I thought this was the 1ST RULE OF A DUNKIN DONUTS SHOP.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 30, 2023 2:07 pm1ST RULE OF AN ORGY: Take all the holes you want, but fuck all the holes that you take.
The only rule at Golden Corral is: "Don't stick anything under the sneeze guards ... unless you want it bitten off."
Same rule applies during orgiesJMC-STL wrote: Fri Mar 31, 2023 6:55 pmThe only rule at Golden Corral is: "Don't stick anything under the sneeze guards ... unless you want it bitten off."
They have orgies at Golden Corral? That just put me off my lunch AND my supper.
Strangely enough... I have been compared to him before. I wish it translated into getting booked.T.C. wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 10:26 am after watching his new special, i've finally figured out who you remind me of - kyle kinane. both in looks, delivery, and material. that's a good thing.
Beauty and the Ugly MotherfuckerJMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 7:52 pm Kid Rock needs to recapture the steadying influence of Pam Anderson.
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Note he had a Coors Light on the table. He's been a Bud Hater for years now, but he had to wait until his ammo stockpile was full to declare it.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Apr 08, 2023 10:02 pmBeauty and the Ugly MotherfuckerJMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 7:52 pmKid Rock needs to recapture the steadying influence of Pam Anderson.
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Pretty sure he has bad taste in beer across the board... Light Beer is for wimps.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Apr 09, 2023 12:13 pmNote he had a Coors Light on the table. He's been a Bud Hater for years now, but he had to wait until his ammo stockpile was full to declare it.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Apr 08, 2023 10:02 pmBeauty and the Ugly MotherfuckerJMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 7:52 pmKid Rock needs to recapture the steadying influence of Pam Anderson.
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Even with a side-order of titties, he still looks like shit.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Apr 09, 2023 7:43 pmPretty sure he has bad taste in beer across the board... Light Beer is for wimps.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Apr 09, 2023 12:13 pmNote he had a Coors Light on the table. He's been a Bud Hater for years now, but he had to wait until his ammo stockpile was full to declare it.
Difference is: He's still gittin' some o' that White Privilege. AND he's a fuckin' Dead Wings fan!CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 6:52 amI suffer from the same sexually transmitted affliction Kid Rock has been dying of for years... White Privilege
And Hep CJMC-STL wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 8:46 amDifference is: He's still gittin' some o' that White Privilege. AND he's a fuckin' Dead Wings fan!CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 6:52 amI suffer from the same sexually transmitted affliction Kid Rock has been dying of for years... White Privilege
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