so at work the bathroom closest to my office is laid out badly. there are two stalls but one is a huge handicrapper and the other is tiny and is so close to the urinals that only republican congressmen are comfortable with how close it puts their feet to guys holding thier dicks.

all was good and well. no one used the skinny shitter except for a few shit exhibitionists and everyones personal space was respected. HOWEVER, recently one of our vendors hired some dude with some kind of palsy. now, everyone is terrified of being in the handicrapper when fhe legitimately handicapped dude needs its. this means that when i am taking a piss i frequently am within mere feet of some turd burglar in the stall.

thanks for making mistakes, God.

Legitimate handicapped people have a self defense mechanism which will actually shut down their bodies if you are occupying their stool.

Pretty sure ADA guidelines do not state that it would be illegal for NOTARDS to use a TARD toilet.

Sanscrit wrote:thanks for making mistakes, God.

Those aren't mistakes. They're God's punishment for Americans allowing abortion.

TARDS are like GODs muppets.....with their big heads and crutches.....I used to feel sorry for them....but that was self indulgent......now I just ignore them, so they feel normal.