I said men though.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2024 9:34 am For as long as K-Pop is with us, the jumpsuit will remain in play.
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If Drake puts on a jumpsuit... they will escort him off stage and right to Jiffy Lube.
Drake is a survivor. He'd finish a dozen oil changes, 5 filter replacements, and a transmission fluid transfusion, and be back on stage before your next set wrapped up to a smattering of polite applause.
I am a sexual Magician. I drop a nut then I vanish. They call me David Coppafeel.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:19 pmDrake is a survivor. He'd finish a dozen oil changes, 5 filter replacements, and a transmission fluid transfusion, and be back on stage before your next set wrapped up to a smattering of polite applause.
Call me when you get a standing o' in your high school auditorium after your Mexican hat dance performance.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2024 7:20 amA smattering of polite applause is more than you've ever heard or ever will...
Why would I waste such a sweet moment on such a bitter old pear?
For a big time comedian, you certainly are a wuss when it comes to criticism. God bless you.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2024 4:09 pmWhy would I waste such a sweet moment on such a bitter old pear?
Criticism is actual thoughts... you are spitting in my face and acting like its Ski soda. I am a mirror for how people treat me. You put shit in... you get shit out. Try and be a positive potato... its Friday. I almost died yesterday changing my tire.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2024 9:30 pmFor a big time comedian, you certainly are a wuss when it comes to criticism. God bless you.
Back in 2016, a bottom tier U.S. car insurance company administered a survey to its customers assessing their "Automotive I.Q." Responses to one of the survey question revealed that 40% of respondents were either not confident or completely clueless how to change a flat tire. Maybe you should join that group.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:43 amCriticism is actual thoughts... you are spitting in my face and acting like its Ski soda. I am a mirror for how people treat me. You put shit in... you get shit out. Try and be a positive potato... its Friday. I almost died yesterday changing my tire.
Those tiny car jacks are worthless. Bad engineering. I have changed tires on cars, trucks, wagons, Optimus Prime. Thanks for the empathy though... you are such a sweet heart.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:23 pmBack in 2016, a bottom tier U.S. car insurance company administered a survey to its customers assessing their "Automotive I.Q." Responses to one of the survey question revealed that 40% of respondents were either not confident or completely clueless how to change a flat tire. Maybe you should join that group.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:43 amCriticism is actual thoughts... you are spitting in my face and acting like its Ski soda. I am a mirror for how people treat me. You put shit in... you get shit out. Try and be a positive potato... its Friday. I almost died yesterday changing my tire.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2024 9:30 pm
For a big time comedian, you certainly are a wuss when it comes to criticism. God bless you.
We can put a man on the moon, but we can’t come up with cars that can change their own tires.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:11 pmThose tiny car jacks are worthless. Bad engineering. I have changed tires on cars, trucks, wagons, Optimus Prime. Thanks for the empathy though... you are such a sweet heart.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:23 pmBack in 2016, a bottom tier U.S. car insurance company administered a survey to its customers assessing their "Automotive I.Q." Responses to one of the survey question revealed that 40% of respondents were either not confident or completely clueless how to change a flat tire. Maybe you should join that group.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:43 am
Criticism is actual thoughts... you are spitting in my face and acting like its Ski soda. I am a mirror for how people treat me. You put shit in... you get shit out. Try and be a positive potato... its Friday. I almost died yesterday changing my tire.
I had it almost changed... fucking jack fucked me.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 12:03 pmWe can put a man on the moon, but we can’t come up with cars that can change their own tires.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:11 pmThose tiny car jacks are worthless. Bad engineering. I have changed tires on cars, trucks, wagons, Optimus Prime. Thanks for the empathy though... you are such a sweet heart.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:23 pm
Back in 2016, a bottom tier U.S. car insurance company administered a survey to its customers assessing their "Automotive I.Q." Responses to one of the survey question revealed that 40% of respondents were either not confident or completely clueless how to change a flat tire. Maybe you should join that group.
Soooo… does this make your car a Jack-Off?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 6:45 pmI had it almost changed... fucking jack fucked me.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 12:03 pmWe can put a man on the moon, but we can’t come up with cars that can change their own tires.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:11 pm
Those tiny car jacks are worthless. Bad engineering. I have changed tires on cars, trucks, wagons, Optimus Prime. Thanks for the empathy though... you are such a sweet heart.
No... its a Subaru... its for lesbiansTurk Sanderson wrote: Mon Feb 26, 2024 9:34 pmSoooo… does this make your car a Jack-Off?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 6:45 pmI had it almost changed... fucking jack fucked me.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 12:03 pm
We can put a man on the moon, but we can’t come up with cars that can change their own tires.
But she’s a fantastic car… fantastic!CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Feb 26, 2024 9:59 pmNo... its a Subaru... its for lesbians
It’s a conspiracy!CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2024 7:13 am Why does every lady with one of those big cups also know every rap lyric known to man? Are there lyrics in the cups?
You've gotta quit partying at the Urgiicare.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 5:52 pm Medicine is different now. My friend has recently been prescribed Ketamine for his depression. If you dont know what Ketamine is... it is a horse tranquilizer. You dont find out horse tranquillizers work on depression doing regular research... you are doing really cool research... partying with sad horses. Ive never been prescribed anything stronger than Tylenol PM.
Ive never had a cool Dr. All they ever tell me is Im fat... they never suggest partying with sad horses.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 6:15 pmYou've gotta quit partying at the Urgiicare.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 5:52 pm Medicine is different now. My friend has recently been prescribed Ketamine for his depression. If you dont know what Ketamine is... it is a horse tranquilizer. You dont find out horse tranquillizers work on depression doing regular research... you are doing really cool research... partying with sad horses. Ive never been prescribed anything stronger than Tylenol PM.
Do what I did… get a doctor that’s fatter than you. Instead of telling you that you’re fat, he’ll recommend some great eating and drinking establishments.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 7:19 pmIve never had a cool Dr. All they ever tell me is Im fat... they never suggest partying with sad horses.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 6:15 pmYou've gotta quit partying at the Urgiicare.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 5:52 pm Medicine is different now. My friend has recently been prescribed Ketamine for his depression. If you dont know what Ketamine is... it is a horse tranquilizer. You dont find out horse tranquillizers work on depression doing regular research... you are doing really cool research... partying with sad horses. Ive never been prescribed anything stronger than Tylenol PM.
