Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 8:45 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 7:19 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 6:15 pm

You've gotta quit partying at the Urgiicare.

Ive never had a cool Dr. All they ever tell me is Im fat... they never suggest partying with sad horses.

Do what I did… get a doctor that’s fatter than you. Instead of telling you that you’re fat, he’ll recommend some great eating and drinking establishments.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 10:28 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 8:45 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 7:19 pm

Ive never had a cool Dr. All they ever tell me is Im fat... they never suggest partying with sad horses.

Do what I did… get a doctor that’s fatter than you. Instead of telling you that you’re fat, he’ll recommend some great eating and drinking establishments.

I have a fat Dr. One time I caught him playing a video game while he was doing my check up. I thought... sweet... this guy won't be busting my balls. He has never prescribed me animal party drugs though.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 8:58 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 10:28 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 8:45 pm
Do what I did… get a doctor that’s fatter than you. Instead of telling you that you’re fat, he’ll recommend some great eating and drinking establishments.

I have a fat Dr. One time I caught him playing a video game while he was doing my check up. I thought... sweet... this guy won't be busting my balls. He has never prescribed me animal party drugs though.

Maybe you need a fat Veterinarian instead?

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 1:55 pm Folks talk about the 80's like it was one big roller skate party with free chili dogs... but there was a lot more people wearing Hammer pants at inappropriate times than anyone wants to admit.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:05 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 1:55 pm Folks talk about the 80's like it was one big roller skate party with free chili dogs... but there was a lot more people wearing Hammer pants at inappropriate times than anyone wants to admit.

The '80s were all about "trickle down economics" ... Those at the top ate rib-eyes, and what trickled down was canned chicken and 5 pound blocks of government cheese. If you owned roller skates, you had to pawn them to get a loaf of bread. Hammer pants were originally made for shoplifters... one could fit half a meat department in them.

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:35 pm Whenever I saw someone in Hammer pants I got jealous... I knew I could never pull them off.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:07 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:35 pm Whenever I saw someone in Hammer pants I got jealous... I knew I could never pull them off.

Pull them off? 5’ ll get you 10, you couldn’t pull them on.

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:01 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:07 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:35 pm Whenever I saw someone in Hammer pants I got jealous... I knew I could never pull them off.

Pull them off? 5’ ll get you 10, you couldn’t pull them on.

Unfortunately that is true

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:10 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:01 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:07 pm

Pull them off? 5’ ll get you 10, you couldn’t pull them on.

Unfortunately that is true

When the Government buys up tons of cheese in order to subsidize the dairy industry, that's considered good government... when that same cheese is doled out to poor people, that's considered socialism.

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:25 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:10 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:01 am

Unfortunately that is true

When the Government buys up tons of cheese in order to subsidize the dairy industry, that's considered good government... when that same cheese is doled out to poor people, that's considered socialism.

I went to Catholic summer camp... it was good cheese.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 6:25 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:25 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:10 pm

When the Government buys up tons of cheese in order to subsidize the dairy industry, that's considered good government... when that same cheese is doled out to poor people, that's considered socialism.

I went to Catholic summer camp... it was good cheese.

The priest was eating rib-eyes

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:17 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 6:25 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:25 pm

I went to Catholic summer camp... it was good cheese.

The priest was eating rib-eyes

Father Gary? Nah... he was a good guy... never touched anyone...

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 1:53 pmEarlier today, a woman(midget) was walking up the street and she turns to me crying she can't breath and she needs a ride, shivvering in the cold. I call 911... give her my coat and wait. It all lasted less than 15 mins and Im exhausted. Do you think GOD forgives hooker blow jobs for good deeds like this? It sure would help me relax.

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 7:30 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 1:53 pmEarlier today, a woman(midget) was walking up the street and she turns to me crying she can't breath and she needs a ride, shivvering in the cold. I call 911... give her my coat and wait. It all lasted less than 15 mins and Im exhausted. Do you think GOD forgives hooker blow jobs for good deeds like this? It sure would help me relax.

If the woman(midget) was the hooker, I don't think you've got a leg to stand on in the Eyes of GOD. Though your (nearly) 15-minute session might be noteworthy on the street.

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 9:13 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 7:30 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 1:53 pmEarlier today, a woman(midget) was walking up the street and she turns to me crying she can't breath and she needs a ride, shivvering in the cold. I call 911... give her my coat and wait. It all lasted less than 15 mins and Im exhausted. Do you think GOD forgives hooker blow jobs for good deeds like this? It sure would help me relax.

If the woman(midget) was the hooker, I don't think you've got a leg to stand on in the Eyes of GOD. Though your (nearly) 15-minute session might be noteworthy on the street.

That part was really sad... the lady was crying and shaking, telling me she cant breath. All kidding aside... I would never turn my back on someone in distress. It is crazy on the streets... one day someone is putting a gun in your face and the next you are rescuing a midget.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 6:51 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 9:13 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 7:30 pm
If the woman(midget) was the hooker, I don't think you've got a leg to stand on in the Eyes of GOD. Though your (nearly) 15-minute session might be noteworthy on the street.

That part was really sad... the lady was crying and shaking, telling me she cant breath. All kidding aside... I would never turn my back on someone in distress. It is crazy on the streets... one day someone is putting a gun in your face and the next you are rescuing a midget.

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Your so-called “good deed” was merely a coat for blow-job transaction…. You don’t get brownie-points for exploiting the “least of my brethren” (vulnerable midgets)… You should be very nervous.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 11:45 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 6:51 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 9:13 pm

That part was really sad... the lady was crying and shaking, telling me she cant breath. All kidding aside... I would never turn my back on someone in distress. It is crazy on the streets... one day someone is putting a gun in your face and the next you are rescuing a midget.

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Your so-called “good deed” was merely a coat for blow-job transaction…. You don’t get brownie-points for exploiting the “least of my brethren” (vulnerable midgets)… You should be very nervous.

I didn't ask for any sexual favors. I did ask her where she hid her gold though.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 2:14 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 11:45 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 6:51 am .
Your so-called “good deed” was merely a coat for blow-job transaction…. You don’t get brownie-points for exploiting the “least of my brethren” (vulnerable midgets)… You should be very nervous.

I didn't ask for any sexual favors. I did ask her where she hid her gold though.

I have no clue what the going rate for a blow-job is, but it’s probably a lot more than that $6 Salvation Army Store coat that you traded her for it.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:35 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 2:14 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 11:45 amI didn't ask for any sexual favors. I did ask her where she hid her gold though.

I have no clue what the going rate for a blow-job is, but it’s probably a lot more than that $6 Salvation Army Store coat that you traded her for it.

I don't think this woman was coherent enough to blow out a match. I think she gave my coat a bed bug.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:35 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 2:14 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 11:45 am

I didn't ask for any sexual favors. I did ask her where she hid her gold though.

I have no clue what the going rate for a blow-job is, but it’s probably a lot more than that $6 Salvation Army Store coat that you traded her for it.

I don't think this woman was coherent enough to blow out a match. I think she gave my coat a bed bug.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:25 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:35 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 2:14 pm

I have no clue what the going rate for a blow-job is, but it’s probably a lot more than that $6 Salvation Army Store coat that you traded her for it.

I don't think this woman was coherent enough to blow out a match. I think she gave my coat a bed bug.

The woman told the first responders …”It is crazy on the streets... one day someone is putting a dick in your face and the next you’re picking bedbugs off of your blow-job coat."