Chemtrails don't bother me at all... not one bit. This guy..
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6452That dude is a 21st Century poet laureate candidate, fo' sho'.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6453People in the future are going to be so pissed... "Why are there no resources left? What did our ancestors use all of the energy for? Well Cave Daryl, they sat at home all day watching fantasies about wizards and Jesus and jerking their dicks... did some paperwork... forgot literacy, and then fought each other to death over the right to spit in each others faces." (gets cave gun... eats stone bullet)
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6454"People in the future"? Hell, my millennial kids are already blaming boomers for shortening their life spans. I'm happy to contribute to that cause.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 4:46 pmPeople in the future are going to be so pissed... "Why are there no resources left? What did our ancestors use all of the energy for? Well Cave Daryl, they sat at home all day watching fantasies about wizards and Jesus and jerking their dicks... did some paperwork... forgot literacy, and then fought each other to death over the right to spit in each others faces." (gets cave gun... eats stone bullet)
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6455I heard you could eat off the streets of Philadelphia, then one third grade class watched a drag show and now everyone is on heroin
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6456I read on Youtube Biden is going to force everyone to be vaccinated against the 2nd Amendment
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6457Trump is pushing to dissolve YouTube.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 5:05 pm I read on Youtube Biden is going to force everyone to be vaccinated against the 2nd Amendment
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6458Everything in America was working perfectly, and then a kid got a participation trophy for nothing, which is what raised inflation so high!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6460The parents of Gerald Ford & Jimmy Carter are truly sorry.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6461The results are in, think I'll have another Michelob Ultra... Score one for those who walk upright!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6462If you dont keep the tuna safe with special nets... dolphins will sodomize them
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6463Dolphins are Mammal SupremacistsCaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:15 am If you dont keep the tuna safe with special nets... dolphins will sodomize them
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6464I'm a Christian. I believe in loving Jesus and killing you if you disagree with me.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6465Come to TDC and find the light that you seek!CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 07, 2022 4:37 pm I'm a Christian. I believe in loving Jesus and killing you if you disagree with me.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6466Is that light a red dot from your hunting scope?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 07, 2022 6:21 pmCome to TDC and find the light that you seek!CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 07, 2022 4:37 pmI'm a Christian. I believe in loving Jesus and killing you if you disagree with me.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6467Blue Light Specials on Redemption.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 08, 2022 9:45 amIs that light a red dot from your hunting scope?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 07, 2022 6:21 pmCome to TDC and find the light that you seek!CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 07, 2022 4:37 pmI'm a Christian. I believe in loving Jesus and killing you if you disagree with me.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6468And Red Light Specials on trespassers.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 08, 2022 10:30 amBlue Light Specials on Redemption.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6469Calvin takes care of them… and I don’t ask no questions.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 08, 2022 9:51 pmAnd Red Light Specials on trespassers.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6470From Yahoo!Life: 'I own my tramp stamp': Why the lower back tattoo is no longer considered 'trashy'..... Wanna bet?
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6471Don't tell me you can't achieve your dreams. The Earth never went to college and invented animals.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6472My Dr told me that I need to lose weight. Why do I have to pay to hear something I know. I have been diagnosed... medically fat. I'm not get a cable show for being fat fat. I am get parts of my body cut off eventually fat. I’m not handicap parking fat but I’m sexual harrassment if I talk to you fat. Im not get a scooter fat. I am never find pants that fit fat. I'm not live on disability fat. I am live on rejection from women fat. I'm not live on disability fat. I am live on rejection from women fat. I'm not confined to a wheel chair fat. I am confined to a high 3-5 year mortality fat. I have been told by fat people not to call myself fat. Real fatism. Legally I'm not fat. Im a slob, an even lower form of life than your street grade fatso.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6473I know a guy who gets disability because he ate so much that his legs and knees can’t hold him up any more…now he spends his days on the internet bitching about Mexicans taking Americans’ jobs.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 13, 2022 3:49 pm My Dr told me that I need to lose weight. Why do I have to pay to hear something I know. I have been diagnosed... medically fat. I'm not get a cable show for being fat fat. I am get parts of my body cut off eventually fat. I’m not handicap parking fat but I’m sexual harrassment if I talk to you fat. Im not get a scooter fat. I am never find pants that fit fat. I'm not live on disability fat. I am live on rejection from women fat. I'm not live on disability fat. I am live on rejection from women fat. I'm not confined to a wheel chair fat. I am confined to a high 3-5 year mortality fat. I have been told by fat people not to call myself fat. Real fatism. Legally I'm not fat. Im a slob, an even lower form of life than your street grade fatso.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6474Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 14, 2022 9:29 amI know a guy who gets disability because he ate so much that his legs and knees can’t hold him up any more…now he spends his days on the internet bitching about Mexicans taking Americans’ jobs.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 13, 2022 3:49 pm My Dr told me that I need to lose weight. Why do I have to pay to hear something I know. I have been diagnosed... medically fat. I'm not get a cable show for being fat fat. I am get parts of my body cut off eventually fat. I’m not handicap parking fat but I’m sexual harrassment if I talk to you fat. Im not get a scooter fat. I am never find pants that fit fat. I'm not live on disability fat. I am live on rejection from women fat. I'm not live on disability fat. I am live on rejection from women fat. I'm not confined to a wheel chair fat. I am confined to a high 3-5 year mortality fat. I have been told by fat people not to call myself fat. Real fatism. Legally I'm not fat. Im a slob, an even lower form of life than your street grade fatso.
I bet there is a correlation between being able to walk and self esteem.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6475The serpent in the Garden of Eden had higher self-esteem than Adam & Eve combined. THAT is your correlation.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 14, 2022 11:49 amI bet there is a correlation between being able to walk and self esteem.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 14, 2022 9:29 amI know a guy who gets disability because he ate so much that his legs and knees can’t hold him up any more…now he spends his days on the internet bitching about Mexicans taking Americans’ jobs.