Urgent Care to make sure... I don't even know. I wasn't hurt. They prescribed me three kinds of muscle relaxers... I looked them up... side effects... possible death.
