Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 5:20 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 12:11 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 8:03 am I don’t think that you’d get a monkey to sit for a milking session…you’d have to drink your milk straight from her breast…which would be pretty weird, even for you.

You have to kill the monkey to drink the milk

Do you have sex with the monkey before or after you've killed her and drank the milk?

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 5:50 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 1:43 pmI WIN!!! JMC-STL got the 4 simultaneous cherries on the BNF forum stack slot machine ...

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Attention whore...

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Oct 11, 2022 4:21 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 5:50 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 1:43 pmI WIN!!! JMC-STL got the 4 simultaneous cherries on the BNF forum stack slot machine ...

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Attention whore...

Isn't that the whole purpose of the last 266 pages? But who's counting.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 11, 2022 8:28 am

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Oct 11, 2022 4:21 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 5:50 pmAttention whore...

Isn't that the whole purpose of the last 266 pages? But who's counting.

This is a comedy gold mine.

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Oct 16, 2022 9:02 pm Your old flame is at it again, Rev.


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Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Oct 16, 2022 9:09 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Oct 16, 2022 9:02 pmYour old flame is at it again, Rev.

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Snoop can have her.

T.C. wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 2:55 pmoat milk drinkers all have ships?

T.C. wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 2:55 pm oat milk drinkers all have ships?

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 5:39 pm

T.C. wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 2:55 pm oat milk drinkers all have ships?

i didn't even know that oats have tits.

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:50 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 5:39 pm

T.C. wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 2:55 pm oat milk drinkers all have ships?

i didn't even know that oats have tits.

That is the fucking problem... it ain't milk unless it comes from a titty!

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:31 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:50 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 5:39 pm

i didn't even know that oats have tits.

That is the fucking problem... it ain't milk unless it comes from a titty!

Truth

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:50 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:31 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:50 pm

That is the fucking problem... it ain't milk unless it comes from a titty!

Truth

Every glass of Oat Milk sold helps North Korea build a missile

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 19, 2022 12:15 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:50 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:31 pm

Truth

Every glass of Oat Milk sold helps North Korea build a missile

The main ingredient in Oat Milk is low self-esteem.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 19, 2022 10:07 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 19, 2022 12:15 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:50 am

Every glass of Oat Milk sold helps North Korea build a missile

The main ingredient in Oat Milk is low self-esteem.

I wonder what kind of new life-form would appear if you poured oat milk over Grape Nuts.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:12 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 19, 2022 10:07 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 19, 2022 12:15 pmThe main ingredient in Oat Milk is low self-esteem.

I wonder what kind of new life-form would appear if you poured oat milk over Grape Nuts.

GIANT THROBBING TUCKER CARLSON

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Oct 20, 2022 8:56 am Speaking of Grape Nuts, can you imagine if Kellogg’s had invented them…. they would have added little marshmallow dicks to them and called them Grape Genitals.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Oct 20, 2022 9:50 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Oct 20, 2022 8:56 am Speaking of Grape Nuts, can you imagine if Kellogg’s had invented them…. they would have added little marshmallow dicks to them and called them Grape Genitals.

Moms would be yelling at their kids... "Hey, eat the nuts too, not just the dicks!!!"

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:08 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Oct 20, 2022 9:50 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Oct 20, 2022 8:56 am Speaking of Grape Nuts, can you imagine if Kellogg’s had invented them…. they would have added little marshmallow dicks to them and called them Grape Genitals.

Moms would be yelling at their kids... "Hey, eat the nuts too, not just the dicks!!!"

Silly Rabbit, dicks are for kids!!!