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CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:57 am When people move to Mars...it wont be long before crime follows...murder, rape...etc...
Why we never went back to the moon..? Neil Armstrong almost got car jacked.
That big red circle on Jupiter...is really a doorbell camera
The reason for not going back to the moon, is that the Egyptians were already there.... when you call to complain about your cell-phone or television service, that's who you're talking to.

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Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 9:12 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:57 am When people move to Mars...it wont be long before crime follows...murder, rape...etc...
Why we never went back to the moon..? Neil Armstrong almost got car jacked.
That big red circle on Jupiter...is really a doorbell camera
The reason for not going back to the moon, is that the Egyptians were already there.... when you call to complain about your cell-phone or television service, that's who you're talking to.
DSOTM.JPG
If there were people on the Moon when we got there we would have killed them and taken their land.

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CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 10:32 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 9:12 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:57 am When people move to Mars...it wont be long before crime follows...murder, rape...etc...
Why we never went back to the moon..? Neil Armstrong almost got car jacked.
That big red circle on Jupiter...is really a doorbell camera
The reason for not going back to the moon, is that the Egyptians were already there.... when you call to complain about your cell-phone or television service, that's who you're talking to.
DSOTM.JPG
If there were people on the Moon when we got there we would have killed them and taken their land.
Next time you're on the line waiting forever to talk with a phone or TV rep, in BFE remember who told you so.

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JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:45 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:35 pmIf Pilate had challenged Jesus to a Nintendo Match, it would have been his ass up on that cross.
Which puts me to wondering ... If Jesus had taken up pilates as a hobby instead of shuffling around the Midde East for 33 years, would the Roman soldier have still been able to pierce His side with that lance?
R.S.
"Hey, up there, are you dead?"
J.C.
"You're gonna look real funny with that lance stickin' out of your ass."

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JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:45 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:35 pmIf Pilate had challenged Jesus to a Nintendo Match, it would have been his ass up on that cross.
Which puts me to wondering ... If Jesus had taken up pilates as a hobby instead of shuffling around the Midde East for 33 years, would the Roman soldier have still been able to pierce His side with that lance?

Technically Jesus invented Cross Fit

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CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 7:03 am
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:45 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:35 pmIf Pilate had challenged Jesus to a Nintendo Match, it would have been his ass up on that cross.
Which puts me to wondering ... If Jesus had taken up pilates as a hobby instead of shuffling around the Midde East for 33 years, would the Roman soldier have still been able to pierce His side with that lance?
Technically Jesus invented Cross Fit
Can we get Jesus and this Beachbody PiYo bitch in a celebrity death match? Chalene needs to be knocked down a peg or six.

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On the old internet...conspiracy theories were better...you could find plans for a Nazi space submarine on geocities any day of the week...the faces on Mars were real...Lizard people were still in the shadows...and Bill Clinton was responsible for everything that went wrong in the world...(that one is still true)