If you're contemplating huge incredibly strong turtle dicks and a shark with nice breasts, you passed up high a long time ago.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:51 am When you're high you notice things... like a human sized turtle wouldn't need num-chuks to fight crime because they can rip a man in half with their huge incredibly strong turtle dicks, or nobody would be afraid of a shark with nice breasts. These are called Highdeas.
If sharks had nice breasts everyone would live on the beachTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:35 pmIf you're contemplating huge incredibly strong turtle dicks and a shark with nice breasts, you passed up high a long time ago.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:51 am When you're high you notice things... like a human sized turtle wouldn't need num-chuks to fight crime because they can rip a man in half with their huge incredibly strong turtle dicks, or nobody would be afraid of a shark with nice breasts. These are called Highdeas.
Japanese trawlers would net them by the thousands… they would cut their tits off and throw them back in the ocean.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:55 amIf sharks had nice breasts everyone would live on the beachTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:35 pmIf you're contemplating huge incredibly strong turtle dicks and a shark with nice breasts, you passed up high a long time ago.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:51 am When you're high you notice things... like a human sized turtle wouldn't need num-chuks to fight crime because they can rip a man in half with their huge incredibly strong turtle dicks, or nobody would be afraid of a shark with nice breasts. These are called Highdeas.
Shark tit soup would be on every value menuTurk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:33 amJapanese trawlers would net them by the thousands… they would cut their tits off and throw them back in the ocean.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:55 amIf sharks had nice breasts everyone would live on the beachTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:35 pm
If you're contemplating huge incredibly strong turtle dicks and a shark with nice breasts, you passed up high a long time ago.
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… it would go well with their turtle dick sushi rolls.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:11 amShark tit soup would be on every value menuTurk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:33 amJapanese trawlers would net them by the thousands… they would cut their tits off and throw them back in the ocean.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:55 am
If sharks had nice breasts everyone would live on the beach
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Not as long as it will take you to gain a personality.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:38 am I never realized before that clip that all it takes to be a successful stand-up comedian in this town is to be a bald white male in the 95th+ percentile of BMI who shops for their clothes at Goodwill. I wonder how long it would take me to gain 150 lbs.
Their money would be better spent on Heaven's Gates certificates... it's gonna take more than one to get you in..... unless of course they don't care to run into you when they get there... they may blow their wad on Devil's Door certificates, just to be sure.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 4:17 pm My comment was inspired by the uncanny resemblance between you & the gentleman you replaced on the stage @ Steve's. It wouldn't have occurred to me if you hadn't placed your recording device so expertly that night. Thank you, and you are welcome at whatever funerial affairs my family members deem fit to waste their money on.
No... you have some hate for me and Im not going to hear it. I deal with this shit enough in reality. I have never done anything to you to merit the treatment I get here for posting my jokes. I don't deserve this bullshit.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 4:17 pm My comment was inspired by the uncanny resemblance between you & the gentleman you replaced on the stage @ Steve's. It wouldn't have occurred to me if you hadn't placed your recording device so expertly that night. Thank you, and you are welcome at whatever funerial affairs my family members deem fit to waste their money on.
Hey, don’t go trying to hog all the hate… he’s got enough for everybody.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun May 05, 2024 10:02 amNo... you have some hate for me and Im not going to hear it. I deal with this shit enough in reality. I have never done anything to you to merit the treatment I get here for posting my jokes. I don't deserve this bullshit.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 4:17 pm My comment was inspired by the uncanny resemblance between you & the gentleman you replaced on the stage @ Steve's. It wouldn't have occurred to me if you hadn't placed your recording device so expertly that night. Thank you, and you are welcome at whatever funerial affairs my family members deem fit to waste their money on.
Like having one restaurant in your town, and there's nothing on the menu but kale.
We're only two years behind chicago tho!!!
In four years, we'll be two-hundred years behind the rest of the world.
