Probably not even a permit.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5553You've lost weight, Cap'n, congratulations. I hope it doesn't affect your timing.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5554I appreciate the compliment. I am sure giving it took ten years off of your life.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:28 am You've lost weight, Cap'n, congratulations. I hope it doesn't affect your timing.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5556JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:28 am You've lost weight, Cap'n, congratulations. I hope it doesn't affect your timing.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5557I'm on fireTurk Sanderson wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 8:01 pm.jpgJMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:28 am You've lost weight, Cap'n, congratulations. I hope it doesn't affect your timing.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5558CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 12:46 amI'm on fireTurk Sanderson wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 8:01 pm.jpgJMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:28 amYou've lost weight, Cap'n, congratulations. I hope it doesn't affect your timing.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5561You need some celeb power to support your Church of The Unholy-whatever, Rev. I suggest you make a play for the "Cash Me Ou'side" girl of former Dr. Phil fame, who is all grown up now AND a millionaire rapper.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5562I don’t think she’d be too hot of a ticket up here in Macoupin... even if she could rap Willie Nelson songs... I could get her into heaven, though....for a pretty decent price.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 4:18 pm You need some celeb power to support your Church of The Unholy-whatever, Rev. I suggest you make a play for the "Cash Me Ou'side" girl of former Dr. Phil fame, who is all grown up now AND a millionaire rapper.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5563She sure is having the last laugh on everyone.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 5:23 pmI don’t think she’d be too hot of a ticket up here in Macoupin... even if she could rap Willie Nelson songs... I could get her into heaven, though....for a pretty decent price.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 4:18 pm You need some celeb power to support your Church of The Unholy-whatever, Rev. I suggest you make a play for the "Cash Me Ou'side" girl of former Dr. Phil fame, who is all grown up now AND a millionaire rapper.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5564...'till she gets shot. Rappers have a lower life expectancy than Mayflies.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:48 pmShe sure is having the last laugh on everyone.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 5:23 pmI don’t think she’d be too hot of a ticket up here in Macoupin... even if she could rap Willie Nelson songs... I could get her into heaven, though....for a pretty decent price.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 4:18 pm You need some celeb power to support your Church of The Unholy-whatever, Rev. I suggest you make a play for the "Cash Me Ou'side" girl of former Dr. Phil fame, who is all grown up now AND a millionaire rapper.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5565Shit....she isn't really a rapperTurk Sanderson wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 10:27 pm...'till she gets shot. Rappers have a lower life expectancy than Mayflies.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:48 pmShe sure is having the last laugh on everyone.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 5:23 pm
I don’t think she’d be too hot of a ticket up here in Macoupin... even if she could rap Willie Nelson songs... I could get her into heaven, though....for a pretty decent price.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5566But she HAS to be a rapper. She's already fallen off all of the other lower rungs of alt-pop culture. Unless you want her to join BNF. Or maybe The Asylum.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:04 amShit....she isn't really a rapperTurk Sanderson wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 10:27 pm...'till she gets shot. Rappers have a lower life expectancy than Mayflies.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5567Rap beefs aren't what they used to be anyway. The most popular rapper now...Nas X...he doesn't seem like the killing type.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:31 amBut she HAS to be a rapper. She's already fallen off all of the other lower rungs of alt-pop culture. Unless you want her to join BNF. Or maybe The Asylum.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:04 amShit....she isn't really a rapperTurk Sanderson wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 10:27 pm
...'till she gets shot. Rappers have a lower life expectancy than Mayflies.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5568If Megan Thee Stallion can lose a toenail or two, surely Bhad Bhabie can claim a rightful spot in Rapper Heaven to prove Rev's point.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:34 amRap beefs aren't what they used to be anyway. The most popular rapper now...Nas X...he doesn't seem like the killing type.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5569A baby with three dicks was recently born in Iraq. I guess this is GOD's way of making up for George Bush. What would this baby's gender be...Superman? One dicked people...your days are numbered.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5570Putin will never be okay with this.... he'll sew three more dicks onto a Russian zygote and name it четыре пениса путин.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:04 pm A baby with three dicks was recently born in Iraq. I guess this is GOD's way of making up for George Bush. What would this baby's gender be...Superman? One dicked people...your days are numbered.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5571Russia will be the first country to send a baby with four dicks into space.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:43 pmPutin will never be okay with this.... he'll sew three more dicks onto a Russian zygote and name it четыре пениса путин.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:04 pm A baby with three dicks was recently born in Iraq. I guess this is GOD's way of making up for George Bush. What would this baby's gender be...Superman? One dicked people...your days are numbered.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5572If he gets the corresponding testicles, he'll be an octonut.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 10:18 pmRussia will be the first country to send a baby with four dicks into space.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:43 pmPutin will never be okay with this.... he'll sew three more dicks onto a Russian zygote and name it четыре пениса путин.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:04 pm A baby with three dicks was recently born in Iraq. I guess this is GOD's way of making up for George Bush. What would this baby's gender be...Superman? One dicked people...your days are numbered.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5573This may get mixed reviews at your next Trans gig.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:04 pmA baby with three dicks was recently born in Iraq. I guess this is GOD's way of making up for George Bush. What would this baby's gender be...Superman? One dicked people...your days are numbered.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5574This is a trans-positive bit...a baby with three dicks demolishes the binary gender model.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Apr 07, 2021 6:58 amThis may get mixed reviews at your next Trans gig.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:04 pmA baby with three dicks was recently born in Iraq. I guess this is GOD's way of making up for George Bush. What would this baby's gender be...Superman? One dicked people...your days are numbered.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5575I meant the gig when YOU are the cross-dresser.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:09 amThis is a trans-positive bit...a baby with three dicks demolishes the binary gender model.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Apr 07, 2021 6:58 amThis may get mixed reviews at your next Trans gig.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:04 pmA baby with three dicks was recently born in Iraq. I guess this is GOD's way of making up for George Bush. What would this baby's gender be...Superman? One dicked people...your days are numbered.