A real man would cover that dog with horseradish and sauerkraut and find a woman who could handle it.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Sep 08, 2021 1:58 pm I recently quit my job at Oscar Mayer where I was head of RAW DOG research. I stuck my dog in a tainted bun and it turned into a pimento loaf. Currently being treated with mRNA mustard.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5802You're preachin' to the coloratura soprano section of the choir, Rev.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 08, 2021 4:43 pmA real man would cover that dog with horseradish and sauerkraut and find a woman who could handle it.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Sep 08, 2021 1:58 pm I recently quit my job at Oscar Mayer where I was head of RAW DOG research. I stuck my dog in a tainted bun and it turned into a pimento loaf. Currently being treated with mRNA mustard.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5803I was trying to count how many kinds of cults there are and realized...if you aren't in a cult you are probably a loser
Sex, religion, dooms day, Lizard People, Scientology, Financial, Music, Drug...John Birch Society...If you are into something....there is a cult for it
Sex, religion, dooms day, Lizard People, Scientology, Financial, Music, Drug...John Birch Society...If you are into something....there is a cult for it
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5804CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:02 pm I was trying to count how many kinds of cults there are and realized...if you aren't in a cult you are probably a loser
Sex, religion, dooms day, Lizard People, Scientology, Financial, Music, Drug...John Birch Society...If you are into something....there is a cult for it
It's called Facebook.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5805It's also called BNF. They have a recruitment meeting coming up in January.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:35 pmCaptSMRT wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:02 pmI was trying to count how many kinds of cults there are and realized...if you aren't in a cult you are probably a loser
Sex, religion, dooms day, Lizard People, Scientology, Financial, Music, Drug...John Birch Society...If you are into something....there is a cult for it
It's called Facebook.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5806Love will make you do things, write poems, cry, text nudes...love will make you think every song is about you. The truth is love was probably invented by Denny's to sell more breakfast.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5807I am jealous of kids today with their parents who care. When I was growing up a helicopter parent was someone who swung the belt above their head when they beat you. My parents watched FOX news!!! I didn't get normal books when I was a kid....like Tarzan or Lord of the Flies. I had to read Terry Potter. Terry was a truck driving wizard who cast spells to pay for hookers and penicillin, he was rugged and from Canada.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5808fox didn't exist when you were a kid. stop lying. the rest is great.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5809"Love means never having to say you're sorry".... That bullshit won't get you into HeavenCaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 14, 2021 11:19 am Love will make you do things, write poems, cry, text nudes...love will make you think every song is about you. The truth is love was probably invented by Denny's to sell more breakfast.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5810The Cap'n is a lot older than he looks. His disciplined exercise routine & regimented dietary practices are the keys to his fabulous physique & lady killer looks.T.C. wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:10 pmfox didn't exist when you were a kid. stop lying. the rest is great.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5811It did when I was in high school!!!T.C. wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:10 pm fox didn't exist when you were a kid. stop lying. the rest is great.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5812You can't teach good looks like these...JMC-STL wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:53 pmThe Cap'n is a lot older than he looks. His disciplined exercise routine & regimented dietary practices are the keys to his fabulous physique & lady killer looks.T.C. wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:10 pmfox didn't exist when you were a kid. stop lying. the rest is great.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5813I can't erase them from my retinas, either.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Sep 17, 2021 7:18 amYou can't teach good looks like these...JMC-STL wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:53 pmThe Cap'n is a lot older than he looks. His disciplined exercise routine & regimented dietary practices are the keys to his fabulous physique & lady killer looks.T.C. wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:10 pmfox didn't exist when you were a kid. stop lying. the rest is great.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5815Wait the fuck just a minute... you're being hosted by a guy who wrote a book called "Don’t Wear Shorts on Stage"... and you're gonna be wearing shorts on stage???
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5818One time Jagr climbed to the top of Mt Everest with no oxygen and wearing flip flops. His exposed penis touched a climber who died in 1963 and they came back to life. When he reached the top of the mighty peak he said...it's not bad up here and he walked back down to the town below and impregnated the entire population of Nepal. Many songs were sung that day, my friend.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5819Bigfoot fucked him .CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 19, 2021 1:45 pm One time Jagr climbed to the top of Mt Everest with no oxygen and wearing flip flops. His exposed penis touched a climber who died in 1963 and they came back to life. When he reached the top of the mighty peak he said...it's not bad up here and he walked back down to the town below and impregnated the entire population of Nepal. Many songs were sung that day, my friend.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5820The Cap'n is having a positive influence on The Rev. They both workshop their material a month early.