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What if McDonalds food was named after reality? Could I order a McWifedoesn't really like me any more and some debt fries. I'd like to add a My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese.

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:57 pm What if McDonalds food was named after reality? Could I order a McWifedoesn't really like me any more and some debt fries. I'd like to add a My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese.

You want Divorce Sauce on your McWifedoesn't really like me any more? Do you want the My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese meal? It comes with a Child Support coupon book.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 5:21 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:57 pm What if McDonalds food was named after reality? Could I order a McWifedoesn't really like me any more and some debt fries. I'd like to add a My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese.

You want Divorce Sauce on your McWifedoesn't really like me any more? Do you want the My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese meal? It comes with a Child Support coupon book.

Head on over to Taco Bell for a Foreclosure Bel Grande

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 7:05 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 5:21 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:57 pm What if McDonalds food was named after reality? Could I order a McWifedoesn't really like me any more and some debt fries. I'd like to add a My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese.

You want Divorce Sauce on your McWifedoesn't really like me any more? Do you want the My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese meal? It comes with a Child Support coupon book.

Head on over to Taco Bell for a Foreclosure Bel Grande

Have you tried Wendy’s Bacon Double Menopause Burger Meal? It comes with Hot Flashes and Bitch Rings.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 7:16 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 7:05 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 5:21 pm

You want Divorce Sauce on your McWifedoesn't really like me any more? Do you want the My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese meal? It comes with a Child Support coupon book.

Head on over to Taco Bell for a Foreclosure Bel Grande

Have you tried Wendy’s Bacon Double Menopause Burger Meal? It comes with Hot Flashes and Bitch Rings.

Dave's vasectomy reversal

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 8:49 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 7:16 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 7:05 pm

Head on over to Taco Bell for a Foreclosure Bel Grande

Have you tried Wendy’s Bacon Double Menopause Burger Meal? It comes with Hot Flashes and Bitch Rings.

Dave's vasectomy reversal

That's on the Hopefully-Kids meal.

I love fast food. I look like someone who loves fast food. I was in the drive through once and called 911 because things were not fast enough. They said that isn't an emergency. I replied.. that is a matter of perspective. We compromised and they had the manager arrested.

I have been reading more and more about a "Non-Human" Earth based intelligent life form more and more and no its not the algorithm... more people are coming forward... this CIA guy and I saw a British guy talking about it. I saw this more than a year ago and it has been building slowly. There was a guy lon this forum who claimed his Dad has first hand knowledge of Extra Terrestrials on Earth... FooFighter... then he died. HP Lovecraft was right.

Everyone is worried they won't keep up their new years resolutions... I have found a way to make it easier. Add an exception to your plan... "I plan on losing weight in 2023... or watching more porn." "I am going to eat more celery... out of a hookers asshole" Make life easy on yourself.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:34 am Everyone is worried they won't keep up their new years resolutions... I have found a way to make it easier. Add an exception to your plan... "I plan on losing weight in 2023... or watching more porn." "I am going to eat more celery... out of a hookers asshole" Make life easy on yourself.

Just so you know, that ain’t peanut butter on that celery.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:34 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:34 amEveryone is worried they won't keep up their new years resolutions... I have found a way to make it easier. Add an exception to your plan... "I plan on losing weight in 2023... or watching more porn." "I am going to eat more celery... out of a hookers asshole" Make life easy on yourself.

Just so you know, that ain’t peanut butter on that celery.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:09 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:34 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:34 amEveryone is worried they won't keep up their new years resolutions... I have found a way to make it easier. Add an exception to your plan... "I plan on losing weight in 2023... or watching more porn." "I am going to eat more celery... out of a hookers asshole" Make life easy on yourself.

Just so you know, that ain’t peanut butter on that celery.

Hey, you got shit in my celery! Hey you got celery in my shit!!!

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 1:02 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:09 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:34 am
Just so you know, that ain’t peanut butter on that celery.

Hey, you got shit in my celery! Hey you got celery in my shit!!!

Celery is a toothbrush for your butt, so this tracks

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:18 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 1:02 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:09 pm

Hey, you got shit in my celery! Hey you got celery in my shit!!!

Celery is a toothbrush for your butt, so this tracks

You don’t really have teeth in your asshole… you’ve been eating too much ghost pepper sauce.

Jesus was a carpenter... what does that mean really? Did he make furniture, or do meth in his truck all day?

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 6:57 amJesus was a carpenter... what does that mean really? Did he make furniture, or do meth in his truck all day?

Methamphetamine was first synthesized in Japan in 1893 A.D.. So unless The Second Coming occurred at Tokyo Imperial University, you oughta stick with the Furniture Creation Theory to be on the safe side of comedy.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 12:02 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 6:57 amJesus was a carpenter... what does that mean really? Did he make furniture, or do meth in his truck all day?

Methamphetamine was first synthesized in Japan in 1893 A.D.. So unless The Second Coming occurred at Tokyo Imperial University, you oughta stick with the Furniture Creation Theory to be on the safe side of comedy.

Jesus can time travel... no question

What really qualified as carpentry 2000 years ago? There were no routers... you aren't making much without one of those. They had plenty of sand... the sand paper selection was not that great. Do you want your cabinets finished in myrrh? Maybe...

… A child, a child, shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold… let us bring him silver and gold.

How about bringing him a fucking blanket and a binkie!!!!

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 6:40 pm… A child, a child, shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold… let us bring him silver and gold.

How about bringing him a fucking blanket and a binkie!!!!

Screw that! A bottle of Mogen David & a cheap cigar would've done the trick.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 9:30 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 6:40 pm… A child, a child, shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold… let us bring him silver and gold.

How about bringing him a fucking blanket and a binkie!!!!

Screw that! A bottle of Mogen David & a cheap cigar would've done the trick.

Jesus wasn’t a wino, but like Turk, his apostles were.

Jesus can turn water into wine... correct? But can he do any vintage??

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jan 10, 2023 11:42 am Jesus can turn water into wine... correct? But can he do any vintage??

Jack Daniel could turn corn into whiskey… more impressive in my book.