CaptSMRT wrote: Fri May 07, 2021 7:49 pm... Today I had the pleasure of meeting Mike Zuke, he was a nice guy. My buddy bought some artificial ice tiles for his basement and Zuke gave him extra tiles if he was allowed to demo a few products in his basement. You can tell this guy has more hockey knowledge in his pinky than 99% of the hockey forum experts. He helped carry the tiles into my friends basement.
Did he use just that one pinky to lift them? Now THAT would be impressive.
Yes...that was one amazing pinky!!!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 5:57 pm
by Turk Sanderson
Noss to Jean Beaulme:
"Jean, if you croak, would it be okay with you if I date your old-lady?"
Jean Beaulme:
"Don't be silly, Anne wouldn't date someone like you.... and I'm in perfect health...why do you ask me such a question, anyway?"
Noss: (Smirking)
"I don't know... I was just wondering..."
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 11:32 am
by CaptSMRT
If Nostradamus would have predicted Porn Hub...I would believe his other prophecies
You sent Today at 11:06 AM
Seems like that vision would have stood out
Nostro: I'm seeing something....naked ladies, and step moms...and this banner....Porn Hub
Guy: Is that Latin?
Nostro: Dumbass, we are speaking Latin.
Dudes would be walking up out of nowhere and asking him to retell the Porn Hub prophecy
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 1:31 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 11:32 am... Guy: Is that Latin?
Nostro: Dumbass, we are speaking Latin. ...
Hate to break it to you, Cap'n, but Nostradamus was French.
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 11:32 am... Guy: Is that Latin?
Nostro: Dumbass, we are speaking Latin. ...
Hate to break it to you, Cap'n, but Nostradamus was French.
"After another visit to Italy, Nostradamus began to move away from medicine and toward the "occult". Following popular trends, he wrote an almanac for 1550, for the first time in print Latinising his name to Nostradamus." - History
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 11:32 am... Guy: Is that Latin?
Nostro: Dumbass, we are speaking Latin. ...
Hate to break it to you, Cap'n, but Nostradamus was French.
"After another visit to Italy, Nostradamus began to move away from medicine and toward the "occult". Following popular trends, he wrote an almanac for 1550, for the first time in print Latinising his name to Nostradamus." - History
So Michel de Nostredame was nothing but a 16th Century hipster? I am SO over his predictions now.
JMC-STL wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 1:31 pm
Hate to break it to you, Cap'n, but Nostradamus was French.
"After another visit to Italy, Nostradamus began to move away from medicine and toward the "occult". Following popular trends, he wrote an almanac for 1550, for the first time in print Latinising his name to Nostradamus." - History
So Michel de Nostredame was nothing but a 16th Century hipster? I am SO over his predictions now.
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 3:05 pm"After another visit to Italy, Nostradamus began to move away from medicine and toward the "occult". Following popular trends, he wrote an almanac for 1550, for the first time in print Latinising his name to Nostradamus." - History
So Michel de Nostredame was nothing but a 16th Century hipster? I am SO over his predictions now.
A Prophecy Atlas was the mix tape of 1555
More like a mash-up. DJ Earworm comes from a long line of famous artists.
JMC-STL wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:41 pm
So Michel de Nostredame was nothing but a 16th Century hipster? I am SO over his predictions now.
A Prophecy Atlas was the mix tape of 1555
More like a mash-up. DJ Earworm comes from a long line of famous artists.
In the 1500's prophecy was a big deal for the wealthy class, this gave Nostro the idea to bring that to the working man, which makes him RUSH of the 16th century.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu May 13, 2021 9:41 pm
by Turk Sanderson
1500's working man only needed one prophecy... work your ass off or become pig food.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 7:48 am
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 9:41 pm1500's working man only needed one prophecy... work your ass off or become pig food.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 2:10 pm
by CaptSMRT
Auto Zone is its own pocket Universe...I went there yesterday to get some oil. Something was off from the moment I walked in...there was a really large woman sitting on the floor with her baby....grazing out of the snack shelf....feeding her child Pringles like some sort of indigenous floor sloth. There is a woman at the checkout carping on about how much better things were in the old days and the typical BS you hear out of outspoken Patriots these days. I approach the register and awaited instructions...in case they have any special protocol for sales...the guy says nothing....he rings me up....Im paying...he says...I sure can't wait to go to jail. I suggest he rob the Auto Zone. He says his sons friends ganged up on him....and he was going to get soem pay back. I dont ay negative things to angry people...so I encouraged him to do it and got the fuck out of there.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 3:56 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 2:10 pm
Auto Zone is its own pocket Universe...I went there yesterday to get some oil. Something was off from the moment I walked in...there was a really large woman sitting on the floor with her baby....grazing out of the snack shelf....feeding her child Pringles like some sort of indigenous floor sloth. There is a woman at the checkout carping on about how much better things were in the old days and the typical BS you hear out of outspoken Patriots these days. I approach the register and awaited instructions...in case they have any special protocol for sales...the guy says nothing....he rings me up....Im paying...he says...I sure can't wait to go to jail. I suggest he rob the Auto Zone. He says his sons friends ganged up on him....and he was going to get soem pay back. I dont ay negative things to angry people...so I encouraged him to do it and got the fuck out of there.
Don't ever buy their parts with the lifetime warranty.... they will have their AZ thugs kill you in the parking lot and your lifetime will be up.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue May 18, 2021 7:12 am
by CaptSMRT
Growing a skullet has protected me from the DNA altering effects of the vaccine
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue May 18, 2021 10:31 pm
by CaptSMRT
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 7:54 am
by JMC-STL
Demi Lovato's 15 minutes of fame ended early in their relationship with Fez. Time for they/them to move on.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 7:04 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 7:54 am
Demi Lovato's 15 minutes of fame ended early in their relationship with Fez. Time for they/them to move on.
I have no idea who Demi is. Does she drive a semi?