Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
6201I was in a hotel and the sheets smelled like Axe Body spray, which apparently means there is also a good chance there are bed bugs in the room.
Them's some sophisticated bedbugs if they're using body spray.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:36 am I was in a hotel and the sheets smelled like Axe Body spray, which apparently means there is also a good chance there are bed bugs in the room.
Defnitely not your run of the mill bugs... they were doing Tiktok dances on my face all night and now I look like one of the Island Boys.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:55 amThem's some sophisticated bedbugs if they're using body spray.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:36 am I was in a hotel and the sheets smelled like Axe Body spray, which apparently means there is also a good chance there are bed bugs in the room.
Which one are you?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 10:19 amDefnitely not your run of the mill bugs... they were doing Tiktok dances on my face all night and now I look like one of the Island Boys.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:55 amThem's some sophisticated bedbugs if they're using body spray.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:36 amI was in a hotel and the sheets smelled like Axe Body spray, which apparently means there is also a good chance there are bed bugs in the room.
BothJMC-STL wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:15 pmWhich one are you?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 10:19 amDefnitely not your run of the mill bugs... they were doing Tiktok dances on my face all night and now I look like one of the Island Boys.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:55 am
Them's some sophisticated bedbugs if they're using body spray.
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You know you're fucked when there's a sign on the wall that reads:CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:31 am Also... never sleep on hotel beds because someone might have pooped on it...I know because I pooped on my hotel bed.
Does "pooped" appeal to a new segment of your target demographic? School's out for summer.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:31 amAlso... never sleep on hotel beds because someone might have pooped on it...I know because I pooped on my hotel bed.
It's only funny until you step in it, then it turns into shit.
Punching the desk clerk at a prison, is a sure way to get a room-mate who will splooge all over you.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:24 pm If you say you are going to stay in a hotel or prison someone will give you their plan for survival.
Hide a shank in your b hole. Don't touch the remote... its covered in splooge. Punch the desk clerk and show them who is boss.
You gotta shank that sploogeTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:18 pmPunching the desk clerk at a prison, is a sure way to get a room-mate who will splooge all over you.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:24 pm If you say you are going to stay in a hotel or prison someone will give you their plan for survival.
Hide a shank in your b hole. Don't touch the remote... its covered in splooge. Punch the desk clerk and show them who is boss.
The apostle Matthew had a speech impediment,,,, Whenever he said Jude, it came out as Dude... and now you know.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:36 pm This pronoun thing is getting out of hand. I have to admit to being a bit confused at the beginning...If someone says their name is Dave... do you start arguing with them about the Biblical definition of Daves? I've been calling people Dude for 40 years and I don't even know what it means.
That's why I ship things UPS ground.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 4:29 pm This is a crazy story
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_E ... Flight_705
A guitar case full of hammers is crazy no matter how you ship itTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 6:23 pmThat's why I ship things UPS ground.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 4:29 pm This is a crazy story
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_E ... Flight_705
Why are you studying hijackers anyway? Have the high gas prices got you searching for cheaper means of transportation?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 11:01 pmA guitar case full of hammers is crazy no matter how you ship itTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 6:23 pmThat's why I ship things UPS ground.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 4:29 pm This is a crazy story
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_E ... Flight_705