CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 1:53 pm
On the old internet...conspiracy theories were better...you could find plans for a Nazi space submarine on geocities any day of the week...the faces on Mars were real...Lizard people were still in the shadows...and Bill Clinton was responsible for everything that went wrong in the world...(that one is still true)
The secrets of the universe are locked up in the DNA of Bigfoot.... that's why God hates him, and keeps trying to kill him.
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 1:53 pm
On the old internet...conspiracy theories were better...you could find plans for a Nazi space submarine on geocities any day of the week...the faces on Mars were real...Lizard people were still in the shadows...and Bill Clinton was responsible for everything that went wrong in the world...(that one is still true)
The secrets of the universe are locked up in the DNA of Bigfoot.... that's why God hates him, and keeps trying to kill him.
Bigfoot was booked on TWA flight 800, but canceled last minute
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 1:53 pm
On the old internet...conspiracy theories were better...you could find plans for a Nazi space submarine on geocities any day of the week...the faces on Mars were real...Lizard people were still in the shadows...and Bill Clinton was responsible for everything that went wrong in the world...(that one is still true)
The secrets of the universe are locked up in the DNA of Bigfoot.... that's why God hates him, and keeps trying to kill him.
Bigfoot was booked on TWA flight 800, but canceled last minute
He stopped by the Bowling Green, Mo Walmart Friday night to shoplift some Hartz Mountain Flea and Tick Shampoo.. when he came out, God sent millions of lightning bolts his way... instead of heading South and East, where the lightning was heading, he went North. You don't live to be his age, without being able to dodge God's lightning storms.
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:22 pmThe secrets of the universe are locked up in the DNA of Bigfoot.... that's why God hates him, and keeps trying to kill him.
Bigfoot was booked on TWA flight 800, but canceled last minute
He stopped by the Bowling Green, Mo Walmart Friday night to shoplift some Hartz Mountain Flea and Tick Shampoo.. when he came out, God sent millions of lightning bolts his way... instead of heading South and East, where the lightning was heading, he went North. You don't live to be his age, without being able to dodge God's lightning storms.
I thought Bigfoot was the Greeter @ the Bowling Green Walmart. I guess his employee discount just wasn't enough for him, what with inflationary pressures on HBA products.
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:45 pm
Bigfoot was booked on TWA flight 800, but canceled last minute
He stopped by the Bowling Green, Mo Walmart Friday night to shoplift some Hartz Mountain Flea and Tick Shampoo.. when he came out, God sent millions of lightning bolts his way... instead of heading South and East, where the lightning was heading, he went North. You don't live to be his age, without being able to dodge God's lightning storms.
I thought Bigfoot was the Greeter @ the Bowling Green Walmart. I guess his employee discount just wasn't enough for him, what with inflationary pressures on HBA products.
He just wears that blue vest, and hangs around the front door hoping to pick up chicks... he does better down 67 highway, though.
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 4:28 pm
He stopped by the Bowling Green, Mo Walmart Friday night to shoplift some Hartz Mountain Flea and Tick Shampoo.. when he came out, God sent millions of lightning bolts his way... instead of heading South and East, where the lightning was heading, he went North. You don't live to be his age, without being able to dodge God's lightning storms.
I thought Bigfoot was the Greeter @ the Bowling Green Walmart. I guess his employee discount just wasn't enough for him, what with inflationary pressures on HBA products.
He just wears that blue vest, and hangs around the front door hoping to pick up chicks... he does better down 67 highway, though.
Bigfoot might be a myth, but he charges $20 for a bar of his soap...that son of a bitch!!!!
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 9:11 pm
I thought Bigfoot was the Greeter @ the Bowling Green Walmart. I guess his employee discount just wasn't enough for him, what with inflationary pressures on HBA products.
He just wears that blue vest, and hangs around the front door hoping to pick up chicks... he does better down 67 highway, though.
Bigfoot might be a myth, but he charges $20 for a bar of his soap...that son of a bitch!!!!
Down on 67, if a man finds out that Bigfoot fucked his old lady, he considers himself lucky, and brags about it to all his friends.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:55 pm
by CaptSMRT
People say Jesus is white because Christians are racist. I don't think that is accurate. Jesus is white because his dad invented racism. Am I wrong?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:11 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:55 pm
People say Jesus is white because Christians are racist. I don't think that is accurate. Jesus is white because his dad invented racism. Am I wrong?
His dad sure hates Bigfoot, who’s half black. He flooded the planet to kill off the rest of the Bigfoot’s. We’ve all seen what happens when Bigfoot starts hanging out in Grafton.
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:55 pm
People say Jesus is white because Christians are racist. I don't think that is accurate. Jesus is white because his dad invented racism. Am I wrong?
His dad sure hates Bigfoot, who’s half black. He flooded the planet to kill off the rest of the Bigfoot’s. We’ve all seen what happens when Bigfoot starts hanging out in Grafton.
Is Bigfoot Meghan Markle's real father? He'd be a better role model than Thomas Markle has been.
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:55 pm
People say Jesus is white because Christians are racist. I don't think that is accurate. Jesus is white because his dad invented racism. Am I wrong?
His dad sure hates Bigfoot, who’s half black. He flooded the planet to kill off the rest of the Bigfoot’s. We’ve all seen what happens when Bigfoot starts hanging out in Grafton.
Is Bigfoot Meghan Markle's real father? He'd be a better role model than Thomas Markle has been.
She'd be better off in the wild, than to have to put up with them snooties.
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:42 am
by CaptSMRT
The government always said Weed was a gateway drug and they were right...now the Government is addicted to weed.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:24 am
by CaptSMRT
The Government has changed its propaganda....Uncle Sam Wants You...to Smoke Weed!!! Help the War Effort Do More Dabs!!! The Army had changed its slogan to Weed All that you can Weed...they smoke more before 9am than most people do all day.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2021 11:06 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:24 am
The Government has changed its propaganda....Uncle Sam Wants You...to Smoke Weed!!! Help the War Effort Do More Dabs!!! The Army had changed its slogan to Weed All that you can Weed...they smoke more before 9am than most people do all day.
"We're looking for a few good hippies."
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 6:48 pm
by JMC-STL
So how long before your church has a storeroom full of expired tubes of this stuff, Rev?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:18 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 6:48 pm
So how long before your church has a storeroom full of expired tubes of this stuff, Rev?
You had to post that just when the peaches are coming in, didn’t you?
Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:18 pmYou had to post that just when the peaches are coming in, didn’t you?
Consider it a pubic service announcement. And that's no typo.
Brown and Crouppen have already filed the paperwork.
I'm not worried, the State will assign me a pubic defender.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:00 pm
by CaptSMRT
A lady called me fat last week and I was so happy she didnt say anything about the vaccine I hugged her. I stole her wallet too, but that isn't my point. We made a connection. I flipped her off, but she was a nice lady.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:05 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:00 pm
A lady called me fat last week and I was so happy she didnt say anything about the vaccine I hugged her. I stole her wallet too, but that isn't my point. We made a connection. I flipped her off, but she was a nice lady.
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:00 pm
A lady called me fat last week and I was so happy she didnt say anything about the vaccine I hugged her. I stole her wallet too, but that isn't my point. We made a connection. I flipped her off, but she was a nice lady.
That was her dummy wallet full of Corona Virus.
No viruses...it had some bandages, Oral Gel, Magnum condoms, and pills wrapped in Camel Cash
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:00 pm
A lady called me fat last week and I was so happy she didnt say anything about the vaccine I hugged her. I stole her wallet too, but that isn't my point. We made a connection. I flipped her off, but she was a nice lady.
That was her dummy wallet full of Corona Virus.
No viruses...it had some bandages, Oral Gel, Magnum condoms, and pills wrapped in Camel Cash
No viruses...it had some bandages, Oral Gel, Magnum condoms, and pills wrapped in Camel Cash
So you rolled a hooker...way to go Capt'n
Things are tough all over...she looked like a housewife to me.
If she calls you fat while you're social distancing, she's a mean bitch.... If she calls you fat while you're fucking her, she's just trying to breathe.