JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 8:39 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 7:51 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 4:07 pm
America loves someone to hate, these days... if working a dog joint, maybe you could try making disparaging remarks about hamburger eaters.

I love hamburgers!

It's settled, then. Pack your bags for Brazil! Comedy by night, burning Amazon rain forests by day. Your background in arboreal sciences will serve you well in clearing timber for more beef cattle grazing acreage. But you might wanna brush up on your Portuguese.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 8:53 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 8:39 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 7:51 pmI love hamburgers!

It's settled, then. Pack your bags for Brazil! Comedy by night, burning Amazon rain forests by day. Your background in arboreal sciences will serve you well in clearing timber for more beef cattle grazing acreage. But you might wanna brush up on your Portuguese.

If you hurry, you can ride along with George Santos... I don't expect him to be here when his trial date rolls around.

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 9:15 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 8:53 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 8:39 pm
It's settled, then. Pack your bags for Brazil! Comedy by night, burning Amazon rain forests by day. Your background in arboreal sciences will serve you well in clearing timber for more beef cattle grazing acreage. But you might wanna brush up on your Portuguese.

If you hurry, you can ride along with George Santos... I don't expect him to be here when his trial date rolls around.

But all he did (allegedly) was violate campaign finance rules, commit wire fraud, steal public funds, and launder money. He could be elected our next President!

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:47 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 9:15 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 8:53 pmIf you hurry, you can ride along with George Santos... I don't expect him to be here when his trial date rolls around.

But all he did (allegedly) was violate campaign finance rules, commit wire fraud, steal public funds, and launder money. He could be elected our next President!

As long as he claims to be pro-guns and pro-life, he's got a shot!

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 07, 2023 5:58 pmJodie Foster comes off as the kind of lesbian who would talk your labia off... she'd kneel down to eat your pussy and end up trying to impress your clit by explaining Russian literature to it.

JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:30 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 07, 2023 5:58 pmJodie Foster comes off as the kind of lesbian who would talk your labia off... she'd kneel down to eat your pussy and end up trying to impress your clit by explaining Russian literature to it.

Sounds more like Drew Barrymore ... only without the lisp ...

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 17, 2023 9:36 am A good comedian could make something funny outta this worldwide social trend ... Yahoo!News/Miami Herald: Woman shot in the buttock when MRI machine triggers her concealed gun, FDA reports

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 17, 2023 3:01 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 17, 2023 9:36 amA good comedian could make something funny outta this worldwide social trend ... Yahoo!News/Miami Herald: Woman shot in the buttock when MRI machine triggers her concealed gun, FDA reports

Does Medicaid cover that?

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:11 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 17, 2023 3:01 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 17, 2023 9:36 amA good comedian could make something funny outta this worldwide social trend ... Yahoo!News/Miami Herald: Woman shot in the buttock when MRI machine triggers her concealed gun, FDA reports

Does Medicaid cover that?

You'd need to show your NRA membership card to waive the deductible.

T.C. wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 6:53 am You are a special kind of stupid if you lie about having metal objects on you while you are in the room with a MAGNETIC resonance imaging machine, let alone about to get in one. Too bad it wasn’t fatal.

T.C. wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 6:53 amYou are a special kind of stupid if you lie about having metal objects on you while you are in the room with a MAGNETIC resonance imaging machine, let alone about to get in one. Too bad it wasn’t fatal.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 1:19 pm

T.C. wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 6:53 amYou are a special kind of stupid if you lie about having metal objects on you while you are in the room with a MAGNETIC resonance imaging machine, let alone about to get in one. Too bad it wasn’t fatal.

The buttocks of many women around the world these days are practically bulletproof. I reckon that patient didn't even flinch when her gun discharged. Scared the shit outta the MRI tech though, I'll bet.

T.C. wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 2:11 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 1:19 pm

T.C. wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 6:53 amYou are a special kind of stupid if you lie about having metal objects on you while you are in the room with a MAGNETIC resonance imaging machine, let alone about to get in one. Too bad it wasn’t fatal.

The buttocks of many women around the world these days are practically bulletproof. I reckon that patient didn't even flinch when her gun discharged. Scared the shit outta the MRI tech though, I'll bet.

still less noisy than the actual machine, though.

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2023 12:33 pm <hearted> your opening moves, seemed like it warmed up the crowd without you having to work for it. But by the time the BBC riff came around, I was all been-there-done-that-where's-the-emergency-exit.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2023 1:17 pmI need to stay in my lane... exposing the lizard people agenda!!!

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2023 1:17 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2023 12:33 pm <hearted> your opening moves, seemed like it warmed up the crowd without you having to work for it. But by the time the BBC riff came around, I was all been-there-done-that-where's-the-emergency-exit.

I need to stay in my lane... exposing the lizard people agenda!!!