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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:36 am
by CaptSMRT
I was in a hotel and the sheets smelled like Axe Body spray, which apparently means there is also a good chance there are bed bugs in the room.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:55 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:36 am
I was in a hotel and the sheets smelled like Axe Body spray, which apparently means there is also a good chance there are bed bugs in the room.
Them's some sophisticated bedbugs if they're using body spray.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 10:19 am
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:55 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:36 am
I was in a hotel and the sheets smelled like Axe Body spray, which apparently means there is also a good chance there are bed bugs in the room.
Them's some sophisticated bedbugs if they're using body spray.
Defnitely not your run of the mill bugs... they were doing Tiktok dances on my face all night and now I look like one of the Island Boys.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:15 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 10:19 am
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:55 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:36 amI was in a hotel and the sheets smelled like Axe Body spray, which apparently means there is also a good chance there are bed bugs in the room.
Them's some sophisticated bedbugs if they're using body spray.
Defnitely not your run of the mill bugs... they were doing Tiktok dances on my face all night and now I look like one of the Island Boys.
Which one are you?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 7:59 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:15 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 10:19 am
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:55 am
Them's some sophisticated bedbugs if they're using body spray.
Defnitely not your run of the mill bugs... they were doing Tiktok dances on my face all night and now I look like one of the Island Boys.
Which one are you?
Island-Boys.jpeg
Both
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 8:12 pm
by Turk Sanderson
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:26 am
by CaptSMRT
Those Axe sheets are living a far better life than I can imagine. I am lucky if I smell like soap.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:31 am
by CaptSMRT
Also... never sleep on hotel beds because someone might have pooped on it...I know because I pooped on my hotel bed.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:09 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:31 am
Also... never sleep on hotel beds because someone might have pooped on it...I know because I pooped on my hotel bed.
You know you're fucked when there's a sign on the wall that reads:
"We don't sleep on your toilet, so please don't crap on our bed."
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:42 am
by CaptSMRT
The pillows in hotels are splooge sponges
Ever wanted to get bukkaked by a pillow... sleep in a hotel
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:43 am
by CaptSMRT
Need invitro...fuck a hotel pillow... its flush with DNA
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2022 12:24 pm
by Turk Sanderson
I beg your pardon, sir...those aren't cockroaches and bedbugs... those are our complimentary fish baits!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:54 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:31 amAlso... never sleep on hotel beds because someone might have pooped on it...I know because I pooped on my hotel bed.
Does "pooped" appeal to a new segment of your target demographic? School's out for summer.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:38 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:54 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:31 amAlso... never sleep on hotel beds because someone might have pooped on it...I know because I pooped on my hotel bed.
Does "pooped" appeal to a new segment of your target demographic? School's out for summer.
Poop is a funny word... which is why it confuses you
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2022 3:30 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:38 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:54 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:31 amAlso... never sleep on hotel beds because someone might have pooped on it...I know because I pooped on my hotel bed.
Does "pooped" appeal to a new segment of your target demographic? School's out for summer.
Poop is a funny word... which is why it confuses you
It's only funny until you step in it, then it turns into shit.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:24 pm
by CaptSMRT
If you say you are going to stay in a hotel or prison someone will give you their plan for survival.
Hide a shank in your b hole. Don't touch the remote... its covered in splooge. Punch the desk clerk and show them who is boss.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:18 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:24 pm
If you say you are going to stay in a hotel or prison someone will give you their plan for survival.
Hide a shank in your b hole. Don't touch the remote... its covered in splooge. Punch the desk clerk and show them who is boss.
Punching the desk clerk at a prison, is a sure way to get a room-mate who will splooge all over you.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:25 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:18 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:24 pm
If you say you are going to stay in a hotel or prison someone will give you their plan for survival.
Hide a shank in your b hole. Don't touch the remote... its covered in splooge. Punch the desk clerk and show them who is boss.
Punching the desk clerk at a prison, is a sure way to get a room-mate who will splooge all over you.
You gotta shank that splooge
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:36 pm
by CaptSMRT
This pronoun thing is getting out of hand. I have to admit to being a bit confused at the beginning...If someone says their name is Dave... do you start arguing with them about the Biblical definition of Daves? I've been calling people Dude for 40 years and I don't even know what it means.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:02 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:36 pm
This pronoun thing is getting out of hand. I have to admit to being a bit confused at the beginning...If someone says their name is Dave... do you start arguing with them about the Biblical definition of Daves? I've been calling people Dude for 40 years and I don't even know what it means.
The apostle Matthew had a speech impediment,,,, Whenever he said Jude, it came out as Dude... and now you know.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 4:29 pm
by CaptSMRT
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 4:32 pm
by CaptSMRT
Guy pleads insanity and the court says... nope... you are perfectly normal
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 6:23 pm
by Turk Sanderson
That's why I ship things UPS ground.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 11:01 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 6:23 pm
That's why I ship things UPS ground.
A guitar case full of hammers is crazy no matter how you ship it
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 11:07 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 11:01 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 6:23 pm
That's why I ship things UPS ground.
A guitar case full of hammers is crazy no matter how you ship it
Why are you studying hijackers anyway? Have the high gas prices got you searching for cheaper means of transportation?