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CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:57 pm What if McDonalds food was named after reality? Could I order a McWifedoesn't really like me any more and some debt fries. I'd like to add a My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese.
You want Divorce Sauce on your McWifedoesn't really like me any more? Do you want the My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese meal? It comes with a Child Support coupon book.

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Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 5:21 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:57 pm What if McDonalds food was named after reality? Could I order a McWifedoesn't really like me any more and some debt fries. I'd like to add a My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese.
You want Divorce Sauce on your McWifedoesn't really like me any more? Do you want the My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese meal? It comes with a Child Support coupon book.
Head on over to Taco Bell for a Foreclosure Bel Grande

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CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 7:05 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 5:21 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:57 pm What if McDonalds food was named after reality? Could I order a McWifedoesn't really like me any more and some debt fries. I'd like to add a My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese.
You want Divorce Sauce on your McWifedoesn't really like me any more? Do you want the My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese meal? It comes with a Child Support coupon book.
Head on over to Taco Bell for a Foreclosure Bel Grande
Have you tried Wendy’s Bacon Double Menopause Burger Meal? It comes with Hot Flashes and Bitch Rings.

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Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 7:16 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 7:05 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 5:21 pm

You want Divorce Sauce on your McWifedoesn't really like me any more? Do you want the My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese meal? It comes with a Child Support coupon book.
Head on over to Taco Bell for a Foreclosure Bel Grande
Have you tried Wendy’s Bacon Double Menopause Burger Meal? It comes with Hot Flashes and Bitch Rings.
Dave's vasectomy reversal

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I have been reading more and more about a "Non-Human" Earth based intelligent life form more and more and no its not the algorithm... more people are coming forward... this CIA guy and I saw a British guy talking about it. I saw this more than a year ago and it has been building slowly. There was a guy lon this forum who claimed his Dad has first hand knowledge of Extra Terrestrials on Earth... FooFighter... then he died. HP Lovecraft was right.

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CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:34 am Everyone is worried they won't keep up their new years resolutions... I have found a way to make it easier. Add an exception to your plan... "I plan on losing weight in 2023... or watching more porn." "I am going to eat more celery... out of a hookers asshole" Make life easy on yourself.
Just so you know, that ain’t peanut butter on that celery.

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Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:34 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:34 amEveryone is worried they won't keep up their new years resolutions... I have found a way to make it easier. Add an exception to your plan... "I plan on losing weight in 2023... or watching more porn." "I am going to eat more celery... out of a hookers asshole" Make life easy on yourself.
Just so you know, that ain’t peanut butter on that celery.

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JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:09 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:34 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:34 amEveryone is worried they won't keep up their new years resolutions... I have found a way to make it easier. Add an exception to your plan... "I plan on losing weight in 2023... or watching more porn." "I am going to eat more celery... out of a hookers asshole" Make life easy on yourself.
Just so you know, that ain’t peanut butter on that celery.
Hey, you got shit in my celery! Hey you got celery in my shit!!!

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CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 6:57 amJesus was a carpenter... what does that mean really? Did he make furniture, or do meth in his truck all day?
Methamphetamine was first synthesized in Japan in 1893 A.D.. So unless The Second Coming occurred at Tokyo Imperial University, you oughta stick with the Furniture Creation Theory to be on the safe side of comedy.

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JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 12:02 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 6:57 amJesus was a carpenter... what does that mean really? Did he make furniture, or do meth in his truck all day?
Methamphetamine was first synthesized in Japan in 1893 A.D.. So unless The Second Coming occurred at Tokyo Imperial University, you oughta stick with the Furniture Creation Theory to be on the safe side of comedy.
Jesus can time travel... no question