Nobody wants to eat anything with my face on it. I bet if they put my picture on the vaccine Biden would invest in Ivermectin.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Feb 07, 2023 3:55 pm Too bad you missed out on being the new spokesperson for M&M's. The Cap'n featured during the Super Bowl would have cemented your position as *The* BNF Darling ...
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6552Food with your face on it should come with a message from the Surgeon General …. and one from the C.D.C.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 07, 2023 6:36 pmNobody wants to eat anything with my face on it. I bet if they put my picture on the vaccine Biden would invest in Ivermectin.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Feb 07, 2023 3:55 pm Too bad you missed out on being the new spokesperson for M&M's. The Cap'n featured during the Super Bowl would have cemented your position as *The* BNF Darling ...
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6553I'll be at some place in Highland on Friday called 501 Blues Club.
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6554**AND** from the National Celery Growers Alliance.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 07, 2023 8:23 pmFood with your face on it should come with a message from the Surgeon General …. and one from the C.D.C.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 07, 2023 6:36 pmNobody wants to eat anything with my face on it. I bet if they put my picture on the vaccine Biden would invest in Ivermectin.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Feb 07, 2023 3:55 pmToo bad you missed out on being the new spokesperson for M&M's. The Cap'n featured during the Super Bowl would have cemented your position as *The* BNF Darling ...
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6555I wonder if this is a new development posted on the Bing profile of the joint ... "Some users are reporting that this business does not exist. Please help verify the information."CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Feb 08, 2023 7:21 amI'll be at some place in Highland on Friday called 501 Blues Club.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6556I support Wafflehouse. If WWIII happens we're going to need them to win they are the 7th branch of the military. Biden should drop a couple night cooks on Russia to straighten Putin out.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6557Scattered, smothered, and covered!!!CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 5:59 pm I support Wafflehouse. If WWIII happens we're going to need them to win they are the 7th branch of the military. Biden should drop a couple night cooks on Russia to straighten Putin out.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6558UFO sightings are up... probably because people are dumber. Ill tell you something good about getting probed. Aliens won't be asking any uncomfortable questions afterwards... like... what are you doing tomorrow.... where do you think this is going... or tell you about their day. An alien won't show up at your job the next day telling everyone how worried they are you didn't call them back. They won't accuse you of cheating bc your talking to the hot alien secretary. They won't make you meet their parents or cut themselves when I don't reply to a text. You won’t have to block them on social media. They won't show up at Thanksgiving and tell your wife about how said she won't probe you like this. Wam bam probe you ma'am... that is how I like it. Cold emotionless probing. They won't go through my yearbook cutting out all of the pictures of other girls. Chances are... they didnt send some loser to space so you are getting probed by an alien with a future... they probably have a 401k. Maybe one day we will be living on a moon with a white picket fence.
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6559The moon is made of cheese… if Ronald Reagan had colonized the moon, it would have been eaten by now, and we’d be building space walls to keep former earthlings from coming home.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 6:09 pm UFO sightings are up... probably because people are dumber. Ill tell you something good about getting probed. Aliens won't be asking any uncomfortable questions afterwards... like... what are you doing tomorrow.... where do you think this is going... or tell you about their day. An alien won't show up at your job the next day telling everyone how worried they are you didn't call them back. They won't accuse you of cheating bc your talking to the hot alien secretary. They won't make you meet their parents or cut themselves when I don't reply to a text. You won’t have to block them on social media. They won't show up at Thanksgiving and tell your wife about how said she won't probe you like this. Wam bam probe you ma'am... that is how I like it. Cold emotionless probing. They won't go through my yearbook cutting out all of the pictures of other girls. Chances are... they didnt send some loser to space so you are getting probed by an alien with a future... they probably have a 401k. Maybe one day we will be living on a moon with a white picket fence.
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6560I think it worked.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:23 pmThe moon is made of cheese… if Ronald Reagan had colonized the moon, it would have been eaten by now, and we’d be building space walls to keep former earthlings from coming home.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 6:09 pm UFO sightings are up... probably because people are dumber. Ill tell you something good about getting probed. Aliens won't be asking any uncomfortable questions afterwards... like... what are you doing tomorrow.... where do you think this is going... or tell you about their day. An alien won't show up at your job the next day telling everyone how worried they are you didn't call them back. They won't accuse you of cheating bc your talking to the hot alien secretary. They won't make you meet their parents or cut themselves when I don't reply to a text. You won’t have to block them on social media. They won't show up at Thanksgiving and tell your wife about how said she won't probe you like this. Wam bam probe you ma'am... that is how I like it. Cold emotionless probing. They won't go through my yearbook cutting out all of the pictures of other girls. Chances are... they didnt send some loser to space so you are getting probed by an alien with a future... they probably have a 401k. Maybe one day we will be living on a moon with a white picket fence.
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6562That is a very true statement. The problem is... my helmet fits better when I have a bad haircut. Things havent been great in that department lately... got smoked in the leg and it strained all of the stabilization muscles... then tried to skate on Wed and tweaked it all... I wish that alien would take me away from all of this.
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6563They play, too.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Feb 10, 2023 1:36 pmThat is a very true statement. The problem is... my helmet fits better when I have a bad haircut. Things havent been great in that department lately... got smoked in the leg and it strained all of the stabilization muscles... then tried to skate on Wed and tweaked it all... I wish that alien would take me away from all of this.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6564When the aliens come for you, leg pain will be the least of your worries.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Feb 10, 2023 1:36 pmThat is a very true statement. The problem is... my helmet fits better when I have a bad haircut. Things havent been great in that department lately... got smoked in the leg and it strained all of the stabilization muscles... then tried to skate on Wed and tweaked it all... I wish that alien would take me away from all of this.
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6565The show in HIghland was awesome... packed bar... they loved me of course.
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6568So, Handsome Devils Night, then. No surprise, as Highland IL population in the 2020 Census had an average age of "Older 'n My Grandpappy's Plow."
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6569Turk’s top three Highland tips…
Don’t tell abortion jokes.
Don’t tell farmer jokes.
Do tell Pritzker jokes.
Don’t tell abortion jokes.
Don’t tell farmer jokes.
Do tell Pritzker jokes.
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6570They didn't mind my bit about how prison rape was okay for the really bad peopleTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:53 pm Turk’s top three Highland tips…
Don’t tell abortion jokes.
Don’t tell farmer jokes.
Do tell Pritzker jokes.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6571Prison rape is okay down there… keep in mind it’s an ooold German community… they love a good war, but will go to the fucking mat for a zygote.
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6572I learned my lesson in EffinghamTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 10:03 pm Prison rape is okay down there… keep in mind it’s an ooold German community… they love a good war, but will go to the fucking mat for a zygote.
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6573That could be your epitaph.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 2:11 pmI learned my lesson in EffinghamTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 10:03 pmPrison rape is okay down there… keep in mind it’s an ooold German community… they love a good war, but will go to the fucking mat for a zygote.
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6574...or a title of a country and western song.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 3:44 pmThat could be your epitaph.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 2:11 pmI learned my lesson in EffinghamTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 10:03 pmPrison rape is okay down there… keep in mind it’s an ooold German community… they love a good war, but will go to the fucking mat for a zygote.
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6575I'm not fat. I am a girth explorer. I've always been curious what it felt when my skin had to stretch to fit my body.