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6501What if McDonalds food was named after reality? Could I order a McWifedoesn't really like me any more and some debt fries. I'd like to add a My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese.
You want Divorce Sauce on your McWifedoesn't really like me any more? Do you want the My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese meal? It comes with a Child Support coupon book.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:57 pm What if McDonalds food was named after reality? Could I order a McWifedoesn't really like me any more and some debt fries. I'd like to add a My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese.
Head on over to Taco Bell for a Foreclosure Bel GrandeTurk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 5:21 pmYou want Divorce Sauce on your McWifedoesn't really like me any more? Do you want the My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese meal? It comes with a Child Support coupon book.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:57 pm What if McDonalds food was named after reality? Could I order a McWifedoesn't really like me any more and some debt fries. I'd like to add a My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese.
Have you tried Wendy’s Bacon Double Menopause Burger Meal? It comes with Hot Flashes and Bitch Rings.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 7:05 pmHead on over to Taco Bell for a Foreclosure Bel GrandeTurk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 5:21 pmYou want Divorce Sauce on your McWifedoesn't really like me any more? Do you want the My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese meal? It comes with a Child Support coupon book.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:57 pm What if McDonalds food was named after reality? Could I order a McWifedoesn't really like me any more and some debt fries. I'd like to add a My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese.
Dave's vasectomy reversalTurk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 7:16 pmHave you tried Wendy’s Bacon Double Menopause Burger Meal? It comes with Hot Flashes and Bitch Rings.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 7:05 pmHead on over to Taco Bell for a Foreclosure Bel GrandeTurk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 5:21 pm
You want Divorce Sauce on your McWifedoesn't really like me any more? Do you want the My Kids Have No Respect for me w/cheese meal? It comes with a Child Support coupon book.
That's on the Hopefully-Kids meal.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 8:49 pmDave's vasectomy reversalTurk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 7:16 pmHave you tried Wendy’s Bacon Double Menopause Burger Meal? It comes with Hot Flashes and Bitch Rings.
Just so you know, that ain’t peanut butter on that celery.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:34 am Everyone is worried they won't keep up their new years resolutions... I have found a way to make it easier. Add an exception to your plan... "I plan on losing weight in 2023... or watching more porn." "I am going to eat more celery... out of a hookers asshole" Make life easy on yourself.
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:34 amJust so you know, that ain’t peanut butter on that celery.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:34 amEveryone is worried they won't keep up their new years resolutions... I have found a way to make it easier. Add an exception to your plan... "I plan on losing weight in 2023... or watching more porn." "I am going to eat more celery... out of a hookers asshole" Make life easy on yourself.
Hey, you got shit in my celery! Hey you got celery in my shit!!!JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:09 pmTurk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:34 amJust so you know, that ain’t peanut butter on that celery.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:34 amEveryone is worried they won't keep up their new years resolutions... I have found a way to make it easier. Add an exception to your plan... "I plan on losing weight in 2023... or watching more porn." "I am going to eat more celery... out of a hookers asshole" Make life easy on yourself.
Celery is a toothbrush for your butt, so this tracksTurk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 1:02 pmHey, you got shit in my celery! Hey you got celery in my shit!!!JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:09 pmTurk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:34 am
Just so you know, that ain’t peanut butter on that celery.
You don’t really have teeth in your asshole… you’ve been eating too much ghost pepper sauce.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:18 pmCelery is a toothbrush for your butt, so this tracksTurk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 1:02 pmHey, you got shit in my celery! Hey you got celery in my shit!!!
Methamphetamine was first synthesized in Japan in 1893 A.D.. So unless The Second Coming occurred at Tokyo Imperial University, you oughta stick with the Furniture Creation Theory to be on the safe side of comedy.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 6:57 amJesus was a carpenter... what does that mean really? Did he make furniture, or do meth in his truck all day?
Jesus can time travel... no questionJMC-STL wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 12:02 pmMethamphetamine was first synthesized in Japan in 1893 A.D.. So unless The Second Coming occurred at Tokyo Imperial University, you oughta stick with the Furniture Creation Theory to be on the safe side of comedy.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 6:57 amJesus was a carpenter... what does that mean really? Did he make furniture, or do meth in his truck all day?
Screw that! A bottle of Mogen David & a cheap cigar would've done the trick.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 6:40 pm… A child, a child, shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold… let us bring him silver and gold.
How about bringing him a fucking blanket and a binkie!!!!
Jesus wasn’t a wino, but like Turk, his apostles were.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 9:30 pmScrew that! A bottle of Mogen David & a cheap cigar would've done the trick.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 6:40 pm… A child, a child, shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold… let us bring him silver and gold.
How about bringing him a fucking blanket and a binkie!!!!
Jack Daniel could turn corn into whiskey… more impressive in my book.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jan 10, 2023 11:42 am Jesus can turn water into wine... correct? But can he do any vintage??