And if he can fuck her from a social distance, she's one lucky bitch.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:21 pmIf she calls you fat while you're social distancing, she's a mean bitch.... If she calls you fat while you're fucking her, she's just trying to breathe.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:21 amThings are tough all over...she looked like a housewife to me.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5752Uh..... you’ve seen the Capt’n, right?JMC-STL wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 4:35 pmAnd if he can fuck her from a social distance, she's one lucky bitch.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:21 pmIf she calls you fat while you're social distancing, she's a mean bitch.... If she calls you fat while you're fucking her, she's just trying to breathe.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:21 am
Things are tough all over...she looked like a housewife to me.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5753Not from that angle.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 5:59 pmUh..... you’ve seen the Capt’n, right?JMC-STL wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 4:35 pmAnd if he can fuck her from a social distance, she's one lucky bitch.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:21 pmIf she calls you fat while you're social distancing, she's a mean bitch.... If she calls you fat while you're fucking her, she's just trying to breathe.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5754I have incredible flexibility...JMC-STL wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 7:00 pmNot from that angle.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 5:59 pmUh..... you’ve seen the Capt’n, right?JMC-STL wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 4:35 pm
And if he can fuck her from a social distance, she's one lucky bitch.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5755Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5756When JMC was a mere lad, he hired a prostitute to teach him all about sex. She told him that the first thing he needed to know was called "69". They got naked, and she got him into position, and they began the lesson. Just as things were progressing, she ripped a huge fart right in his face. Poor JMC came up choking and gasping for air... she told him to never mind that and to get back to business. They start going at, and once again, she ripped another huge fart right in his face. At that point JMC got up and started getting dressed. "Where are you going? We're just getting started." she said.... and JMC answered back "Lady, if you think i'm going through 67 more of those, you're crazy!"
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5758Life is filled with trial and tribulations...around every corner...there is a trial and a tribulation....a homeless man told me that once...then when I walked around the corner...he robbed me, thus proving his point.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5759Sounds like you skipped the trial & went straight for the tribulations.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5760Last night at the club I got people to renounce Jesus, and join my cult. Hope your Saturday was as productive.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5761What's so productive about what YOU did? All of your new cult members are gonna demand wine & crackers at meetings, and holidays off.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 9:57 amLast night at the club I got people to renounce Jesus, and join my cult. Hope your Saturday was as productive.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5762Both of them?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 9:57 am Last night at the club I got people to renounce Jesus, and join my cult. Hope your Saturday was as productive.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5763About 30 per night...they enjoyed the show...there were plenty of old people too.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 11:22 amBoth of them?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 9:57 am Last night at the club I got people to renounce Jesus, and join my cult. Hope your Saturday was as productive.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5764Yeah, waiting for the wine & crackers to be served. And seeing if they need COVID booster shots. Or at your shows, a dose of penicillin.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 1:08 pmAbout 30 per night...they enjoyed the show...there were plenty of old people too.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 11:22 amBoth of them?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 9:57 amLast night at the club I got people to renounce Jesus, and join my cult. Hope your Saturday was as productive.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5765You have the O'Fallon MO crowd all mixed up with someone else...at the begining of the show last night some really old guy....older than you, if you can believe it...he shamed me for saying hell instead of heck. I got him to pledge alliegence to my cult. Who is winning?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5766The Charles Manson Comedy TourCaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 3:49 pmYou have the O'Fallon MO crowd all mixed up with someone else...at the begining of the show last night some really old guy....older than you, if you can believe it...he shamed me for saying hell instead of heck. I got him to pledge alliegence to my cult. Who is winning?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5767Manson was a tourist...he never got over with the boys from San Quentin. Jim Jones had a good idea, he took it too far though.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 4:45 pmThe Charles Manson Comedy TourCaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 3:49 pmYou have the O'Fallon MO crowd all mixed up with someone else...at the begining of the show last night some really old guy....older than you, if you can believe it...he shamed me for saying hell instead of heck. I got him to pledge alliegence to my cult. Who is winning?JMC-STL wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 1:30 pm
Yeah, waiting for the wine & crackers to be served. And seeing if they need COVID booster shots. Or at your shows, a dose of penicillin.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5768So I see you've subscribed to one of those MasterClass on-line lecture series that pandemic living has made so popular. I took the Minnie Pearl/Lenny Bruce class. Left me in stitches - in a very conflicted sorta way.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 5:13 pmManson was a tourist...he never got over with the boys from San Quentin. Jim Jones had a good idea, he took it too far though.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 4:45 pmThe Charles Manson Comedy TourCaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 3:49 pmYou have the O'Fallon MO crowd all mixed up with someone else...at the begining of the show last night some really old guy....older than you, if you can believe it...he shamed me for saying hell instead of heck. I got him to pledge alliegence to my cult. Who is winning?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5769Your Wheat Thins and Thunderbird might work down on Arsenal Street, but they don't compare to the Jerk Wings and Blue Margaritas at TDC.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 5:36 pmSo I see you've subscribed to one of those MasterClass on-line lecture series that pandemic living has made so popular. I took the Minnie Pearl/Lenny Bruce class. Left me in stitches - in a very conflicted sorta way.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 5:13 pmManson was a tourist...he never got over with the boys from San Quentin. Jim Jones had a good idea, he took it too far though.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5770Oooo, goody. Let the 21st Century Crusades begin! See if you two can draw the Taliban into it, at least long enough for me to cash out of my Kabul REIT with a few puls left.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 5:53 pmYour Wheat Thins and Thunderbird might work down on Arsenal Street, but they don't compare to the Jerk Wings and Blue Margaritas at TDC.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 5:36 pmSo I see you've subscribed to one of those MasterClass on-line lecture series that pandemic living has made so popular. I took the Minnie Pearl/Lenny Bruce class. Left me in stitches - in a very conflicted sorta way.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 5:13 pmManson was a tourist...he never got over with the boys from San Quentin. Jim Jones had a good idea, he took it too far though.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5771I have been told by so many people that I suck and I am terrible...and I should quit....but never by people in the audience...especially lately more and more people come up to me after the show and shake my hand and tell me I made their night. I work with a bunch of people who hate me because I have a degree in the field they are working in and they have patronage jobs. I belong working in Forestry and one of the reasons I don't leave is I hate letting morons win. Two years ago I proved they were not following the MSS data for application of a pesticide and it was an uphill battle until the Mayor changed...they were trying to fire me for doing what is right. There is also the hockey in me that won't stay down and loves getting back up after a hit and smiling in their faces. I know the difference between someone who really hates me and one who I helped feel better about themselves. All I can think is the people who do hate me have some other motivation, because all I ever do is try to help people...whether at work or in the real world.
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5772The Hallmark Channel called. They want to turn your life into a made-for-people-with-low-self-esteem movie. They'll pay you scale for your consulting, and give you a very small share of the residuals. And you'll be grateful for it, damn it.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5773You wanna know who hates you??? Homeless people and hobos... you blame them for everything, when it ,very well, could have been a wall street executive who held you up and stole your watch. These are trying times. And another thing... forming cults is mine and Calvin's department.... stay in your lane.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 17, 2021 7:30 am I have been told by so many people that I suck and I am terrible...and I should quit....but never by people in the audience...especially lately more and more people come up to me after the show and shake my hand and tell me I made their night. I work with a bunch of people who hate me because I have a degree in the field they are working in and they have patronage jobs. I belong working in Forestry and one of the reasons I don't leave is I hate letting morons win. Two years ago I proved they were not following the MSS data for application of a pesticide and it was an uphill battle until the Mayor changed...they were trying to fire me for doing what is right. There is also the hockey in me that won't stay down and loves getting back up after a hit and smiling in their faces. I know the difference between someone who really hates me and one who I helped feel better about themselves. All I can think is the people who do hate me have some other motivation, because all I ever do is try to help people...whether at work or in the real world.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5774I reckon The Cap'n is gonna have dibs on the wave of Afghan refugees headed to South St. Louis. Maybe you can have the Taliban defectors - they seem like a fun bunch ...Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 17, 2021 10:09 am... And another thing... forming cults is mine and Calvin's department.... stay in your lane.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5775The forestry program in Afghanistan leaves a lot to be desired... maybe the Capt’n can put them back on the right track.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Aug 17, 2021 2:44 pmI reckon The Cap'n is gonna have dibs on the wave of Afghan refugees headed to South St. Louis. Maybe you can have the Taliban defectors - they seem like a fun bunch ...Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Aug 17, 2021 10:09 am... And another thing... forming cults is mine and Calvin's department.... stay in your lane.