CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2023 10:16 am For the first time in history three country music songs are at the top of the Billboard 100. I love country music ,it is the best thing to have sex with your cousin to. Try incest in a small town.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Sep 01, 2023 7:09 am I saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off nine times at the theater, which means his one day was more interesting than my entire life.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Sep 01, 2023 10:30 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Sep 01, 2023 7:09 amI saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off nine times at the theater, which means his one day was more interesting than my entire life.

The best actor was the dead guy,

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Sep 01, 2023 11:34 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Sep 01, 2023 10:30 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Sep 01, 2023 7:09 amI saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off nine times at the theater, which means his one day was more interesting than my entire life.

The best actor was the dead guy,

That was Weekend at Bernie's. Which is more like The Capn's act than his life.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 9:25 am MO minimum wage is up to $12/hour this year, with the IL min at 13 bucks. You need to reset your comedic-economic index (CEI) for the times.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 03, 2023 9:35 am Lunchables are the minimum wage of food... they we made for parents who were looking for ways to neglect their kids but don't have any imagination, here is five cents worth of lunch meat go make something out of yourself, kid.

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 2:39 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 9:25 amMO minimum wage is up to $12/hour this year, with the IL min at 13 bucks. You need to reset your comedic-economic index (CEI) for the times.

Twelve dollars an hour ain't shit when a loaf of bread is five bucks

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 10, 2023 5:52 pmWeird moment on Friday. I asked the crowd if everyone agreed that aliens are here and they did. I found it odd because people rarely agree on anything. Usually people are all strung up and ready to disagree with the narrative... not this time.

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:25 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 10, 2023 5:52 pmWeird moment on Friday. I asked the crowd if everyone agreed that aliens are here and they did. I found it odd because people rarely agree on anything. Usually people are all strung up and ready to disagree with the narrative... not this time.

So either: (a) Your gig was for a grade school class; or (b) your audience were all aliens. I'm hoping it was (b), because our kids have enough trouble growing up without YOUR influences.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:56 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:25 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 10, 2023 5:52 pmWeird moment on Friday. I asked the crowd if everyone agreed that aliens are here and they did. I found it odd because people rarely agree on anything. Usually people are all strung up and ready to disagree with the narrative... not this time.

So either: (a) Your gig was for a grade school class; or (b) your audience were all aliens. I'm hoping it was (b), because our kids have enough trouble growing up without YOUR influences.

(c) St Charles...

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Sep 10, 2023 8:07 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:56 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:25 pm
So either: (a) Your gig was for a grade school class; or (b) your audience were all aliens. I'm hoping it was (b), because our kids have enough trouble growing up without YOUR influences.

(c) St Charles...

We need to build a wall above America to keep those bastards out.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 10, 2023 8:12 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Sep 10, 2023 8:07 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:56 pm

(c) St Charles...

We need to build a wall above America to keep those bastards out.

SPACE WALL!

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:56 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:25 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 10, 2023 5:52 pmWeird moment on Friday. I asked the crowd if everyone agreed that aliens are here and they did. I found it odd because people rarely agree on anything. Usually people are all strung up and ready to disagree with the narrative... not this time.

So either: (a) Your gig was for a grade school class; or (b) your audience were all aliens. I'm hoping it was (b), because our kids have enough trouble growing up without YOUR influences.

(c) St Charles...

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 6:41 am Dinosaurs might have did some cool shit... jump off of cliffs... karate fights... water skiing... porno... but they didn't have GO PRO's, so nobody gives a shit.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 10:15 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 6:41 am Dinosaurs might have did some cool shit... jump off of cliffs... karate fights... water skiing... porno... but they didn't have GO PRO's, so nobody gives a shit.

Imagine dinosaurs attempting to get it on…. Unless T-Rex had like a 20 foot long dick, it just wasn’t happening. It’s no wonder they went extinct.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Sep 14, 2023 6:28 pm If those Mexican aliens got all piped up on Budlight... they would make you wear a wig probe the shit out of you.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 20, 2023 9:23 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Sep 14, 2023 6:28 pmIf those Mexican aliens got all piped up on Budlight... they would make you wear a wig probe the shit out of you.

Do those Mexican Space Aliens have drug gang tats? Do they paint up concrete walls and boxcars?