I'm thinkin' that she should have offered pussy... or at least butt... tits won't buy what they used to.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:48 am
by CaptSMRT
I heard the Delta-Variant for COVID was ten times more dangerous than regular COVID....and it charges for carry on bags!!!!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:57 am
by CaptSMRT
When people move to Mars...it wont be long before crime follows...murder, rape...etc...
Why we never went back to the moon..? Neil Armstrong almost got car jacked.
That big red circle on Jupiter...is really a doorbell camera
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 9:12 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:57 am
When people move to Mars...it wont be long before crime follows...murder, rape...etc...
Why we never went back to the moon..? Neil Armstrong almost got car jacked.
That big red circle on Jupiter...is really a doorbell camera
The reason for not going back to the moon, is that the Egyptians were already there.... when you call to complain about your cell-phone or television service, that's who you're talking to.
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:57 am
When people move to Mars...it wont be long before crime follows...murder, rape...etc...
Why we never went back to the moon..? Neil Armstrong almost got car jacked.
That big red circle on Jupiter...is really a doorbell camera
The reason for not going back to the moon, is that the Egyptians were already there.... when you call to complain about your cell-phone or television service, that's who you're talking to.
DSOTM.JPG
If there were people on the Moon when we got there we would have killed them and taken their land.
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:57 am
When people move to Mars...it wont be long before crime follows...murder, rape...etc...
Why we never went back to the moon..? Neil Armstrong almost got car jacked.
That big red circle on Jupiter...is really a doorbell camera
The reason for not going back to the moon, is that the Egyptians were already there.... when you call to complain about your cell-phone or television service, that's who you're talking to.
DSOTM.JPG
If there were people on the Moon when we got there we would have killed them and taken their land.
Next time you're on the line waiting forever to talk with a phone or TV rep, in BFE remember who told you so.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2021 6:43 am
by CaptSMRT
If Jesus had known karate it would have been a lot harder to kill him with two boards.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:24 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 6:43 amIf Jesus had known karate it would have been a lot harder to kill him with two boards.
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:24 amIt wasn't part of His narrative.
GOD works in mysterious ways....watching you poop is one of those.
He knows more about you than fuckin' Santa Claus does.
"He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake,
He knows your LDL numbers,
So increase your fiber intake ..."
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:35 pm
by Turk Sanderson
If Pilate had challenged Jesus to a Nintendo Match, it would have been his ass up on that cross.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:45 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:35 pmIf Pilate had challenged Jesus to a Nintendo Match, it would have been his ass up on that cross.
Which puts me to wondering ... If Jesus had taken up pilates as a hobby instead of shuffling around the Midde East for 33 years, would the Roman soldier have still been able to pierce His side with that lance?
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:35 pmIf Pilate had challenged Jesus to a Nintendo Match, it would have been his ass up on that cross.
Which puts me to wondering ... If Jesus had taken up pilates as a hobby instead of shuffling around the Midde East for 33 years, would the Roman soldier have still been able to pierce His side with that lance?
R.S.
"Hey, up there, are you dead?"
J.C.
"You're gonna look real funny with that lance stickin' out of your ass."
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:35 pmIf Pilate had challenged Jesus to a Nintendo Match, it would have been his ass up on that cross.
Which puts me to wondering ... If Jesus had taken up pilates as a hobby instead of shuffling around the Midde East for 33 years, would the Roman soldier have still been able to pierce His side with that lance?
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:35 pmIf Pilate had challenged Jesus to a Nintendo Match, it would have been his ass up on that cross.
Which puts me to wondering ... If Jesus had taken up pilates as a hobby instead of shuffling around the Midde East for 33 years, would the Roman soldier have still been able to pierce His side with that lance?
Technically Jesus invented Cross Fit
Can we get Jesus and this Beachbody PiYo bitch in a celebrity death match? Chalene needs to be knocked down a peg or six.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2021 1:53 pm
by CaptSMRT
On the old internet...conspiracy theories were better...you could find plans for a Nazi space submarine on geocities any day of the week...the faces on Mars were real...Lizard people were still in the shadows...and Bill Clinton was responsible for everything that went wrong in the world...(that one is still true)