Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5903You had to mention Shannon Tweed… now JMC’s gonna catch another EBUG.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5904If GOD made man in his image, that means he really loves farting in elevators and walking away.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5905She hasn't aged well. Must be takin' quite a lickin' from husband Gene Simmons.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 10, 2021 2:16 pmYou had to mention Shannon Tweed… now JMC’s gonna catch another EBUG.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5906Over 50% of Americans do not understand what a bidet does, which means half of the people in this country don't understand how a stream of water works.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5907Lots of skanky snatch out there eh, Capt'n?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 6:55 am Over 50% of Americans do not understand what a bidet does, which means half of the people in this country don't understand how a stream of water works.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5908Was at a show and the subject of bidets was brought up and more than half the audience was confused...and it bothered me. Amereica should be leading the world in clean b-holes...what the hell is wrong with you.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 5:21 pmLots of skanky snatch out there eh, Capt'n?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 6:55 am Over 50% of Americans do not understand what a bidet does, which means half of the people in this country don't understand how a stream of water works.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5909Omigo will be a game changer ... https://myomigo.com/CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 5:29 pmWas at a show and the subject of bidets was brought up and more than half the audience was confused...and it bothered me. Amereica should be leading the world in clean b-holes...what the hell is wrong with you.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 5:21 pmLots of skanky snatch out there eh, Capt'n?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 6:55 amOver 50% of Americans do not understand what a bidet does, which means half of the people in this country don't understand how a stream of water works.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5910Maybe it’s just me, but there’s something fucked up about needing a remote control to take a dump.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 8:24 pmOmigo will be a game changer ... https://myomigo.com/CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 5:29 pmWas at a show and the subject of bidets was brought up and more than half the audience was confused...and it bothered me. Amereica should be leading the world in clean b-holes...what the hell is wrong with you.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5911Use the code LEGION for 10% off your order. Now, let’s get back into it…
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5912She certainly looks pleased with the feature ...Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 10:47 pmMaybe it’s just me, but there’s something fucked up about needing a remote control to take a dump.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 8:24 pmOmigo will be a game changer ... https://myomigo.com/CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2021 5:29 pmWas at a show and the subject of bidets was brought up and more than half the audience was confused...and it bothered me. Amereica should be leading the world in clean b-holes...what the hell is wrong with you.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5913watch "You're The Worst" season 5. gretchen has a "sex toilet" in her office. it's quite amusing.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5914Don't you tell me what to do, you bully!!!T.C. wrote: Wed Dec 15, 2021 10:40 am watch "You're The Worst" season 5. gretchen has a "sex toilet" in her office. it's quite amusing.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5915People hate me...last night playing hockey I complimented someone on a play and he tried to fight me. I said "That was a hockey play" and he starts yelling..."Yours is coming" I can't fucking win. Later in the evening I said "If there was a GOD there would be no bald men and we would all have huge black cocks" and I swear to fuck I could hear a woman trying to get worked up over that, but she couldn't find the angle, so she didnt say anything.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5916There is a GOD....He told me to tell you that your baldness and little dick are his way of telling you what a fuck-up you were in your previous life... He also said to tell you not to expect much more in your next one, either.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 2:27 pm People hate me...last night playing hockey I complimented someone on a play and he tried to fight me. I said "That was a hockey play" and he starts yelling..."Yours is coming" I can't fucking win. Later in the evening I said "If there was a GOD there would be no bald men and we would all have huge black cocks" and I swear to fuck I could hear a woman trying to get worked up over that, but she couldn't find the angle, so she didnt say anything.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5918Edgy. But it's seemingly fortunate with that audience that you moved on quickly from dissing God to admiring the ethnic male's physical endowments. God bless White American audiences!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5919Just wait till there's a black dude in the audience who was a major fuck-up in his previous life.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 9:25 am Edgy. But it's seemingly fortunate with that audience that you moved on quickly from dissing God to admiring the ethnic male's physical endowments. God bless White American audiences!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5920Say hello to my first merch shirt....(technically second...but its not important)
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5921Will you be hawking these @ BNF Suite Night 3.0? What colors & sizes are available? Do you accept food stamps?CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 20, 2021 2:47 pmSay hello to my first merch shirt....(technically second...but its not important)
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5923Make it a camo crop top, and I'll bring my WIC EBT card along.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5924Giving blow jobs to shatter the glass ceiling seems like a funny reason for liberal women to be mad at Nancy ReganJMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 20, 2021 8:15 pmMake it a camo crop top, and I'll bring my WIC EBT card along.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5925On this rare occasion, we are in agreement. With the exception of the spelling of Naughty Nancy's married name.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 23, 2021 5:13 pmGiving blow jobs to shatter the glass ceiling seems like a funny reason for liberal women to be mad at Nancy Regan