You know what else is back? Afros… an enterprising arborist should start an Afro-Topiary business and start a trend of Bonsai cuts… It’s gonna be the next big thing I tell ya!CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 6:51 am Book banning is back... which is odd since nobody reads books anymore. This is like banning jousting or falconry to keep your kids from turning gay.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6352Already done, Rev. You need to come down from the pulpit & hit Fashion Week ...Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 8:13 amYou know what else is back? Afros… an enterprising arborist should start an Afro-Topiary business and start a trend of Bonsai cuts… It’s gonna be the next big thing I tell ya!CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 6:51 am Book banning is back... which is odd since nobody reads books anymore. This is like banning jousting or falconry to keep your kids from turning gay.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6353They didn't call them Afropiaries? Big missJMC-STL wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 6:24 pmAlready done, Rev. You need to come down from the pulpit & hit Fashion Week ...Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 8:13 amYou know what else is back? Afros… an enterprising arborist should start an Afro-Topiary business and start a trend of Bonsai cuts… It’s gonna be the next big thing I tell ya!CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 6:51 am Book banning is back... which is odd since nobody reads books anymore. This is like banning jousting or falconry to keep your kids from turning gay.
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6354Those are Afro-metrics... I'm talking about something way more artistic.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 6:57 pmThey didn't call them Afropiaries? Big missJMC-STL wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 6:24 pmAlready done, Rev. You need to come down from the pulpit & hit Fashion Week ...Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 8:13 am
You know what else is back? Afros… an enterprising arborist should start an Afro-Topiary business and start a trend of Bonsai cuts… It’s gonna be the next big thing I tell ya!
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6355I saw a homeless person with a sign that says "I died in Vietnam. Can you help?" I thanked him for his service .
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6356Stop changing the subject while we're discussing your new career.... any lumberjack can make those cuts that JMC posted, only an Arborist has the skill to pull off the bonsai-fro!CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:23 pm I saw a homeless person with a sign that says "I died in Vietnam. Can you help?" I thanked him for his service .
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6357You don't have to be an arborist to work on trees. Most people who cut likely aren't unless they have some job working for a government. I have a degree in Fprestry, which is greater than any ISA certification.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:33 pmStop changing the subject while we're discussing your new career.... any lumberjack can make those cuts that JMC posted, only an Arborist has the skill to pull off the bonsai-fro!CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:23 pm I saw a homeless person with a sign that says "I died in Vietnam. Can you help?" I thanked him for his service .
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6358Book banning is odd... nobody reads books anymore... this is like banning sex at a Dungeons and Dragons festival
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6359Saw a hooker holding a basketball today... I wonder if she uses a shot clock
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6360She was telling you that she can make your minute seem like an hour.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 7:02 am Saw a hooker holding a basketball today... I wonder if she uses a shot clock
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6361I'm out if Shaq took it to the hole first.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 9:54 amShe was telling you that she can make your minute seem like an hour.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 7:02 am Saw a hooker holding a basketball today... I wonder if she uses a shot clock
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6362My childhood karate instructor molested me. After my step-dad killed him it took me six months to find a new sensei that could make me cum
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6363Did your step-dad continue to molest you after you had been with someone else, or was he too upset after that?CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 10:53 pm My childhood karate instructor molested me. After my step-dad killed him it took me six months to find a new sensei that could make me cum
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6364SICKO!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 12:14 pmDid your step-dad continue to molest you after you had been with someone else, or was he too upset after that?CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 10:53 pm My childhood karate instructor molested me. After my step-dad killed him it took me six months to find a new sensei that could make me cum
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6365Is it a little weird that drinking cows milk is totally normal and not monkey milk?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6366You should be able to buy dolphin milk at the grocery store
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6367I see you've never tried to milk a dolphin. Rookie mistake to minimize the collection costs.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6368I should be able to buy a flight of any animal milk at a bar.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Oct 09, 2022 10:02 pm I see you've never tried to milk a dolphin. Rookie mistake to minimize the collection costs.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6369I don’t think that you’d get a monkey to sit for a milking session…you’d have to drink your milk straight from her breast…which would be pretty weird, even for you.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6370Is this about white privilege, or do you demand chocolate milk as well?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6371You have to kill the monkey to drink the milkTurk Sanderson wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 8:03 am I don’t think that you’d get a monkey to sit for a milking session…you’d have to drink your milk straight from her breast…which would be pretty weird, even for you.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6372I WIN!!! JMC-STL got the 4 simultaneous cherries on the BNF forum stack slot machine ...
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6373JMC-STL wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 1:43 pm I WIN!!! JMC-STL got the 4 simultaneous cherries on the BNF forum stack slot machine ...
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6374Do you have sex with the monkey before or after you've killed her and drank the milk?CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 12:11 pmYou have to kill the monkey to drink the milkTurk Sanderson wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 8:03 am I don’t think that you’d get a monkey to sit for a milking session…you’d have to drink your milk straight from her breast…which would be pretty weird, even for you.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6375Attention whore...JMC-STL wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 1:43 pm I WIN!!! JMC-STL got the 4 simultaneous cherries on the BNF forum stack slot machine ...
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