Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 6:58 am
You know someone on that flight was really excited to be on the James Bond Express!!! Until they saw that MiG-21JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:11 pm Flight 007..........Double-O-Seven..........where do I know that number from..........?
Actually, it was an Su-15 interceptor. But who's counting?
Both products are in on the conspiracy with Junior Mints ...CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 6:44 amBiden wants to ban menthol cigs because black people like them. If only there was a word to describe singling out a group of people by race for a specific judgement. I think it is about time...mint flavor is up to no good. I hope he takes out York Peppermint patties next....you know they're hiding something.
A Junior Mint is nothing but a York Peppermint Patty with low self-esteemJMC-STL wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 9:10 amBoth products are in on the conspiracy with Junior Mints ...CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 6:44 amBiden wants to ban menthol cigs because black people like them. If only there was a word to describe singling out a group of people by race for a specific judgement. I think it is about time...mint flavor is up to no good. I hope he takes out York Peppermint patties next....you know they're hiding something.
Damn... I better start buying up some Sweet Lucy and Night Train before he gets them too!CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 6:44 am Biden wants to ban menthol cigs because black people like them. If only there was a word to describe singling out a group of people by race for a specific judgement. I think it is about time...mint flavor is up to no good. I hope he takes out York Peppermint patties next....you know they're hiding something.
Biden is against menthols and I support him. My step dad, Terry smoked Newports. Let me tell ya...those sting extra when someone puts one out on you, brother.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 11:43 amDamn... I better start buying up some Sweet Lucy and Night Train before he gets them too!CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 6:44 am Biden wants to ban menthol cigs because black people like them. If only there was a word to describe singling out a group of people by race for a specific judgement. I think it is about time...mint flavor is up to no good. I hope he takes out York Peppermint patties next....you know they're hiding something.
Does Terry sleep in your basement under a concrete blanket, these days?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 12:46 pmBiden is against menthols and I support him. My step dad, Terry smoked Newports. Let me tell ya...those sting extra when someone puts one out on you, brother.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 11:43 amDamn... I better start buying up some Sweet Lucy and Night Train before he gets them too!CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 6:44 am Biden wants to ban menthol cigs because black people like them. If only there was a word to describe singling out a group of people by race for a specific judgement. I think it is about time...mint flavor is up to no good. I hope he takes out York Peppermint patties next....you know they're hiding something.
No...he lives in Florida and gives fan boat tours, he is such a red neck he grew a mullet on his foreskin.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 1:18 pmDoes Terry sleep in your basement under a concrete blanket, these days?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 12:46 pmBiden is against menthols and I support him. My step dad, Terry smoked Newports. Let me tell ya...those sting extra when someone puts one out on you, brother.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 11:43 am
Damn... I better start buying up some Sweet Lucy and Night Train before he gets them too!
Does your mom sleep in your basement under a concrete blanket, these days?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 7:54 pmNo...he lives in Florida and gives fan boat tours, he is such a red neck he grew a mullet on his foreskin.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 1:18 pmDoes Terry sleep in your basement under a concrete blanket, these days?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 12:46 pm
Biden is against menthols and I support him. My step dad, Terry smoked Newports. Let me tell ya...those sting extra when someone puts one out on you, brother.
My basement is hauntedTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 10:16 pmDoes your mom sleep in your basement under a concrete blanket, these days?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 7:54 pmNo...he lives in Florida and gives fan boat tours, he is such a red neck he grew a mullet on his foreskin.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 1:18 pm
Does Terry sleep in your basement under a concrete blanket, these days?
Moms will do that to ungrateful sons. They're more subtle than stepdads.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 12:24 amMy basement is hauntedTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 10:16 pmDoes your mom sleep in your basement under a concrete blanket, these days?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 7:54 pmNo...he lives in Florida and gives fan boat tours, he is such a red neck he grew a mullet on his foreskin.
That ain't what I asked you.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 12:24 amMy basement is hauntedTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 10:16 pmDoes your mom sleep in your basement under a concrete blanket, these days?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 7:54 pm
No...he lives in Florida and gives fan boat tours, he is such a red neck he grew a mullet on his foreskin.
I need more Nostrodamus material. Today I had the pleasure of meeting Mike Zuke, he was a nice guy. My buddy bought some artificial ice tiles for his basement and Zuke gave him extra tiles if he was allowed to demo a few products in his basement. You can tell this guy has more hockey knowledge in his pinky than 99% of the hockey forum experts. He helped carry the tiles into my friends basement.JMC-STL wrote: Fri May 07, 2021 7:44 am So much for a better year ... OurCommunityNow.com: Nostradamus' Predictions for 2021 Include an Apocalypse, Famine, and Asteroids
Maybe some ice tiles in your basement would keep those haints under the concrete where they belong.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri May 07, 2021 7:49 pmI need more Nostrodamus material. Today I had the pleasure of meeting Mike Zuke, he was a nice guy. My buddy bought some artificial ice tiles for his basement and Zuke gave him extra tiles if he was allowed to demo a few products in his basement. You can tell this guy has more hockey knowledge in his pinky than 99% of the hockey forum experts. He helped carry the tiles into my friends basement.JMC-STL wrote: Fri May 07, 2021 7:44 am So much for a better year ... OurCommunityNow.com: Nostradamus' Predictions for 2021 Include an Apocalypse, Famine, and Asteroids
I'm excited to try them out.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri May 07, 2021 10:40 pmMaybe some ice tiles in your basement would keep those haints under the concrete where they belong.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri May 07, 2021 7:49 pmI need more Nostrodamus material. Today I had the pleasure of meeting Mike Zuke, he was a nice guy. My buddy bought some artificial ice tiles for his basement and Zuke gave him extra tiles if he was allowed to demo a few products in his basement. You can tell this guy has more hockey knowledge in his pinky than 99% of the hockey forum experts. He helped carry the tiles into my friends basement.JMC-STL wrote: Fri May 07, 2021 7:44 am So much for a better year ... OurCommunityNow.com: Nostradamus' Predictions for 2021 Include an Apocalypse, Famine, and Asteroids
Guy: Hey Nostradamus, can you tell me my future.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 12:28 am Nostrodamus' best friend:
Hey Noss, can you tell me which horse is gonna win the 6th race?
Noss:
Only if the race happens 500 years from now.
Did he use just that one pinky to lift them? Now THAT would be impressive.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri May 07, 2021 7:49 pm... Today I had the pleasure of meeting Mike Zuke, he was a nice guy. My buddy bought some artificial ice tiles for his basement and Zuke gave him extra tiles if he was allowed to demo a few products in his basement. You can tell this guy has more hockey knowledge in his pinky than 99% of the hockey forum experts. He helped carry the tiles into my friends basement.