Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6626Dunno what Atty Gen Paxton would think of it, but you might have broken several Bloodletters Union rules from the Middle Ages. I suggest you put a barber pole on the front of your house to cover yourself.
I’m trying to be anti-cancel culture, so I’m drinking all the Bud Light that I canJMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:24 pm WTF IS THIS???!!! Ahockalypse (2018) ... I came across the opening scenes of this movie on This TV network, which begin with Kelly Chase (playing "Self") beating the crap outta some zombie hockey broadcaster (I presumed by his makeup & wardrobe & headset) in an elevator. It only got worse from there, so I turned it off. The fact that this broadcast version bleeped about every 5th word & they obscured a lot of imagery in the early scenes was probably a blessing. But it could be worth finding an unedited version, and screening it pre-game of the next BNF Suite Night. Or maybe AFTER y'all have consumed the suite allotment of out-of-date Bud Light.
Submit this review pronto to the Rotten Tomatoes web staff! This sleeper cult classic deserves notice from a much wider audience than just the BNF Cognoscenti.T.C. wrote: Sun May 07, 2023 7:06 amI didn’t know it existed until this post, so i sought it out. Just watched it last night. While Chaser is only in the beginning scene and Melrose is only in the ending scene, and while it is clearly written and shot by some hockey dudes on iphones with any “effects” very obviously added in post, i did keep watching it. Something weirdly engaging about it, given how bad it is. It keeps wedging in pop culture references unnecessarily, the audio is different from scene to scene, sometimes character to character in a scene. So yes, it’s a bad film. But i couldn’t stop watching it. I did laugh several times, some of which I believe were the intended reaction.
Catholic school!!!JMC-STL wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 5:14 pm So where WILL they send their kids to school? I hope it's not in Illinois.
For children of two gay guys? My, how times have changed.
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 15, 2023 6:08 pm Laughter is the best medicine. If you have the flu watch someone fall down a ladder... boom you are cured.
Its too bad porno isn't the best medicine. Get shot... watch some tittys and you are healed.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon May 15, 2023 10:46 pmCaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 15, 2023 6:08 pm Laughter is the best medicine. If you have the flu watch someone fall down a ladder... boom you are cured.
Maybe porno on a ladder??? Nope.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 7:04 amIts too bad porno isn't the best medicine. Get shot... watch some tittys and you are healed.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon May 15, 2023 10:46 pmCaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 15, 2023 6:08 pm Laughter is the best medicine. If you have the flu watch someone fall down a ladder... boom you are cured.
Bird's eye view.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 10:27 pmMaybe porno on a ladder??? Nope.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 7:04 amIts too bad porno isn't the best medicine. Get shot... watch some tittys and you are healed.
If staring at tittys was the best medicine, I would be so healthy.JMC-STL wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 8:05 amBird's eye view.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 10:27 pmMaybe porno on a ladder??? Nope.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 7:04 amIts too bad porno isn't the best medicine. Get shot... watch some tittys and you are healed.
This is like when the Catholics decided that Saint Christopher wasn’t a saint anymoreJMC-STL wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 7:27 pm Fresh meat for your next set, Cap'n ... AutoBlog.com: Can Oscar Meyer's renamed 'Frankmobile' cut the mustard?
Note the "clever" catch phrase on the left rear wheelwell. Probably took the marketing dept. months to come up with that one ...
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This is pure wokester bullshit. My bologna has a first name and its INFLATION... all I can afford to eat thanks to liberals.JMC-STL wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 7:27 pm Fresh meat for your next set, Cap'n ... AutoBlog.com: Can Oscar Meyer's renamed 'Frankmobile' cut the mustard?
Note the "clever" catch phrase on the left rear wheelwell. Probably took the marketing dept. months to come up with that one ...
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If you didn’t spend so much on bum wine and prostitutes, you could be eating steakCaptSMRT wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 10:30 amThis is pure wokester bullshit. My bologna has a first name and its INFLATION... all I can afford to eat thanks to liberals.JMC-STL wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 7:27 pm Fresh meat for your next set, Cap'n ... AutoBlog.com: Can Oscar Meyer's renamed 'Frankmobile' cut the mustard?
Note the "clever" catch phrase on the left rear wheelwell. Probably took the marketing dept. months to come up with that one ...
OM Frankmobile.jpg
You can't lick St. Chris, at least when it comes to river crossing transportation.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 12:19 amThis is like when the Catholics decided that Saint Christopher wasn’t a saint anymoreJMC-STL wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 7:27 pmFresh meat for your next set, Cap'n ... AutoBlog.com: Can Oscar Meyer's renamed 'Frankmobile' cut the mustard?
Note the "clever" catch phrase on the left rear wheelwell. Probably took the marketing dept. months to come up with that one ...
OM Frankmobile.jpg