Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 02, 2023 9:53 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 02, 2023 7:53 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 02, 2023 6:15 pm

You gotta have a good relationship with your doogies.

Extra Prison strength for people who work for people who have crawled through 500 feet of sewer pipe.

...that would be the cayenne based doogie stick to throw off the bloodhounds.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2023 9:40 pm You could cure world hunger and a couple of diseases for what people spent on fireworks in my neighborhood today.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 6:12 pm How about some Prostitute Strength Body Wash?

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2023 4:18 pm You have to make moves. Like Michael Jackson dancing away from Billie Jean... he knows its not his son... but he needs to get moving... you never know what someone might try. You have to beat it. No one wants to be defeated.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2023 5:39 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2023 4:18 pm You have to make moves. Like Michael Jackson dancing away from Billie Jean... he knows its not his son... but he needs to get moving... you never know what someone might try. You have to beat it. No one wants to be defeated.

Are you skipping town or something?

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 09, 2023 1:11 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2023 5:39 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2023 4:18 pm You have to make moves. Like Michael Jackson dancing away from Billie Jean... he knows its not his son... but he needs to get moving... you never know what someone might try. You have to beat it. No one wants to be defeated.

Are you skipping town or something?

No... this is about being proactive

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Jul 11, 2023 6:33 pm I'm back. Wha'did I miss?

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Jul 11, 2023 6:33 pm I'm back. Wha'did I miss?

T.C. wrote: Wed Jul 12, 2023 6:10 am

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Jul 11, 2023 6:33 pm I'm back. Wha'did I miss?

Was wondering where you’ve been. Glad to have you back.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 3:56 pm

T.C. wrote: Wed Jul 12, 2023 6:10 am

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Jul 11, 2023 6:33 pm I'm back. Wha'did I miss?

Was wondering where you’ve been. Glad to have you back.

Guess he's gone back into hiding...

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 6:43 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 3:56 pm

T.C. wrote: Wed Jul 12, 2023 6:10 am

Was wondering where you’ve been. Glad to have you back.

Guess he's gone back into hiding...

I look like the Muppet Sesame St made to explain heart disease to children... Terry the Hypertension Turtle.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 6:57 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 6:43 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 3:56 pm

Guess he's gone back into hiding...

I look like the Muppet Sesame St made to explain heart disease to children... Terry the Hypertension Turtle.

Why did Terry the Turtle try to cross I-64 during rush hour?

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 7:32 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 6:57 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 6:43 pm

I look like the Muppet Sesame St made to explain heart disease to children... Terry the Hypertension Turtle.

Why did Terry the Turtle try to cross I-64 during rush hour?

To get to the other salt.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 3:56 pm

T.C. wrote: Wed Jul 12, 2023 6:10 am

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Jul 11, 2023 6:33 pmI'm back. Wha'did I miss?

Was wondering where you’ve been. Glad to have you back.

Guess he's gone back into hiding...

JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 2:00 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 3:56 pm

T.C. wrote: Wed Jul 12, 2023 6:10 am
Was wondering where you’ve been. Glad to have you back.

Guess he's gone back into hiding...

The terms of my parole only allow me limited periods of internet access.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 2:26 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 2:00 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 3:56 pmGuess he's gone back into hiding...

The terms of my parole only allow me limited periods of internet access.

…and you waste them here instead of watching porn???

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 6:29 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 2:26 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 2:00 pm
The terms of my parole only allow me limited periods of internet access.

…and you waste them here instead of watching porn???

My Transitional Counselor says I need variety in my social interactions.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 8:48 am

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 6:29 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 2:26 pm…and you waste them here instead of watching porn???

My Transitional Counselor says I need variety in my social interactions.

….then it sounds like you need the Capt’n to take you with him the next time he visits the Happy Ending or IHOSP.

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 10:31 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 8:48 am

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 6:29 am
My Transitional Counselor says I need variety in my social interactions.

….then it sounds like you need the Capt’n to take you with him the next time he visits the Happy Ending or IHOSP.

"International House Of Sexy Pancakes"? I leave the States for just three weeks, and St. Louis Metro goes all Bohemian on me.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 12:07 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 10:31 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 8:48 am….then it sounds like you need the Capt’n to take you with him the next time he visits the Happy Ending or IHOSP.

"International House Of Sexy Pancakes"? I leave the States for just three weeks, and St. Louis Metro goes all Bohemian on me.

International House Of Sweaty Pancakes

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 7:05 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 12:07 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 10:31 am
"International House Of Sexy Pancakes"? I leave the States for just three weeks, and St. Louis Metro goes all Bohemian on me.

International House Of Sweaty Pancakes

I thought that place burned down when the pancakes dried up.