CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:44 pm I believe in GOD. How else do you explain gay guys who marry women? Some say GOD is benevolent, but he doesn't like me. Look what he did to my hair. Baldness isn't hereditary... it’s a form of rapture. GOD smited my sex life. I had hair.
We all live in God’s ant farm… you just happen to be the ant that God took the magnifying glass to.
When he starts banging your old lady, and drinking your beer... don't come crying to us.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:32 pm I live by one simple rule, starve a cold, and feed a Bigfoot.
Getting cucked by Bigfoot is an honorTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:15 pmWhen he starts banging your old lady, and drinking your beer... don't come crying to us.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:32 pm I live by one simple rule, starve a cold, and feed a Bigfoot.
There's an old Indian saying...CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:26 pmGetting cucked by Bigfoot is an honorTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:15 pmWhen he starts banging your old lady, and drinking your beer... don't come crying to us.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:32 pm I live by one simple rule, starve a cold, and feed a Bigfoot.
Maybe they will kill the midgets bed bug.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:34 pmThere's an old Indian saying...CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:26 pmGetting cucked by Bigfoot is an honorTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:15 pm
When he starts banging your old lady, and drinking your beer... don't come crying to us.
'You lay down with Bigfoot, you wake up with fleas."
…. Or maybe they’ll form an alliance and gang-up on youCaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:59 pmMaybe they will kill the midgets bed bug.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:34 pmThere's an old Indian saying...
'You lay down with Bigfoot, you wake up with fleas."
Gotta say the highlight of that set for me was when your 300-lb. date showed up & stood in front of your camera during the Waffle House riff. I hope you bought her an extra order of chicken strips @ The Lobster.
Like I said, GOD is not benevolent.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 2:41 am…. Or maybe they’ll form an alliance and gang-up on youCaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:59 pmMaybe they will kill the midgets bed bug.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:34 pm
There's an old Indian saying...
'You lay down with Bigfoot, you wake up with fleas."
Obviously… He burned the hair off your noggin with his magnifying glass. You never should have done that set where you claimed to be God…CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:03 pmLike I said, GOD is not benevolent.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 2:41 am…. Or maybe they’ll form an alliance and gang-up on you
Put the bong down and walk away…..CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:35 am The government teaches children that money has no value to move everything to digital currency... digital currencybis electronic money... that electricty is used to power CERN to open the portal to dimension 72 where the Devil makes a form of Alphabet soup with mind control drugs used to teach children to get microchipped. Read Jesus's mind and you'll understand.
You tried the soup!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 11:10 amPut the bong down and walk away…..CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:35 am The government teaches children that money has no value to move everything to digital currency... digital currencybis electronic money... that electricty is used to power CERN to open the portal to dimension 72 where the Devil makes a form of Alphabet soup with mind control drugs used to teach children to get microchipped. Read Jesus's mind and you'll understand.
Rev can't read.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:38 pmYou tried the soup!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 11:10 amPut the bong down and walk away…..CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:35 am The government teaches children that money has no value to move everything to digital currency... digital currencybis electronic money... that electricty is used to power CERN to open the portal to dimension 72 where the Devil makes a form of Alphabet soup with mind control drugs used to teach children to get microchipped. Read Jesus's mind and you'll understand.
A biscuit will fuck you, your girlfriend, and your egg… and dump syrup all over you while he does it.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:40 pm Waffles will steal your girlfriend. If a pancake married an egg... that egg would cheat with a waffle. The pancake would be home with the kids crying trying to pour syrup on them... and that egg would be out dripping her yolk on that waffle.
4 / 20 = .2 which makes it National Snitch DayCaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 7:15 am 4/20 is Christmas for people who smoke weed. They decorate their homes with light, and leave cookies and milk under their pot plants for Cheech and Chong.
The first 4/20 was celebrated in April 33AD when Jesus smoked weed to help with his anxiety after being crucified.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:43 am4 / 20 = .2 which makes it National Snitch DayCaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 7:15 am 4/20 is Christmas for people who smoke weed. They decorate their homes with light, and leave cookies and milk under their pot plants for Cheech and Chong.
The Holy Ghost saw him and ratted him out.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:15 amThe first 4/20 was celebrated in April 33AD when Jesus smoked weed to help with his anxiety after being crucified.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:43 am4 / 20 = .2 which makes it National Snitch DayCaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 7:15 am 4/20 is Christmas for people who smoke weed. They decorate their homes with light, and leave cookies and milk under their pot plants for Cheech and Chong.
Jesus was also the first minority put in jail for weedTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 12:02 pmThe Holy Ghost saw him and ratted him out.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:15 amThe first 4/20 was celebrated in April 33AD when Jesus smoked weed to help with his anxiety after being crucified.
It was his own fault for not using a Govt. approved dispensary.... back then they fed nickel-pack dealers to the lions.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 12:38 pmJesus was also the first minority put in jail for weedTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 12:02 pmThe Holy Ghost saw him and ratted him out.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:15 am
The first 4/20 was celebrated in April 33AD when Jesus smoked weed to help with his anxiety after being crucified.
