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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

6582 by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 1:44 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 10:50 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 10:36 pm...so "You haven't learned your lesson in Effingham after all" .... which is, by the way, a Country and Western song.
They asked for me
So did the narc squad…
"Midway in Effingham" is owned by former Japanese Imperial Navy commanders, seeking revenge for their collective loss of honor in the Pacific. If you hear the drone of Nakajima Sakae radial engines during your set, yell "Banzai!" and leap off the stage onto the fully costumed & heavily made-up Kabuki dancer at the front table. Ganbatte, Sensei Finger.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

6583 by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 7:53 am
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 1:44 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 10:50 pm
They asked for me
So did the narc squad…
"Midway in Effingham" is owned by former Japanese Imperial Navy commanders, seeking revenge for their collective loss of honor in the Pacific. If you hear the drone of Nakajima Sakae radial engines during your set, yell "Banzai!" and leap off the stage onto the fully costumed & heavily made-up Kabuki dancer at the front table. Ganbatte, Sensei Finger.
Turned out to be a decent show... got paid to tell people E.T. is a pervert... they loved it.. and nobody mentioned... Lot's daughters.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

6592 by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Mar 18, 2023 8:30 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Mar 18, 2023 6:40 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 11:08 pmGodzilla vs Kong is similar to the movies John Holmes made at the end of his career
John Holmes' career didn't end. He has a Pornhub account with an exclusive membership of Baptists who think they went to Heaven.
The Chinese have sent an island of algae to swallow up Florida... Fuck You, Ron DeSantis!!
All they want are some of his alligators, he can keep the farmland, China doesn't need sugar cane.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

6593 by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Mar 19, 2023 1:36 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Mar 18, 2023 8:30 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Mar 18, 2023 6:40 am
John Holmes' career didn't end. He has a Pornhub account with an exclusive membership of Baptists who think they went to Heaven.
The Chinese have sent an island of algae to swallow up Florida... Fuck You, Ron DeSantis!!
All they want are some of his alligators, he can keep the farmland, China doesn't need sugar cane.
That ain't nothing but Asian Swamp Thing... coming up to steal bikinis at Spring Break

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

6594 by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Mar 19, 2023 5:03 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Mar 19, 2023 1:36 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Mar 18, 2023 8:30 pm
The Chinese have sent an island of algae to swallow up Florida... Fuck You, Ron DeSantis!!
All they want are some of his alligators, he can keep the farmland, China doesn't need sugar cane.
That ain't nothing but Asian Swamp Thing... coming up to steal bikinis at Spring Break
Bikinis shit… it’s gonna steal thousands of hot women!!!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

6598 by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2023 3:09 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Mar 20, 2023 10:52 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Mar 20, 2023 7:41 pm Now HERE is an angle I'll bet you didn't consider to accelerate your rise to the top of the comedic heap, Cap'n ... Indy100.com: World's most modified man has fingers chopped off to look like 'devil'
Giving (up) The Finger.png
Fuck that shit… chop your dick off, and be the Devil’s bitch.
Don't chop things off.
Oh, sure, NOW you tell us. :?
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