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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 6:58 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote:
Thu Apr 29, 2021 6:17 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed Apr 28, 2021 3:46 pm
JMC-STL wrote:
Wed Apr 28, 2021 7:09 am


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Make that an NFT and you can buy Australia
But who would want to?
True. I plan on never finding out what I am missing by never going there.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:31 pm
by CaptSMRT
Korean Air Lines Flight 007
The destruction of Korean Air Lines Flight 007 by Soviet jets in 1983 has long drawn the interest of conspiracy theorists. The theories range from allegations of a planned espionage mission, to a US government cover-up, to the consumption of the passengers' remains by giant crabs.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:11 pm
by JMC-STL
Flight 007..........Double-O-Seven..........where do I know that number from..........?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:27 pm
by Turk Sanderson
GREAT NEWS!!! The Doe Run Mining Co. has reached an agreement with The National Funeral Directors Association, and The National Association of Medical Examiners to start reclaiming lead and other metals extracted from dead rappers... The Ozarks may be saved after all!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 1:17 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote:
Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:11 pm
Flight 007..........Double-O-Seven..........where do I know that number from..........?
You know someone on that flight was really excited to be on the James Bond Express!!! Until they saw that MiG-21

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 1:18 pm
by CaptSMRT

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 2:45 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 1:17 pm
JMC-STL wrote:
Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:11 pm
Flight 007..........Double-O-Seven..........where do I know that number from..........?
You know someone on that flight was really excited to be on the James Bond Express!!! Until they saw that MiG-21
Actually, it was an Su-15 interceptor. But who's counting?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 6:44 am
by CaptSMRT
Biden wants to ban menthol cigs because black people like them. If only there was a word to describe singling out a group of people by race for a specific judgement. I think it is about time...mint flavor is up to no good. I hope he takes out York Peppermint patties next....you know they're hiding something.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 9:10 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 6:44 am
Biden wants to ban menthol cigs because black people like them. If only there was a word to describe singling out a group of people by race for a specific judgement. I think it is about time...mint flavor is up to no good. I hope he takes out York Peppermint patties next....you know they're hiding something.
Both products are in on the conspiracy with Junior Mints ...


Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 11:42 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 9:10 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 6:44 am
Biden wants to ban menthol cigs because black people like them. If only there was a word to describe singling out a group of people by race for a specific judgement. I think it is about time...mint flavor is up to no good. I hope he takes out York Peppermint patties next....you know they're hiding something.
Both products are in on the conspiracy with Junior Mints ...

A Junior Mint is nothing but a York Peppermint Patty with low self-esteem

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 11:43 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 6:44 am
Biden wants to ban menthol cigs because black people like them. If only there was a word to describe singling out a group of people by race for a specific judgement. I think it is about time...mint flavor is up to no good. I hope he takes out York Peppermint patties next....you know they're hiding something.
Damn... I better start buying up some Sweet Lucy and Night Train before he gets them too! :o

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 12:46 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 11:43 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 6:44 am
Biden wants to ban menthol cigs because black people like them. If only there was a word to describe singling out a group of people by race for a specific judgement. I think it is about time...mint flavor is up to no good. I hope he takes out York Peppermint patties next....you know they're hiding something.
Damn... I better start buying up some Sweet Lucy and Night Train before he gets them too! :o
Biden is against menthols and I support him. My step dad, Terry smoked Newports. Let me tell ya...those sting extra when someone puts one out on you, brother.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 1:18 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 12:46 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 11:43 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 6:44 am
Biden wants to ban menthol cigs because black people like them. If only there was a word to describe singling out a group of people by race for a specific judgement. I think it is about time...mint flavor is up to no good. I hope he takes out York Peppermint patties next....you know they're hiding something.
Damn... I better start buying up some Sweet Lucy and Night Train before he gets them too! :o
Biden is against menthols and I support him. My step dad, Terry smoked Newports. Let me tell ya...those sting extra when someone puts one out on you, brother.
Does Terry sleep in your basement under a concrete blanket, these days?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 7:54 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 1:18 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 12:46 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 11:43 am


Damn... I better start buying up some Sweet Lucy and Night Train before he gets them too! :o
Biden is against menthols and I support him. My step dad, Terry smoked Newports. Let me tell ya...those sting extra when someone puts one out on you, brother.
Does Terry sleep in your basement under a concrete blanket, these days?
No...he lives in Florida and gives fan boat tours, he is such a red neck he grew a mullet on his foreskin.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 10:16 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 7:54 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 1:18 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 12:46 pm


Biden is against menthols and I support him. My step dad, Terry smoked Newports. Let me tell ya...those sting extra when someone puts one out on you, brother.
Does Terry sleep in your basement under a concrete blanket, these days?
No...he lives in Florida and gives fan boat tours, he is such a red neck he grew a mullet on his foreskin.
Does your mom sleep in your basement under a concrete blanket, these days?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 12:24 am
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 10:16 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 7:54 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 1:18 pm


Does Terry sleep in your basement under a concrete blanket, these days?
No...he lives in Florida and gives fan boat tours, he is such a red neck he grew a mullet on his foreskin.
Does your mom sleep in your basement under a concrete blanket, these days?
My basement is haunted

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 7:17 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu May 06, 2021 12:24 am
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 10:16 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 7:54 pm
No...he lives in Florida and gives fan boat tours, he is such a red neck he grew a mullet on his foreskin.
Does your mom sleep in your basement under a concrete blanket, these days?
My basement is haunted
Moms will do that to ungrateful sons. They're more subtle than stepdads.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 9:49 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu May 06, 2021 12:24 am
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 10:16 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed May 05, 2021 7:54 pm


No...he lives in Florida and gives fan boat tours, he is such a red neck he grew a mullet on his foreskin.
Does your mom sleep in your basement under a concrete blanket, these days?
My basement is haunted
That ain't what I asked you.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 7:44 am
by JMC-STL

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 7:49 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote:
Fri May 07, 2021 7:44 am
So much for a better year ... OurCommunityNow.com: Nostradamus' Predictions for 2021 Include an Apocalypse, Famine, and Asteroids
I need more Nostrodamus material. Today I had the pleasure of meeting Mike Zuke, he was a nice guy. My buddy bought some artificial ice tiles for his basement and Zuke gave him extra tiles if he was allowed to demo a few products in his basement. You can tell this guy has more hockey knowledge in his pinky than 99% of the hockey forum experts. He helped carry the tiles into my friends basement.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 10:40 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote:
Fri May 07, 2021 7:49 pm
JMC-STL wrote:
Fri May 07, 2021 7:44 am
So much for a better year ... OurCommunityNow.com: Nostradamus' Predictions for 2021 Include an Apocalypse, Famine, and Asteroids
I need more Nostrodamus material. Today I had the pleasure of meeting Mike Zuke, he was a nice guy. My buddy bought some artificial ice tiles for his basement and Zuke gave him extra tiles if he was allowed to demo a few products in his basement. You can tell this guy has more hockey knowledge in his pinky than 99% of the hockey forum experts. He helped carry the tiles into my friends basement.
Maybe some ice tiles in your basement would keep those haints under the concrete where they belong.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 11:35 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Fri May 07, 2021 10:40 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Fri May 07, 2021 7:49 pm
JMC-STL wrote:
Fri May 07, 2021 7:44 am
So much for a better year ... OurCommunityNow.com: Nostradamus' Predictions for 2021 Include an Apocalypse, Famine, and Asteroids
I need more Nostrodamus material. Today I had the pleasure of meeting Mike Zuke, he was a nice guy. My buddy bought some artificial ice tiles for his basement and Zuke gave him extra tiles if he was allowed to demo a few products in his basement. You can tell this guy has more hockey knowledge in his pinky than 99% of the hockey forum experts. He helped carry the tiles into my friends basement.
Maybe some ice tiles in your basement would keep those haints under the concrete where they belong.
I'm excited to try them out.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat May 08, 2021 12:28 am
by Turk Sanderson
Nostrodamus' best friend:
Hey Noss, can you tell me which horse is gonna win the 6th race?
Noss:
Only if the race happens 500 years from now.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun May 09, 2021 8:21 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Sat May 08, 2021 12:28 am
Nostrodamus' best friend:
Hey Noss, can you tell me which horse is gonna win the 6th race?
Noss:
Only if the race happens 500 years from now.
Guy: Hey Nostradamus, can you tell me my future.
Nostradamus: Yes, you are going to die.
Guy: He's good.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 5:42 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:
Fri May 07, 2021 7:49 pm
... Today I had the pleasure of meeting Mike Zuke, he was a nice guy. My buddy bought some artificial ice tiles for his basement and Zuke gave him extra tiles if he was allowed to demo a few products in his basement. You can tell this guy has more hockey knowledge in his pinky than 99% of the hockey forum experts. He helped carry the tiles into my friends basement.
Did he use just that one pinky to lift them? Now THAT would be impressive.