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This Intermittent thing is confusing me... we're getting Thursday Night Nitro on Wednesday afternoon... you sure you don't have Premature Alcoholism? Usually it's JMC that does things premature, at least that's what Mrs. JMC says.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 3:57 pm This Intermittent thing is confusing me... we're getting Thursday Night Nitro on Wednesday afternoon... you sure you don't have Premature Alcoholism? Usually it's JMC that does things premature, at least that's what Mrs. JMC says.

You got a lot of information from that video, so it can't be all bad.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 3:57 pmThis Intermittent thing is confusing me... we're getting Thursday Night Nitro on Wednesday afternoon... you sure you don't have Premature Alcoholism? Usually it's JMC that does things premature, at least that's what Mrs. JMC says.

Mrs. JMC is 6-1/2 years older than me. She doesn't complain about premature - I'm just immature.

JMC-STL wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 4:31 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 3:57 pmThis Intermittent thing is confusing me... we're getting Thursday Night Nitro on Wednesday afternoon... you sure you don't have Premature Alcoholism? Usually it's JMC that does things premature, at least that's what Mrs. JMC says.

Mrs. JMC is 6-1/2 years older than me. She doesn't complain about premature - I'm just immature.

Good Lord... she can't be older than you...you were around when the Dead Sea first got sick.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 4:48 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 4:31 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 3:57 pmThis Intermittent thing is confusing me... we're getting Thursday Night Nitro on Wednesday afternoon... you sure you don't have Premature Alcoholism? Usually it's JMC that does things premature, at least that's what Mrs. JMC says.

Mrs. JMC is 6-1/2 years older than me. She doesn't complain about premature - I'm just immature.

Good Lord... she can't be older than you...you were around when the Dead Sea first got sick.

I may be older than dirt, but you're older than water.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 5:59 pm

You sure it's not Friday Nitro?

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 9:16 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 5:59 pm

You sure it's not Friday Nitro?

Do people in your car club call you the cruiser?

Ive been reading so many conspiracy theories lately I cant even get high off of normal ones any more. The government did 9/11 wont even get my nipples hard. I need hardcore shit now. Nancy Pelosi owns a cocnut farm in Brazil which is run by human monkey hybrids bred by the Gates Foundation...that don't have a health insurance.

Weekend at Bernies is based on Bruce Lee's death

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat May 29, 2021 2:57 pm Weekend at Bernies is based on Bruce Lee's death

I thought that it was Townes Van Zandt's death.

Why is it that that the People Magazine editors know more about gender-appropriate pronouns than non-binary minor celebrities these days?

Courtney Stodden Announces They're Engaged to Boyfriend Chris Sheng: 'The Ring Made Me Gag'

"I said yes," Courtney Stodden wrote on Instagram, announcing their engagement to boyfriend Chris Sheng while showing off the engagement ring ...

Shouldn't Courtney(s?) have reported: "WE said yes"?

JMC-STL wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 9:36 am Why is it that that the People Magazine editors know more about gender-appropriate pronouns than non-binary minor celebrities these days?

Courtney Stodden Announces They're Engaged to Boyfriend Chris Sheng: 'The Ring Made Me Gag'

"I said yes," Courtney Stodden wrote on Instagram, announcing their engagement to boyfriend Chris Sheng while showing off the engagement ring ...

Shouldn't Courtney(s?) have reported: "WE said yes"?

This reminds me of the time I tried to land a Carl Sagan punchline with a bunch of crusty old rednecks.

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 10:29 am

JMC-STL wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 9:36 am Why is it that that the People Magazine editors know more about gender-appropriate pronouns than non-binary minor celebrities these days?

Courtney Stodden Announces They're Engaged to Boyfriend Chris Sheng: 'The Ring Made Me Gag'

"I said yes," Courtney Stodden wrote on Instagram, announcing their engagement to boyfriend Chris Sheng while showing off the engagement ring ...

Shouldn't Courtney(s?) have reported: "WE said yes"?

This reminds me of the time I tried to land a Carl Sagan punchline with a bunch of crusty old rednecks.

I'M A LESBIAN TRAPPED INSIDE A MAN'S BODY!

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 10:29 am

JMC-STL wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 9:36 amWhy is it that that the People Magazine editors know more about gender-appropriate pronouns than non-binary minor celebrities these days?

Courtney Stodden Announces They're Engaged to Boyfriend Chris Sheng: 'The Ring Made Me Gag'

"I said yes," Courtney Stodden wrote on Instagram, announcing their engagement to boyfriend Chris Sheng while showing off the engagement ring ...

Shouldn't Courtney(s?) have reported: "WE said yes"?

This reminds me of the time I tried to land a Carl Sagan punchline with a bunch of crusty old rednecks.

I'll bet you've got a lot of old memories like that.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 3:24 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 10:29 am

JMC-STL wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 9:36 amWhy is it that that the People Magazine editors know more about gender-appropriate pronouns than non-binary minor celebrities these days?



Shouldn't Courtney(s?) have reported: "WE said yes"?

This reminds me of the time I tried to land a Carl Sagan punchline with a bunch of crusty old rednecks.

I'll bet you've got a lot of old memories like that.

Old?? It was Saturday night!!

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jun 01, 2021 6:28 am

JMC-STL wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 3:24 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 10:29 amThis reminds me of the time I tried to land a Carl Sagan punchline with a bunch of crusty old rednecks.

I'll bet you've got a lot of old memories like that.

Old?? It was Saturday night!!

I have short-term memory challenges, so everything is pre-War to me.

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Jun 01, 2021 1:06 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jun 01, 2021 6:28 am

JMC-STL wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 3:24 pm
I'll bet you've got a lot of old memories like that.

Old?? It was Saturday night!!

I have short-term memory challenges, so everything is pre-War to me.

At least you know who Carl Sagan is...which is more than I can say for 99% of modern people.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:37 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Jun 01, 2021 1:06 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jun 01, 2021 6:28 amOld?? It was Saturday night!!

I have short-term memory challenges, so everything is pre-War to me.

At least you know who Carl Sagan is...which is more than I can say for 99% of modern people.

Substitute "Neil deGrasse Tyson" in your punchline, and you'll bring down the house. He's that smart black feller, you know.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jun 07, 2021 10:02 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:37 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Jun 01, 2021 1:06 pm
I have short-term memory challenges, so everything is pre-War to me.

At least you know who Carl Sagan is...which is more than I can say for 99% of modern people.

Substitute "Neil deGrasse Tyson" in your punchline, and you'll bring down the house. He's that smart black feller, you know.

Carl Sagan had a redeemable smugness about him, Neil Tyson doesn't.

His smugness was redeemable? What was the cash value?

I have discovered a new social media trainwreck...it is called Plenty Of Fish Live....POFLive is the trailer park of streaming services. They should call it Onlytrash. I saw a woman scold her kids while stroking her breasts with her vape pen. Talk about your mixed signals. Now I know why Pornography has taken such a terrible turn. I saw a woman eating a bowl of hamburger. No bun, no pickle...just a bowl of beef. One of her fans asked if she would Twerk and she said yes. When she stood up and tried to shake her booty...she farted. Folks...never trust a twerk on keto...you are looking for trouble.

T.C. wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 6:30 amHis smugness was redeemable? What was the cash value?

I don't think the answer to this one is "Jesus," so I'm gonna go with: "billions and billions."

T.C. wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 6:30 am His smugness was redeemable? What was the cash value?

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About "Certified Used" Cars......
If a car has 135k on the odometer, do you really need a certificate to prove that it's used?