Now the captain’s missing too?

I'm suspecting foul play... things were getting pretty chippy between those two.... no-one has asked me to get either one into heaven, though.

Sunday the Capt'n poked his head out of the ground, but he was overshadowed by the Mayan Dentist.

Being the High Priest of TDC , I’ve always enjoyed Illuminati status in that regard, but I’ve finally reached it in my personal life too… I’ve always known that when my toilet paper roll reaches the brown tube, that it’s proper to install a new roll… but now, in my 70’s, I’ve learned that there’s a correct way to load that roll onto the spring bar. If you want to keep a happy wife….and who doesn’t want that? … always recharge your dispenser with the tissue coming out from under the roll, and not over the top. My mom taught me, as a mere child, the wrong way, probably on purpose, as some sinister plot. It gives Mrs Turk a little something to complain about when she can’t find anything else… women stick together on matters like this.

The original patent application from 1891 says otherwise:

T.C. wrote: Mon Mar 10, 2025 5:47 am The original patent application from 1891 says otherwise:
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You can’t convince Mrs Turk of that…. I won’t even try… not a hill that I want to die on.

I’ll tell you what, when Bigfoot heads for Florida for Spring Break, shit happens.

Hear the thunder??? Bigfoot’s in the area.. He’s here to steal and eat all those colored eggs, that people leave out in the yard in Jesus’ name, AMEN!!!