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Pick one

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 7:13 am
by CaptSMRT
Unlimited soup from Olive Garden for life...or be Bigfoot for one day?

Re: Pick one

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:44 am
by JMC-STL
c. Sign up Bigfoot & Rev. Turk for the Bottomless-Soup-Tureen-for-Two @ OG. Then be Ron Finger for a day, as punishment for getting those two hooked on Italian Wedding Soup.

Re: Pick one

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 7:49 pm
by Ozzies09tc
as one doesnt exist, doesnt this skew the hypothetical?

Re: Pick one

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:35 pm
by CaptSMRT
Ozzies09tc wrote: Fri Oct 25, 2019 7:49 pm as one doesnt exist, doesnt this skew the hypothetical?
You could be the truck.

Re: Pick one

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:36 pm
by Ozzies09tc
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:35 pm
Ozzies09tc wrote: Fri Oct 25, 2019 7:49 pm as one doesnt exist, doesnt this skew the hypothetical?
You could be the truck.
Tonka or Mattell??

Re: Pick one

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 12:49 am
by CaptSMRT
Ozzies09tc wrote: Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:36 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:35 pm
Ozzies09tc wrote: Fri Oct 25, 2019 7:49 pm as one doesnt exist, doesnt this skew the hypothetical?
You could be the truck.
Tonka or Mattell??
1974 Ford F-250

Re: Pick one

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 3:45 pm
by Ozzies09tc
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Oct 26, 2019 12:49 am
Ozzies09tc wrote: Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:36 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:35 pm

You could be the truck.
Tonka or Mattell??
1974 Ford F-250
So not running and on cinder blocks?

Or rusted body and looks like hot garbage but still runs strong as an ox....ill take it

Re: Pick one

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 1:42 am
by CaptSMRT
Who is the best actor of all time?

Re: Pick one

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:00 am
by JMC-STL
Choices? You busted the theme. Which is nothing at all like you bustin' a rhyme.

Re: Pick one

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:44 am
by NHLTIM
Unlimited Soup and salad at olive garden every day is my goal for retirement.....I ain't lying either. I'm gonna be there M-F for lunch.

Re: Pick one

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 12:38 pm
by JMC-STL
NHLTIM wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:44 amUnlimited Soup and salad at olive garden every day is my goal for retirement.....I ain't lying either. I'm gonna be there M-F for lunch.
Be sure to write the book about your experiences BEFORE you choke on your 10,000th breadstick of the first month, or die of a massive coronary after your 100th bowl of Pasta e Fagioli. Your family will need the money to afford the jumbo sized casket, or the crematorium's extra fee for processing morbidly obese bodies whose fat can cause a runaway reaction in the furnace. Consult The Cap'n for other tips.

Re: Pick one

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 1:38 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2019 1:42 am Who is the best actor of all time?
Mrs. JMC

Re: Pick one

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 4:08 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2019 1:38 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2019 1:42 amWho is the best actor of all time?
Mrs. JMC
That's very magnanimous of you, Rev. But she's perfectly happy being the perennial winner of the Best Director of a Situational Comedy award.

Re: Pick one

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:32 pm
by NHLTIM
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2019 12:38 pm
NHLTIM wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:44 amUnlimited Soup and salad at olive garden every day is my goal for retirement.....I ain't lying either. I'm gonna be there M-F for lunch.
Be sure to write the book about your experiences BEFORE you choke on your 10,000th breadstick of the first month, or die of a massive coronary after your 100th bowl of Pasta e Fagioli. Your family will need the money to afford the jumbo sized casket, or the crematorium's extra fee for processing morbidly obese bodies whose fat can cause a runaway reaction in the furnace. Consult The Cap'n for other tips.
You forgot to add those little $2 shooter deserts. I’ll probably die of a massive coronary before I retire anyway. Love me some pasta fagiolli

Re: Pick one

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:55 pm
by CaptSMRT
NHLTIM wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:44 am Unlimited Soup and salad at olive garden every day is my goal for retirement.....I ain't lying either. I'm gonna be there M-F for lunch.
I could eat Pasta e fagioli every day and be happy.

Re: Pick one

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 10:23 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:55 pm
NHLTIM wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:44 am Unlimited Soup and salad at olive garden every day is my goal for retirement.....I ain't lying either. I'm gonna be there M-F for lunch.
I could eat Pasta e fagioli every day and be happy.
Love the food, hate the restaurant... you can be the first two there, when the doors open in the morning...no other customers in the entire place, and the woman at the check in will tell you "Looks like there's going to be about a twenty minute wait, until a table becomes available... just have a seat over there... would you like me to call a waitress, so that you can order some wine while you wait?"
Fuck that place.

Re: Pick one

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:44 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:55 pm
NHLTIM wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:44 amUnlimited Soup and salad at olive garden every day is my goal for retirement.....I ain't lying either. I'm gonna be there M-F for lunch.
I could eat Pasta e fagioli every day and be happy.
Then you could start calling yourself "grasso" and confuse your hecklers.

Re: Pick one

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:02 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:44 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:55 pm
NHLTIM wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:44 amUnlimited Soup and salad at olive garden every day is my goal for retirement.....I ain't lying either. I'm gonna be there M-F for lunch.
I could eat Pasta e fagioli every day and be happy.
Then you could start calling yourself "grasso" and confuse your hecklers.
Tom Hanks is not a good actor.

Re: Pick one

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:44 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:02 pmTom Hanks is not a good actor.
Oh, come now. Who else could talk to a volleyball for 2 hours? Besides Rev. Turk during a Sunday sermon, that is.

Re: Pick one

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 8:00 am
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:44 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:02 pmTom Hanks is not a good actor.
Oh, come now. Who else could talk to a volleyball for 2 hours? Besides Rev. Turk during a Sunday sermon, that is.
Wow, JMC...while you are experiencing some hair loss, I wouldn't quite say that you are at the volleyball stage yet.