God bless their sweet, dexterous claws.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 5:16 pmRed Lobster is owned by a company based in Thailand, which means those lobsters have been paid for sex.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6855You killed the shrimp deal ... RetailWire.com: Red Lobster Endless Shrimp Was Too Successful
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6859Just got home from eating at the Springfield, IL Red Lobster... the extra $5 bucks makes you feel compelled to gar-down 3X the amount that you would have eaten...still a good deal, just don't fall for those over-priced multi-color f00-foo drinks. They have the best unsweet tea on the planet.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:13 pmYou killed the shrimp deal ... RetailWire.com: Red Lobster Endless Shrimp Was Too Successful
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6860Didja hit Hooters for a nightcap & the cell number of an 18 year-old waitress working for tips to pay for GED tutoring?Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:17 pmJust got home from eating at the Springfield, IL Red Lobster... the extra $5 bucks makes you feel compelled to gar-down 3X the amount that you would have eaten...still a good deal, just don't fall for those over-priced multi-color f00-foo drinks. They have the best unsweet tea on the planet.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:13 pmYou killed the shrimp deal ... RetailWire.com: Red Lobster Endless Shrimp Was Too Successful
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6861Uhh…. Mrs Turk wouldn’t care for that… even if I told her that I was just trying to save the poor young lady’s soul.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 8:30 pmDidja hit Hooters for a nightcap & the cell number of an 18 year-old waitress working for tips to pay for GED tutoring?Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:17 pmJust got home from eating at the Springfield, IL Red Lobster... the extra $5 bucks makes you feel compelled to gar-down 3X the amount that you would have eaten...still a good deal, just don't fall for those over-priced multi-color f00-foo drinks. They have the best unsweet tea on the planet.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:13 pm
You killed the shrimp deal ... RetailWire.com: Red Lobster Endless Shrimp Was Too Successful
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6862Adoption is always an option. As long as it comes with Endless Hot Wings.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 8:56 pmUhh…. Mrs Turk wouldn’t care for that… even if I told her that I was just trying to save the poor young lady’s soul.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 8:30 pmDidja hit Hooters for a nightcap & the cell number of an 18 year-old waitress working for tips to pay for GED tutoring?Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:17 pmJust got home from eating at the Springfield, IL Red Lobster... the extra $5 bucks makes you feel compelled to gar-down 3X the amount that you would have eaten...still a good deal, just don't fall for those over-priced multi-color f00-foo drinks. They have the best unsweet tea on the planet.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6863That would be too Catholic of a move... Calvin's jerk wings will suit me just fine.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 12:20 pmAdoption is always an option. As long as it comes with Endless Hot Wings.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 8:56 pmUhh…. Mrs Turk wouldn’t care for that… even if I told her that I was just trying to save the poor young lady’s soul.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 8:30 pm
Didja hit Hooters for a nightcap & the cell number of an 18 year-old waitress working for tips to pay for GED tutoring?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6864I gotta believe that the allure of "Calvin's jerk wings" would be attractive only to certain restaurant dining demographic segments.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 1:38 pmThat would be too Catholic of a move... Calvin's jerk wings will suit me just fine.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 12:20 pmAdoption is always an option. As long as it comes with Endless Hot Wings.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 8:56 pmUhh…. Mrs Turk wouldn’t care for that… even if I told her that I was just trying to save the poor young lady’s soul.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6867Except I'm funny.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6868Then maybe you're the Lennie Small of the Comedy Circuit. I've always felt this thread could benefit from occasional references to classic 1930s literature. Watch This Space.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 02, 2023 5:10 pmExcept I'm funny.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6870I am easily the most fun comic on Earth.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6871Come back here & tell us that AFTER you get a successful gig on a reboot of Who Wants to Date a Comedian?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6872Who is the measure of success here? All I am trying to do is get work.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 9:24 amCome back here & tell us that AFTER you get a successful gig on a reboot of Who Wants to Date a Comedian?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6873America loves someone to hate, these days... if working a dog joint, maybe you could try making disparaging remarks about hamburger eaters.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 3:16 pmWho is the measure of success here? All I am trying to do is get work.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 9:24 amCome back here & tell us that AFTER you get a successful gig on a reboot of Who Wants to Date a Comedian?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6874Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 4:07 pmAmerica loves someone to hate, these days... if working a dog joint, maybe you could try making disparaging remarks about hamburger eaters.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 3:16 pmWho is the measure of success here? All I am trying to do is get work.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 9:24 am
Come back here & tell us that AFTER you get a successful gig on a reboot of Who Wants to Date a Comedian?
I love hamburgers!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6875It's settled, then. Pack your bags for Brazil! Comedy by night, burning Amazon rain forests by day. Your background in arboreal sciences will serve you well in clearing timber for more beef cattle grazing acreage. But you might wanna brush up on your Portuguese.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 7:51 pmI love hamburgers!Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 4:07 pmAmerica loves someone to hate, these days... if working a dog joint, maybe you could try making disparaging remarks about hamburger eaters.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 3:16 pmWho is the measure of success here? All I am trying to do is get work.