Those could be anxiety milesTurk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jun 20, 2021 10:09 pm About "Certified Used" Cars......
If a car has 135k on the odometer, do you really need a certificate to prove that it's used?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5677They are if it's a K-Car.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:07 amThose could be anxiety milesTurk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jun 20, 2021 10:09 pmAbout "Certified Used" Cars......
If a car has 135k on the odometer, do you really need a certificate to prove that it's used?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5678You can buy one for $5500....talk about holding value!!!JMC-STL wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 5:31 amThey are if it's a K-Car.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:07 amThose could be anxiety milesTurk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jun 20, 2021 10:09 pmAbout "Certified Used" Cars......
If a car has 135k on the odometer, do you really need a certificate to prove that it's used?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5679There's only one left in circulation, thus the inflated value. Upon the death of the last of my fellow boomers who are sequentially purchasing that vehicle, its value will plummet. Stick with your crypto investments.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5680Yesterday I got accused of the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. I did a video project for the comedy club in O'Fallon MO....that is to say...I assisted on a video project....for free. My job was to marry three clips...add some music...and some titles. Pretty simple shit....a boomer could do it. The guy who shot the video, who got paid, was the Cardinals Cowboy. Feel free to Google his dumb ass. Long story short...the video he shot was pure crap, he didn't adjust the white balance for indoor light, and he had bad line noise. Line noise is the sound of electricity picked up by the mic from a bad wire....or from plugging your camera into AC, which he did. Needless to say the client was pissed. The video was unusable. Well the Cardinal Cowboy wasn't taking any responsibility for this. He said...and I quote..."he must have downloaded it wrong"
EXCUSE ME!? How the fuck do you down load something wrong? What kind of old person lie is this shit? Its like saying your email got lost on delivery. YOU CAN'T FUCKING DOWNLOAD SOMETHING WRONG!!!!!
EXCUSE ME!? How the fuck do you down load something wrong? What kind of old person lie is this shit? Its like saying your email got lost on delivery. YOU CAN'T FUCKING DOWNLOAD SOMETHING WRONG!!!!!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5681I'm glad you got all that outta your system. Save the rest of your anger for when you're Turk's age. If you can count that high.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5682He'll never make it to my age... he will probably be dropped by a stray bullet on his way out of some South -City massage parlor or dive bar.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jun 24, 2021 7:52 am I'm glad you got all that outta your system. Save the rest of your anger for when you're Turk's age. If you can count that high.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5683The rage is for someone trying to float that bullshit instead of taking responsibility....this guy isn't old...he is mid fifties...he knows he fucked upJMC-STL wrote: Thu Jun 24, 2021 7:52 am I'm glad you got all that outta your system. Save the rest of your anger for when you're Turk's age. If you can count that high.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5684I thought that was always an "and" proposition in South City.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jun 24, 2021 9:42 amHe'll never make it to my age... he will probably be dropped by a stray bullet on his way out of some South -City massage parlor or dive bar.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jun 24, 2021 7:52 amI'm glad you got all that outta your system. Save the rest of your anger for when you're Turk's age. If you can count that high.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5685You're probably right, but I wouldn't know.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jun 24, 2021 11:19 amI thought that was always an "and" proposition in South City.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jun 24, 2021 9:42 amHe'll never make it to my age... he will probably be dropped by a stray bullet on his way out of some South -City massage parlor or dive bar.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jun 24, 2021 7:52 amI'm glad you got all that outta your system. Save the rest of your anger for when you're Turk's age. If you can count that high.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5686Is there even such a thing as a "massage parlor" any more? I thought like "head shops" are now "vape stores," "massage parlors" are now called "the back of The Rev's '64 Ford Fairlane wagon."Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jun 24, 2021 12:32 pmYou're probably right, but I wouldn't know.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jun 24, 2021 11:19 amI thought that was always an "and" proposition in South City.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jun 24, 2021 9:42 amHe'll never make it to my age... he will probably be dropped by a stray bullet on his way out of some South -City massage parlor or dive bar.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5687They are called Asian Massage parlors....or the rub/n/tug. I do not know from personal experience, considering I hate people.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jun 26, 2021 2:23 pmIs there even such a thing as a "massage parlor" any more? I thought like "head shops" are now "vape stores," "massage parlors" are now called "the back of The Rev's '64 Ford Fairlane wagon."Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jun 24, 2021 12:32 pmYou're probably right, but I wouldn't know.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jun 24, 2021 11:19 am
I thought that was always an "and" proposition in South City.
https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/cri ... 8d8ee.html
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5688Asian, huh? Like an old Toyota, perhaps?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jun 27, 2021 12:48 pmThey are called Asian Massage parlors....or the rub/n/tug. I do not know from personal experience, considering I hate people.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jun 26, 2021 2:23 pmIs there even such a thing as a "massage parlor" any more? I thought like "head shops" are now "vape stores," "massage parlors" are now called "the back of The Rev's '64 Ford Fairlane wagon."
https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/cri ... 8d8ee.html
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5689I think the answer is in the SLPD survey, but I'm afraid to open it.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jun 27, 2021 1:14 pmAsian, huh? Like an old Toyota, perhaps?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jun 27, 2021 12:48 pmThey are called Asian Massage parlors....or the rub/n/tug. I do not know from personal experience, considering I hate people.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jun 26, 2021 2:23 pmIs there even such a thing as a "massage parlor" any more? I thought like "head shops" are now "vape stores," "massage parlors" are now called "the back of The Rev's '64 Ford Fairlane wagon."
https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/cri ... 8d8ee.html
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5690I met a woman who said she was a Sapiosexual. I thought...does that mean she is turned on by Planet of the Apes.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5691Nova dug Chuck Heston.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jun 28, 2021 11:35 amI met a woman who said she was a Sapiosexual. I thought...does that mean she is turned on by Planet of the Apes.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5692My Dr told me if I get too angry I could die, then I yelled at her. Do you think I can sue for malpractice? She knew I had a condition.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5693You have a woman doctor? That probably gets interesting...CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jun 28, 2021 4:44 pm My Dr told me if I get too angry I could die, then I yelled at her. Do you think I can sue for malpractice? She knew I had a condition.
Dr. :
Okay Ron take off your pants.
R.F. :
Take off your pants.
Dr. :
Never mind...take off your shirt.
R.F. :
Show me your tits.
Dr. :
Let go of my breast! This examination is over, we'll send you the bill!
R.F. :
It was an accident!!!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5694That is confidential information!Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jun 28, 2021 5:53 pmYou have a woman doctor? That probably gets interesting...CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jun 28, 2021 4:44 pm My Dr told me if I get too angry I could die, then I yelled at her. Do you think I can sue for malpractice? She knew I had a condition.
Dr. :
Okay Ron take off your pants.
R.F. :
Take off your pants.
Dr. :
Never mind...take off your shirt.
R.F. :
Show me your tits.
Dr. :
Let go of my breast! This examination is over, we'll send you the bill!
R.F. :
It was an accident!!!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5696None of that transcript was covered by HIPAA. Don't bother retaining a female lawyer.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jun 28, 2021 6:52 pmThat is confidential information!Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jun 28, 2021 5:53 pmYou have a woman doctor? That probably gets interesting...CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jun 28, 2021 4:44 pmMy Dr told me if I get too angry I could die, then I yelled at her. Do you think I can sue for malpractice? She knew I had a condition.
Dr. :
Okay Ron take off your pants.
R.F. :
Take off your pants.
Dr. :
Never mind...take off your shirt.
R.F. :
Show me your tits.
Dr. :
Let go of my breast! This examination is over, we'll send you the bill!
R.F. :
It was an accident!!!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5697A couple of weeks ago a server ran into my elbow with her breast...she apologized.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jun 28, 2021 8:23 pmNone of that transcript was covered by HIPAA. Don't bother retaining a female lawyer.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jun 28, 2021 6:52 pmThat is confidential information!Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jun 28, 2021 5:53 pm
You have a woman doctor? That probably gets interesting...
Dr. :
Okay Ron take off your pants.
R.F. :
Take off your pants.
Dr. :
Never mind...take off your shirt.
R.F. :
Show me your tits.
Dr. :
Let go of my breast! This examination is over, we'll send you the bill!
R.F. :
It was an accident!!!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5698Since when is "Hey, asshole!" an apology?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:20 pmA couple of weeks ago a server ran into my elbow with her breast...she apologized.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5699She said....don't worry...they're fake. I thought it was a bonding moment.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5700Meaning you needed someone to throw your bail, huh?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:51 pmShe said....don't worry...they're fake. I thought it was a bonding moment.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:28 pmSince when is "Hey, asshole!" an apology?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:20 pm
A couple of weeks ago a server ran into my elbow with her breast...she apologized.