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CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 15, 2022 10:32 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 15, 2022 2:54 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 15, 2022 10:32 am

You’re not Jabba the Hutt fat…. You’re more like “I haven’t seen my dick in decades.” fat.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 15, 2022 2:58 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 15, 2022 2:54 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 15, 2022 10:32 am

You’re not Jabba the Hutt fat…. You’re more like “I haven’t seen my dick in decades.” fat.

I'm not need a walker fat. I'm need suspenders for my underwear fat.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 16, 2022 6:39 amSomewhere there is a woman who hates fun almost as much as she hates Cyndi Lauper.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 16, 2022 8:14 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 16, 2022 6:39 amSomewhere there is a woman who hates fun almost as much as she hates Cyndi Lauper.

And her name was Amy Winehouse.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 16, 2022 12:58 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 16, 2022 8:14 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 16, 2022 6:39 amSomewhere there is a woman who hates fun almost as much as she hates Cyndi Lauper.

And her name was Amy Winehouse.

She's dead, Jim

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 16, 2022 9:27 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 16, 2022 12:58 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 16, 2022 8:14 amAnd her name was Amy Winehouse.

She's dead, Jim

Martha Stewart

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 17, 2022 3:02 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 16, 2022 9:27 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 16, 2022 12:58 pm
She's dead, Jim

Martha Stewart

Mad Martha hangs with Snoop. You clearly don't know "fun" when you see it, Rev.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Dec 17, 2022 9:42 am

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 17, 2022 3:02 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 16, 2022 9:27 pmMartha Stewart

Mad Martha hangs with Snoop. You clearly don't know "fun" when you see it, Rev.

Snoop just uses her for stock market tips, and because she knows how to bake brownies… he kicks better looking girls to the curb . She too fucking old to have fun… if she were to laugh, the Bondo would crack and fall off of her face.

JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 11:31 am Sucks to be a stand-up comic in this kinda weather, eh? Especially when the gig is a warmup set for Shakespeare in the Park.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 1:44 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 11:31 am Sucks to be a stand-up comic in this kinda weather, eh? Especially when the gig is a warmup set for Shakespeare in the Park.

I am hiding from the wrath of Earth.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:20 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 1:44 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 11:31 amSucks to be a stand-up comic in this kinda weather, eh? Especially when the gig is a warmup set for Shakespeare in the Park.

I am hiding from the wrath of Earth.

Shouldn't you be the President of some Slavic country by now?

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:58 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:20 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 1:44 pm
I am hiding from the wrath of Earth.

Shouldn't you be the President of some Slavic country by now?

In the long run, you're probably better off to create your own nation state. That way you aren't burdened by the history & politics & a population predisposed to hate you that would come with taking over an existing Eastern Euro territory. Though for The Cap'n, the latter set of conditions are common in his stand-up gigs.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 9:54 am

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:58 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:20 pm
Shouldn't you be the President of some Slavic country by now?

In the long run, you're probably better off to create your own nation state. That way you aren't burdened by the history & politics & a population predisposed to hate you that would come with taking over an existing Eastern Euro territory. Though for The Cap'n, the latter set of conditions are common in his stand-up gigs.

I’ll bet that the Mayan Dentist has his own country by now.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 5:51 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 9:54 am

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:58 amIn the long run, you're probably better off to create your own nation state. That way you aren't burdened by the history & politics & a population predisposed to hate you that would come with taking over an existing Eastern Euro territory. Though for The Cap'n, the latter set of conditions are common in his stand-up gigs.

I’ll bet that the Mayan Dentist has his own country by now.

Someone tell Biden I am the leader of Ronnsylvania and we have been under attack by invisible Dracula since 2011. Send aid and bullets.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 7:17 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 5:51 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 9:54 am
I’ll bet that the Mayan Dentist has his own country by now.

Someone tell Biden I am the leader of Ronnsylvania and we have been under attack by invisible Dracula since 2011. Send aid and bullets.

He has passed your request on to the Republicans. You'll be hearing from them as soon as they can load the bullets on their ranches.

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2022 4:40 pm If ever there was a Christmas story written for THIS crowd...........Gizmodo.com Happy Birthday to Jesus' Twin Sister, the Vampire Camilla

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2022 5:28 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2022 4:40 pmIf ever there was a Christmas story written for THIS crowd...........Gizmodo.com Happy Birthday to Jesus' Twin Sister, the Vampire Camilla

Is she the same woman who knocked off Lady Di so that she could marry then Prince Charles?