Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6477You’re not Jabba the Hutt fat…. You’re more like “I haven’t seen my dick in decades.” fat.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6478I'm not need a walker fat. I'm need suspenders for my underwear fat.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 15, 2022 2:54 pmYou’re not Jabba the Hutt fat…. You’re more like “I haven’t seen my dick in decades.” fat.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6479You're not 'My 600-lb Life' fat. You're 'My 60 Large Hot Wings with Ranch Dressing To-Go' fat.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 15, 2022 2:58 pmI'm not need a walker fat. I'm need suspenders for my underwear fat.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 15, 2022 2:54 pmYou’re not Jabba the Hutt fat…. You’re more like “I haven’t seen my dick in decades.” fat.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6480Somewhere there is a woman who hates fun almost as much as she hates Cyndi Lauper.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6481And her name was Amy Winehouse.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 16, 2022 6:39 amSomewhere there is a woman who hates fun almost as much as she hates Cyndi Lauper.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6484Mad Martha hangs with Snoop. You clearly don't know "fun" when you see it, Rev.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6485Snoop just uses her for stock market tips, and because she knows how to bake brownies… he kicks better looking girls to the curb . She too fucking old to have fun… if she were to laugh, the Bondo would crack and fall off of her face.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 17, 2022 3:02 amMad Martha hangs with Snoop. You clearly don't know "fun" when you see it, Rev.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6486The man's got a family to feed.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Dec 17, 2022 9:42 amSnoop just uses her for stock market tips, and because she knows how to bake brownies… he kicks better looking girls to the curb . She too fucking old to have fun… if she were to laugh, the Bondo would crack and fall off of her face.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 17, 2022 3:02 amMad Martha hangs with Snoop. You clearly don't know "fun" when you see it, Rev.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6487Sucks to be a stand-up comic in this kinda weather, eh? Especially when the gig is a warmup set for Shakespeare in the Park.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6488I am hiding from the wrath of Earth.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 11:31 am Sucks to be a stand-up comic in this kinda weather, eh? Especially when the gig is a warmup set for Shakespeare in the Park.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6489Shouldn't you be the President of some Slavic country by now?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6490In the long run, you're probably better off to create your own nation state. That way you aren't burdened by the history & politics & a population predisposed to hate you that would come with taking over an existing Eastern Euro territory. Though for The Cap'n, the latter set of conditions are common in his stand-up gigs.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:20 pmShouldn't you be the President of some Slavic country by now?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6491I’ll bet that the Mayan Dentist has his own country by now.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:58 amIn the long run, you're probably better off to create your own nation state. That way you aren't burdened by the history & politics & a population predisposed to hate you that would come with taking over an existing Eastern Euro territory. Though for The Cap'n, the latter set of conditions are common in his stand-up gigs.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:20 pmShouldn't you be the President of some Slavic country by now?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6492Someone tell Biden I am the leader of Ronnsylvania and we have been under attack by invisible Dracula since 2011. Send aid and bullets.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 9:54 amI’ll bet that the Mayan Dentist has his own country by now.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:58 amIn the long run, you're probably better off to create your own nation state. That way you aren't burdened by the history & politics & a population predisposed to hate you that would come with taking over an existing Eastern Euro territory. Though for The Cap'n, the latter set of conditions are common in his stand-up gigs.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:20 pm
Shouldn't you be the President of some Slavic country by now?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6493He has passed your request on to the Republicans. You'll be hearing from them as soon as they can load the bullets on their ranches.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 5:51 pmSomeone tell Biden I am the leader of Ronnsylvania and we have been under attack by invisible Dracula since 2011. Send aid and bullets.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 9:54 amI’ll bet that the Mayan Dentist has his own country by now.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:58 amIn the long run, you're probably better off to create your own nation state. That way you aren't burdened by the history & politics & a population predisposed to hate you that would come with taking over an existing Eastern Euro territory. Though for The Cap'n, the latter set of conditions are common in his stand-up gigs.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6494Bullets can’t kill Dracula… you need Javelin missiles with wooden stakes duct taped to them.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 7:17 pmHe has passed your request on to the Republicans. You'll be hearing from them as soon as they can load the bullets on their ranches.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 5:51 pmSomeone tell Biden I am the leader of Ronnsylvania and we have been under attack by invisible Dracula since 2011. Send aid and bullets.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 9:54 am
I’ll bet that the Mayan Dentist has his own country by now.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6496Was this a rerun, or is Our Lord and Savior a recurring guest on this channel?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6498If ever there was a Christmas story written for THIS crowd...........Gizmodo.com Happy Birthday to Jesus' Twin Sister, the Vampire Camilla
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6499Is she the same woman who knocked off Lady Di so that she could marry then Prince Charles?JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2022 4:40 pm If ever there was a Christmas story written for THIS crowd...........Gizmodo.com Happy Birthday to Jesus' Twin Sister, the Vampire Camilla
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6500THAT Camil-ler is The Werewolf of London.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2022 5:28 pmIs she the same woman who knocked off Lady Di so that she could marry then Prince Charles?JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2022 4:40 pmIf ever there was a Christmas story written for THIS crowd...........Gizmodo.com Happy Birthday to Jesus' Twin Sister, the Vampire Camilla