"HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING, IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?"CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 11:01 am Thanksgiving is a holiday celebrating how moving to the wilderness and starving to death is better than eating British cooking.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5852In England every food is also a kind of pudding!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 11:17 am"HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING, IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?"CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 11:01 am Thanksgiving is a holiday celebrating how moving to the wilderness and starving to death is better than eating British cooking.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5853It's the only country on Earth where spotted dick isn't treated as a transmissible disease.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 1:00 pmIn England every food is also a kind of pudding!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 11:17 am"HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING, IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?"CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 11:01 amThanksgiving is a holiday celebrating how moving to the wilderness and starving to death is better than eating British cooking.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5854The food in England is so bad...at one point people jumped in a boat and sailed to the part of the map that was sea monstersJMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 1:27 pmIt's the only country on Earth where spotted dick isn't treated as a transmissible disease.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 1:00 pmIn England every food is also a kind of pudding!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 11:17 am
"HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING, IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?"
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5855Those who believed that the world is flat, sailed off into oblivion.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 1:35 pmThe food in England is so bad...at one point people jumped in a boat and sailed to the part of the map that was sea monsters
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5860I don't know what you mean. The audience liked the angle on Thanksgiving and my Granite City roast.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5861Does Granite City actually celebrate Thanksgiving?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 21, 2021 9:31 pmI don't know what you mean. The audience liked the angle on Thanksgiving and my Granite City roast.
P.S. - I viewed the video again at your behest. It seems my first viewing was cut short by some technical difficulty (or a bathroom break). Second view lasted much longer, and it does seem you knocked 'em dead. Sorry I ever doubted the power of an arborist to bring such joy to a bunch of drunken millennials.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5862I was only worried that you might have died in the middle of your review...JMC-STL wrote: Mon Nov 22, 2021 5:04 amDoes Granite City actually celebrate Thanksgiving?
P.S. - I viewed the video again at your behest. It seems my first viewing was cut short by some technical difficulty (or a bathroom break). Second view lasted much longer, and it does seem you knocked 'em dead. Sorry I ever doubted the power of an arborist to bring such joy to a bunch of drunken millennials.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5863Granite City is probably the only city in America named after pots and pans.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Nov 22, 2021 5:04 amDoes Granite City actually celebrate Thanksgiving?
P.S. - I viewed the video again at your behest. It seems my first viewing was cut short by some technical difficulty (or a bathroom break). Second view lasted much longer, and it does seem you knocked 'em dead. Sorry I ever doubted the power of an arborist to bring such joy to a bunch of drunken millennials.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5864Your concern has touched me deeply. Like a proctological exam.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 22, 2021 6:29 amI was only worried that you might have died in the middle of your review...JMC-STL wrote: Mon Nov 22, 2021 5:04 amDoes Granite City actually celebrate Thanksgiving?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 21, 2021 9:31 pmI don't know what you mean. The audience liked the angle on Thanksgiving and my Granite City roast.
P.S. - I viewed the video again at your behest. It seems my first viewing was cut short by some technical difficulty (or a bathroom break). Second view lasted much longer, and it does seem you knocked 'em dead. Sorry I ever doubted the power of an arborist to bring such joy to a bunch of drunken millennials.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5865Strangley enough, this is the first verse to Marvin Gaye's last unwritten song...JMC-STL wrote: Mon Nov 22, 2021 4:27 pmYour concern has touched me deeply. Like a proctological exam.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 22, 2021 6:29 amI was only worried that you might have died in the middle of your review...JMC-STL wrote: Mon Nov 22, 2021 5:04 am
Does Granite City actually celebrate Thanksgiving?
P.S. - I viewed the video again at your behest. It seems my first viewing was cut short by some technical difficulty (or a bathroom break). Second view lasted much longer, and it does seem you knocked 'em dead. Sorry I ever doubted the power of an arborist to bring such joy to a bunch of drunken millennials.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5866Wo-oah, aaaaah, mercy, mercy me.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Nov 24, 2021 12:44 pmStrangley enough, this is the first verse to Marvin Gaye's last unwritten song...
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5867GOD made Earth in seven days...but things broke down quickly...by day three he was doing the Dew....by day six he invented step-mother porn...
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5868The original all you can eat buffet is nature. This week...unlimited rats and squirrels.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5869It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. Especially at the National Dog Show.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 29, 2021 10:26 amThe original all you can eat buffet is nature. This week...unlimited rats and squirrels.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5870"All the world's a buffet, and all the men and boys merely food..."
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5871A homeless shelter is produce row for a cannibal.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 29, 2021 2:21 pm"All the world's a buffet, and all the men and boys merely food..."
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5872Lots of bargains on Saturday!CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:02 pmA homeless shelter is produce row for a cannibal.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 29, 2021 2:21 pm"All the world's a buffet, and all the men and boys merely food..."JMC-STL wrote: Mon Nov 29, 2021 2:01 pm
It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. Especially at the National Dog Show.
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5873If Carl's Jr was a real person he would wear a tank top to Church and think giving his baby dip instead of Lucky Strikes was healthy.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 29, 2021 11:01 pmLots of bargains on Saturday!CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:02 pmA homeless shelter is produce row for a cannibal.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 29, 2021 2:21 pm
"All the world's a buffet, and all the men and boys merely food..."
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5874If Carl's Jr was a real person he would think giving his baby Pepsi instead of Red Bull was being a helicopter parent.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5875If Carl's Jr was a real person he would realize that a starving jackal wouldn't eat his food. He'd change his name to Burger Chef and bring back the Burger Chef menu...the world would be a much better place.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:02 pm If Carl's Jr was a real person he would think giving his baby Pepsi instead of Red Bull was being a helicopter parent.