I'm tellin' ya, The Holy Ghost is having it's way with you.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Sep 14, 2022 3:37 pm Monday I saw an obituary for a friend from grade school. About...1 am... I wake up like lightning struck... then feel a hand on my shoulder. Boom... spring up with a spin kick... nobody was there. Two weeks before I felt something sit on my bed. The spin kick failed to intimidate then also.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6327If The Cap'n put the Jimmy Legs move on him, that Holy Bird would take flight.Turk Sanderson wrote:I'm tellin' ya, The Holy Ghost is having it's way with you.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Sep 14, 2022 3:37 pm Monday I saw an obituary for a friend from grade school. About...1 am... I wake up like lightning struck... then feel a hand on my shoulder. Boom... spring up with a spin kick... nobody was there. Two weeks before I felt something sit on my bed. The spin kick failed to intimidate then also.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6329The Holy Ghost doesn’t run from Jimmy Legs, it causes Jimmy Legs.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Sep 14, 2022 9:49 pmIf The Cap'n put the Jimmy Legs move on him, that Holy Bird would take flight.Turk Sanderson wrote:I'm tellin' ya, The Holy Ghost is having it's way with you.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Sep 14, 2022 3:37 pm Monday I saw an obituary for a friend from grade school. About...1 am... I wake up like lightning struck... then feel a hand on my shoulder. Boom... spring up with a spin kick... nobody was there. Two weeks before I felt something sit on my bed. The spin kick failed to intimidate then also.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6331So Biggy drives a foreign model car? How downright un-Murican of him. He ain't never gonna be MY President!
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6332....says the guy who used to cruise the Arsenal Street stroll in a foggy old Toyota.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 4:48 am So Biggy drives a foreign model car? How downright un-Murican of him. He ain't never gonna be MY President!
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6334It was NOT foggy. And that car was a chick magnet.Turk Sanderson wrote:....says the guy who used to cruise the Arsenal Street stroll in a foggy old Toyota.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 4:48 amSo Biggy drives a foreign model car? How downright un-Murican of him. He ain't never gonna be MY President!
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6335Your memory has gone foggy too...the car wasn't what attracted the street-walkers to you, it was your money they wanted.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 8:37 pmIt was NOT foggy. And that car was a chick magnet.Turk Sanderson wrote:....says the guy who used to cruise the Arsenal Street stroll in a foggy old Toyota.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 4:48 amSo Biggy drives a foreign model car? How downright un-Murican of him. He ain't never gonna be MY President!
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6336They knew by my sweet ride that I had money to give.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:33 pmYour memory has gone foggy too...the car wasn't what attracted the street-walkers to you, it was your money they wanted.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 8:37 pmIt was NOT foggy. And that car was a chick magnet.Turk Sanderson wrote:....says the guy who used to cruise the Arsenal Street stroll in a foggy old Toyota.
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6337And a sinner shall come forth in pursuit of prostitues on a horse of chrome and steel, Toyota shall be it's name.
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6338Lucky for me, my stripped down Corolla model didn't have a lick o' chrome on it. But the 5-speed manual could make her git up 'n' go when the cops turned into the alley.
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6340I'm a bachelor of Science, which is way more fun than being a Dr. I'm still a scientist, but most of my experiments focus on how much cocaine you can stuff in a strippers pussy.
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6341Is that why they call it crack cocaine?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 25, 2022 8:37 pm I'm a bachelor of Science, which is way more fun than being a Dr. I'm still a scientist, but most of my experiments focus on how much cocaine you can stuff in a strippers pussy.
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6342College jokes don't impress audiences in Effingham none.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 25, 2022 8:37 pmI'm a bachelor of Science, which is way more fun than being a Dr. I'm still a scientist, but most of my experiments focus on how much cocaine you can stuff in a strippers pussy.
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6343Effingham is more of a meth town.,,JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 6:00 amCollege jokes don't impress audiences in Effingham none.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 25, 2022 8:37 pmI'm a bachelor of Science, which is way more fun than being a Dr. I'm still a scientist, but most of my experiments focus on how much cocaine you can stuff in a strippers pussy.
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6344It is nowTurk Sanderson wrote: Sun Sep 25, 2022 10:32 pmIs that why they call it crack cocaine?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 25, 2022 8:37 pm I'm a bachelor of Science, which is way more fun than being a Dr. I'm still a scientist, but most of my experiments focus on how much cocaine you can stuff in a strippers pussy.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6345I haven't been back since the incident.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 6:00 amCollege jokes don't impress audiences in Effingham none.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 25, 2022 8:37 pmI'm a bachelor of Science, which is way more fun than being a Dr. I'm still a scientist, but most of my experiments focus on how much cocaine you can stuff in a strippers pussy.
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6346You're lucky they didn't nail your ass up on that cross.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:36 pmI haven't been back since the incident.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 6:00 amCollege jokes don't impress audiences in Effingham none.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 25, 2022 8:37 pmI'm a bachelor of Science, which is way more fun than being a Dr. I'm still a scientist, but most of my experiments focus on how much cocaine you can stuff in a strippers pussy.
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6347I'd drive over to see that. Then a stop at Gabby Goat for some good grub before the return drive.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 6:39 pmYou're lucky they didn't nail your ass up on that cross.
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6348The guy who did that show quit a long time ago to make million in the lawncare industry...JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:32 pmI'd drive over to see that. Then a stop at Gabby Goat for some good grub before the return drive.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 6:39 pmYou're lucky they didn't nail your ass up on that cross.
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6349See, that's where you went wrong. While you were climbing extension ladders & hanging from tree limbs to pay for your comedy habit, he had his feet planted firmly on the zoysia.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:40 pmThe guy who did that show quit a long time ago to make million in the lawncare industry...
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6350Book banning is back... which is odd since nobody reads books anymore. This is like banning jousting or falconry to keep your kids from turning gay.