CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 11:01 am
Thanksgiving is a holiday celebrating how moving to the wilderness and starving to death is better than eating British cooking.
"HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING, IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?"
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 11:01 am
Thanksgiving is a holiday celebrating how moving to the wilderness and starving to death is better than eating British cooking.
"HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING, IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?"
In England every food is also a kind of pudding!!!
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 11:01 amThanksgiving is a holiday celebrating how moving to the wilderness and starving to death is better than eating British cooking.
"HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING, IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?"
In England every food is also a kind of pudding!!!
It's the only country on Earth where spotted dick isn't treated as a transmissible disease.
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 21, 2021 7:45 pmNormally your criticism is blunt and makes sense...
Seems we were each off our game, then.
I don't know what you mean. The audience liked the angle on Thanksgiving and my Granite City roast.
Does Granite City actually celebrate Thanksgiving?
P.S. - I viewed the video again at your behest. It seems my first viewing was cut short by some technical difficulty (or a bathroom break). Second view lasted much longer, and it does seem you knocked 'em dead. Sorry I ever doubted the power of an arborist to bring such joy to a bunch of drunken millennials.
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Nov 21, 2021 7:50 pm
Seems we were each off our game, then.
I don't know what you mean. The audience liked the angle on Thanksgiving and my Granite City roast.
Does Granite City actually celebrate Thanksgiving?
P.S. - I viewed the video again at your behest. It seems my first viewing was cut short by some technical difficulty (or a bathroom break). Second view lasted much longer, and it does seem you knocked 'em dead. Sorry I ever doubted the power of an arborist to bring such joy to a bunch of drunken millennials.
I was only worried that you might have died in the middle of your review...
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Nov 21, 2021 7:50 pm
Seems we were each off our game, then.
I don't know what you mean. The audience liked the angle on Thanksgiving and my Granite City roast.
Does Granite City actually celebrate Thanksgiving?
P.S. - I viewed the video again at your behest. It seems my first viewing was cut short by some technical difficulty (or a bathroom break). Second view lasted much longer, and it does seem you knocked 'em dead. Sorry I ever doubted the power of an arborist to bring such joy to a bunch of drunken millennials.
Granite City is probably the only city in America named after pots and pans.
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 21, 2021 9:31 pmI don't know what you mean. The audience liked the angle on Thanksgiving and my Granite City roast.
Does Granite City actually celebrate Thanksgiving?
P.S. - I viewed the video again at your behest. It seems my first viewing was cut short by some technical difficulty (or a bathroom break). Second view lasted much longer, and it does seem you knocked 'em dead. Sorry I ever doubted the power of an arborist to bring such joy to a bunch of drunken millennials.
I was only worried that you might have died in the middle of your review...
Your concern has touched me deeply. Like a proctological exam.
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Nov 22, 2021 5:04 am
Does Granite City actually celebrate Thanksgiving?
P.S. - I viewed the video again at your behest. It seems my first viewing was cut short by some technical difficulty (or a bathroom break). Second view lasted much longer, and it does seem you knocked 'em dead. Sorry I ever doubted the power of an arborist to bring such joy to a bunch of drunken millennials.
I was only worried that you might have died in the middle of your review...
Your concern has touched me deeply. Like a proctological exam.
Strangley enough, this is the first verse to Marvin Gaye's last unwritten song...
"All the world's a buffet, and all the men and boys merely food..." Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer
A homeless shelter is produce row for a cannibal.
Lots of bargains on Saturday!
If Carl's Jr was a real person he would wear a tank top to Church and think giving his baby dip instead of Lucky Strikes was healthy.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:02 pm
by CaptSMRT
If Carl's Jr was a real person he would think giving his baby Pepsi instead of Red Bull was being a helicopter parent.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:25 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:02 pm
If Carl's Jr was a real person he would think giving his baby Pepsi instead of Red Bull was being a helicopter parent.
If Carl's Jr was a real person he would realize that a starving jackal wouldn't eat his food. He'd change his name to Burger Chef and bring back the Burger Chef menu...the world would be a much better place.