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Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:57 am**

If the city of St Louis were a person they would have an bathtub filled with old mail in the front yard and 2 million in Camel cash saved up for a rainy day.

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2021 10:05 am**

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:57 am If the city of St Louis were a person they would have an bathtub filled with old mail in the front yard and 2 million in Camel cash saved up for a rainy day.

...Yeah, but...on Christmas Eve they're gonna get $790,000,000 in Walmart gift cards.

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2021 1:06 pm**

Im really into wellness these days. I have no idea what it means, it sounds like it feels good and if I do something odd I can say its a kind of therapy Lebron James uses to recover from games.

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2021 1:08 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 1:06 pm Im really into wellness these days. I have no idea what it means, it sounds like it feels good and if I do something odd I can say its a kind of therapy Lebron James uses to recover from games.

Wellness means that you're getting lots of sex.

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2021 5:24 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 1:08 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 1:06 pmIm really into wellness these days. I have no idea what it means, it sounds like it feels good and if I do something odd I can say its a kind of therapy Lebron James uses to recover from games.
Wellness means that you're getting lots of sex.

Never mind, then.

Posted: **Thu Dec 02, 2021 6:22 am**

They keep it real at 7-11. I was buying a diet Pepsi the other day and I overheard the cashiers talking about clocking out and killing someone over a lie. At Circle K...they have easy pay...at 7-11 they dont play.

Posted: **Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:12 am**

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 02, 2021 6:22 am They keep it real at 7-11. I was buying a diet Pepsi the other day and I overheard the cashiers talking about clocking out and killing someone over a lie. At Circle K...they have easy pay...at 7-11 they dont play.

At the Hit-N-Run in Granite City, you can get a Humdinger and never leave your car.

Posted: **Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:41 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:12 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 02, 2021 6:22 am They keep it real at 7-11. I was buying a diet Pepsi the other day and I overheard the cashiers talking about clocking out and killing someone over a lie. At Circle K...they have easy pay...at 7-11 they dont play.
At the Hit-N-Run in Granite City, you can get a Humdinger and never leave your car.

The gas station mafia is serious business...there are bodies buried under the Flying-J!!!

Posted: **Thu Dec 02, 2021 4:24 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:41 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:12 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 02, 2021 6:22 am They keep it real at 7-11. I was buying a diet Pepsi the other day and I overheard the cashiers talking about clocking out and killing someone over a lie. At Circle K...they have easy pay...at 7-11 they dont play.
At the Hit-N-Run in Granite City, you can get a Humdinger and never leave your car.
The gas station mafia is serious business...there are bodies buried under the Flying-J!!!

Luca Brasi was killed because he drove off without paying.

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2021 7:04 am**

When did Americans lose their British accents. Im pretty sure everyone on the Mayflower sounded like they were from Brooklyn.

Hey Yo...Indians...where's the turkey!!!

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:52 pm**

If you adopted ten orphans, and they all die on the bus ride to your house, would you be too sad to notice the irony?

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2021 3:05 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:52 pm If you adopted ten orphans, and they all die on the bus ride to your house, would you be too sad to notice the irony?

All my Pagan Babies arrived safe and sound… don’t scrimp on shipping… use a reliable delivery service and save yourself a lot of misery and expense.

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2021 3:10 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:52 pmIf you adopted ten orphans, and they all die on the bus ride to your house, would you be too sad to notice the irony?

Only if it's a script for one of those Covenant House commercials

Posted: **Sat Dec 04, 2021 5:50 am**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 3:05 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:52 pmIf you adopted ten orphans, and they all die on the bus ride to your house, would you be too sad to notice the irony?
All my Pagan Babies arrived safe and sound… don’t scrimp on shipping… use a reliable delivery service and save yourself a lot of misery and expense.

So scratch USPS, then. Got it.

Posted: **Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:09 pm**

I have a huge heart, my Dr calls it swollen and says it doesnt mean I can love more, but my religion doesn't believe in science, thank God.

Posted: **Sun Dec 05, 2021 9:20 pm**

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 04, 2021 5:50 am
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 3:05 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:52 pmIf you adopted ten orphans, and they all die on the bus ride to your house, would you be too sad to notice the irony?
All my Pagan Babies arrived safe and sound… don’t scrimp on shipping… use a reliable delivery service and save yourself a lot of misery and expense.
So scratch USPS, then. Got it.

If I'd have gone with FedEx they'd have wound up in a ditch in down in Alabama....probably would be working in the entry level of the textile industry by now.

Posted: **Sun Dec 05, 2021 10:25 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 02, 2021 6:22 am They keep it real at 7-11. I was buying a diet Pepsi the other day and I overheard the cashiers talking about clocking out and killing someone over a lie. At Circle K...they have easy pay...at 7-11 they dont play.

There is already a guy with a joke about convenience stores...so I am changing venues of this story to Carl's Jr. Then a general roast of Carl's Jr...brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Thanks for being a part of the process.

Posted: **Sun Dec 05, 2021 10:48 pm**

Carl's Jr has been run over by his girlfriend several times

Posted: **Mon Dec 06, 2021 12:17 am**

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 10:48 pm Carl's Jr has been run over by his girlfriend several times

Is her name Wendy?

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2021 4:59 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 06, 2021 12:17 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 10:48 pm Carl's Jr has been run over by his girlfriend several times
Is her name Wendy?

Carl's Jr would borrow money from Wendy to pay his bills and still have money to buy a TV on Black Friday.

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2021 7:07 pm**

Carl’s Jr. steals flowers out of the cemetery, and gives them to Wendy for her birthday.

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2021 8:18 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 08, 2021 7:07 pmCarl’s Jr. steals flowers out of the cemetery, and gives them to Wendy for her birthday.

Did you teach him that trick at Hamburger U?

Posted: **Thu Dec 09, 2021 3:50 pm**

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Dec 08, 2021 8:18 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 08, 2021 7:07 pmCarl’s Jr. steals flowers out of the cemetery, and gives them to Wendy for her birthday.
Did you teach him that trick at Hamburger U?

Hamburger the Motion Picture is an underrated classic.

Posted: **Fri Dec 10, 2021 3:54 am**

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 3:50 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Dec 08, 2021 8:18 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 08, 2021 7:07 pmCarl’s Jr. steals flowers out of the cemetery, and gives them to Wendy for her birthday.
Did you teach him that trick at Hamburger U?
Hamburger the Motion Picture is an underrated classic.

Was that one of the Saw sequels?

Posted: **Fri Dec 10, 2021 6:42 am**

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 10, 2021 3:54 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 3:50 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Dec 08, 2021 8:18 pm
Did you teach him that trick at Hamburger U?
Hamburger the Motion Picture is an underrated classic.
Was that one of the Saw sequels?

I was not a huge fan of the sequels, but the original SAW is a masterpiece of horror...

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