The grim reaper isn't "just a guy".JMC-STL wrote:Whatever happened to the time-honored tradition of a simple: "A guy walks into a bar ..."?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1052He is to guys who hang out in bars. Only a matter of time.Turk Sanderson wrote:The grim reaper isn't "just a guy".JMC-STL wrote:Whatever happened to the time-honored tradition of a simple: "A guy walks into a bar ..."?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1053That is exactly what he fucking said...sort of.JMC-STL wrote:He is to guys who hang out in bars. Only a matter of time.Turk Sanderson wrote:The grim reaper isn't "just a guy".JMC-STL wrote:Whatever happened to the time-honored tradition of a simple: "A guy walks into a bar ..."?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1054I'll tell you this fucking much, though, if that son-of-a-bitch saw the Porkolator sitting out front, he wouldn't have even have had the balls to come through the door. He'd have gone down the other side of the street. The Porkolator is BAD-ASS!CaptSMRT wrote:That is exactly what he fucking said...sort of.JMC-STL wrote:He is to guys who hang out in bars. Only a matter of time.Turk Sanderson wrote: The grim reaper isn't "just a guy".
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1055He might have tried to ride the Porkolator. Did I mention there is an Asian massage parlor next to this bar?Turk Sanderson wrote:I'll tell you this fucking much, though, if that son-of-a-bitch saw the Porkolator sitting out front, he wouldn't have even have had the balls to come through the door. He'd have gone down the other side of the street. The Porkolator is BAD-ASS!CaptSMRT wrote:That is exactly what he fucking said...sort of.JMC-STL wrote: He is to guys who hang out in bars. Only a matter of time.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1056Maybe they could work on that Reaper dude's cyst. He'd probably get more respect without it. People can be so cruel sometimes.CaptSMRT wrote:... Did I mention there is an Asian massage parlor next to this bar?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1057So you can get your pork rubbed, while you are putting rub on your pork???JMC-STL wrote:Maybe they could work on that Reaper dude's cyst. He'd probably get more respect without it. People can be so cruel sometimes.CaptSMRT wrote:... Did I mention there is an Asian massage parlor next to this bar?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1058Easy on the Star anise.Turk Sanderson wrote:So you can get your pork rubbed, while you are putting rub on your pork???JMC-STL wrote:Maybe they could work on that Reaper dude's cyst. He'd probably get more respect without it. People can be so cruel sometimes.CaptSMRT wrote:... Did I mention there is an Asian massage parlor next to this bar?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1059...or the Star anus.CaptSMRT wrote:Easy on the Star anise.Turk Sanderson wrote:So you can get your pork rubbed, while you are putting rub on your pork???JMC-STL wrote: Maybe they could work on that Reaper dude's cyst. He'd probably get more respect without it. People can be so cruel sometimes.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1060Starting to feel like the Cyst Ripper jinxed the Shatty trade.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1061It was either him or that Mayan dentist/comedian.CaptSMRT wrote:Starting to feel like the Cyst Ripper jinxed the Shatty trade.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1062Fuck that Aztec piece of shit.Turk Sanderson wrote:It was either him or that Mayan dentist/comedian.CaptSMRT wrote:Starting to feel like the Cyst Ripper jinxed the Shatty trade.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1063It's Cortez's fault that he changed professions, though.... it's hard to make gold fillings, when the fucking Spaniards stole all your gold.CaptSMRT wrote:Fuck that Aztec piece of shit.Turk Sanderson wrote:It was either him or that Mayan dentist/comedian.CaptSMRT wrote:Starting to feel like the Cyst Ripper jinxed the Shatty trade.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1064Turk Sanderson wrote:It's Cortez's fault that he changed professions, though.... it's hard to make gold fillings, when the fucking Spaniards stole all your gold.CaptSMRT wrote:Fuck that Aztec piece of shit.Turk Sanderson wrote: It was either him or that Mayan dentist/comedian.
Cortez would have gotten more for Shatty.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1065Cortez would have just taken Shatty, Paryako, and Vova, and killed everyone else in town. Nobody would have even known what was going on, because it's Mardi-Gras....they would just be digging his cool costume.CaptSMRT wrote:Turk Sanderson wrote:It's Cortez's fault that he changed professions, though.... it's hard to make gold fillings, when the fucking Spaniards stole all your gold.CaptSMRT wrote:
Fuck that Aztec piece of shit.
Cortez would have gotten more for Shatty.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1066So in your creative anachronism scenario, Cortés would've taken the 16th Century Blues trio back to Spain & started a 3-on-3 European hockey league? Where does Gary Bettman fit into all this? I hope it has something to do with Aztec sacrifices.Turk Sanderson wrote:Cortez would have just taken Shatty, Paryako, and Vova, and killed everyone else in town. Nobody would have even known what was going on, because it's Mardi-Gras....they would just be digging his cool costume.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1067Cortez would own the new Vegas franchise, everyone knows that. Get with the program.JMC-STL wrote:So in your creative anachronism scenario, Cortés would've taken the 16th Century Blues trio back to Spain & started a 3-on-3 European hockey league? Where does Gary Bettman fit into all this? I hope it has something to do with Aztec sacrifices.Turk Sanderson wrote:Cortez would have just taken Shatty, Paryako, and Vova, and killed everyone else in town. Nobody would have even known what was going on, because it's Mardi-Gras....they would just be digging his cool costume.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1068You still haven't addressed the Bettman subplot. I'm going back to my telenovelas.Turk Sanderson wrote:Cortez would own the new Vegas franchise, everyone knows that. Get with the program.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1069He's the Queen of SpainJMC-STL wrote:You still haven't addressed the Bettman subplot. I'm going back to my telenovelas.Turk Sanderson wrote:Cortez would own the new Vegas franchise, everyone knows that. Get with the program.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1071Oh...and now the bar owner is fucking me over and not returning my calls or paying me. Fucking cunt!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1072Has it occurred to you that maybe Cyst Ripper came back for her???CaptSMRT wrote:Oh...and now the bar owner is fucking me over and not returning my calls or paying me. Fucking cunt!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1073How can you blame him? You brought The Reaper into his establishment. Forget The Porkolator - you shoulda brought the cowbell ...CaptSMRT wrote:Oh...and now the bar owner is fucking me over and not returning my calls or paying me. Fucking cunt!
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
1074I went in on Saturday to see how things were going....Steve the bar owner said it was great...and we could meet Tuesday, now he won't reply. It isn't even worth my time to try and collect $240. So I guess I can chalk it up to some Continuing Education Credits at the University of Life.