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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:32 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 1:31 pm Can someone 'splain to me how a firearm like this can be called a "pistol"? :?
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:42 pm
by Turk Sanderson
Went and got our first Covid -!9 (Moderna) shots this morning..... only side effect was that I got sleepy and took a nap. I don't think that the shot made me sleepy, though. It was getting up at 6 AM that did that.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:45 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:42 pmWent and got our first Covid -!9 (Moderna) shots this morning..... only side effect was that I got sleepy and took a nap. I don't think that the shot made me sleepy, though. It was getting up at 6 AM that did that.
Getting up @ 6 a.m. is no big deal for a man of your advanced years. You old dudes go to bed at 7 o'clock, after your early-bird special digests & the mahjong crowd breaks up.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:10 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:45 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:42 pmWent and got our first Covid -!9 (Moderna) shots this morning..... only side effect was that I got sleepy and took a nap. I don't think that the shot made me sleepy, though. It was getting up at 6 AM that did that.
Getting up @ 6 a.m. is no big deal for a man of your advanced years. You old dudes go to bed at 7 o'clock, after your early-bird special digests & the mahjong crowd breaks up.
Are you kidding? I'm up to 3 every morning filling out Heaven's Gate and Devil's Door Certificates..... that's aside from writing my sermons, helping Calvin cook, and visiting The Burning Bush. Being a man of the cloth ain't easy.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:16 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:10 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:45 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:42 pmWent and got our first Covid -!9 (Moderna) shots this morning..... only side effect was that I got sleepy and took a nap. I don't think that the shot made me sleepy, though. It was getting up at 6 AM that did that.
Getting up @ 6 a.m. is no big deal for a man of your advanced years. You old dudes go to bed at 7 o'clock, after your early-bird special digests & the mahjong crowd breaks up.
Are you kidding? I'm up to 3 every morning filling out Heaven's Gate and Devil's Door Certificates..... that's aside from writing my sermons, helping Calvin cook, and visiting The Burning Bush. Being a man of the cloth ain't easy.
Is that high thread count cloth? Wouldn't want you catching anything that Calvin picks up during his midnight clubbing rounds.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 8:47 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:16 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:10 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:45 pm
Getting up @ 6 a.m. is no big deal for a man of your advanced years. You old dudes go to bed at 7 o'clock, after your early-bird special digests & the mahjong crowd breaks up.
Are you kidding? I'm up to 3 every morning filling out Heaven's Gate and Devil's Door Certificates..... that's aside from writing my sermons, helping Calvin cook, and visiting The Burning Bush. Being a man of the cloth ain't easy.
Is that high thread count cloth? Wouldn't want you catching anything that Calvin picks up during his midnight clubbing rounds.
My clothes are made of chainmail... those 2nd amendment arguers are out to get us all.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:41 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 8:47 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:16 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:10 pmAre you kidding? I'm up to 3 every morning filling out Heaven's Gate and Devil's Door Certificates..... that's aside from writing my sermons, helping Calvin cook, and visiting The Burning Bush. Being a man of the cloth ain't easy.
Is that high thread count cloth? Wouldn't want you catching anything that Calvin picks up during his midnight clubbing rounds.
My clothes are made of chainmail... those 2nd amendment arguers are out to get us all.
You might wanna rethink your holy attire ...

https://youtu.be/3Fq4qHBqQM4

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:54 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:41 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 8:47 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:16 pm
Is that high thread count cloth? Wouldn't want you catching anything that Calvin picks up during his midnight clubbing rounds.
My clothes are made of chainmail... those 2nd amendment arguers are out to get us all.
You might wanna rethink your holy attire ...

https://youtu.be/3Fq4qHBqQM4
Do you have one that's guns vs. cotton/polyester blend? God will call me home when it's my time,... he did tell me not to take stupid chances though.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2021 6:34 am
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:54 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:41 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 8:47 pmMy clothes are made of chainmail... those 2nd amendment arguers are out to get us all.
You might wanna rethink your holy attire ...

https://youtu.be/3Fq4qHBqQM4
Do you have one that's guns vs. cotton/polyester blend? God will call me home when it's my time,... he did tell me not to take stupid chances though.
Check your voice messages. And start accepting modern body armor as payment for those certificates. Calvin has enemies out there.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2021 11:26 am
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Mar 27, 2021 6:34 am
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:54 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:41 pm You might wanna rethink your holy attire ...

https://youtu.be/3Fq4qHBqQM4
Do you have one that's guns vs. cotton/polyester blend? God will call me home when it's my time,... he did tell me not to take stupid chances though.
Check your voice messages. And start accepting modern body armor as payment for those certificates. Calvin has enemies out there.
Calvin's biggest enemies are the Catholics... they're afraid that he'll disclose what really goes on in those "Missions".

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2021 10:12 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Mar 27, 2021 11:26 am
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Mar 27, 2021 6:34 am
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:54 pmDo you have one that's guns vs. cotton/polyester blend? God will call me home when it's my time,... he did tell me not to take stupid chances though.
Check your voice messages. And start accepting modern body armor as payment for those certificates. Calvin has enemies out there.
Calvin's biggest enemies are the Catholics... they're afraid that he'll disclose what really goes on in those "Missions".
If the Catholics wanted Calvin eliminated, there'd be more stinking up your basement than 20 year-old douche kits.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 11:37 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Mar 27, 2021 10:12 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Mar 27, 2021 11:26 am
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Mar 27, 2021 6:34 am
Check your voice messages. And start accepting modern body armor as payment for those certificates. Calvin has enemies out there.
Calvin's biggest enemies are the Catholics... they're afraid that he'll disclose what really goes on in those "Missions".
If the Catholics wanted Calvin eliminated, there'd be more stinking up your basement than 20 year-old douche kits.
The truth will blow your mind.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2021 5:21 pm
by Turk Sanderson
Calvin was adopted by an E. St. Louisian, which makes him one of us,... even the Catholic Church knows who not to fuck with.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:06 pm
by CaptSMRT
Tucker Carlson doesn't want any of this.


Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:36 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:06 pm Tucker Carlson doesn't want any of this.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
M.G.:
"You're gonna be my witness in court, right???"
Tucker:
"What was your name again???"

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:08 am
by CaptSMRT
One of the leading causes of death in America is falls. We need background checks on balance and ladder registration

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:29 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:08 am One of the leading causes of death in America is falls. We need background checks on balance and ladder registration
If a porn star dies from an STD does OSHA or The Dept. of Labor do the investigation?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:10 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:29 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:08 am One of the leading causes of death in America is falls. We need background checks on balance and ladder registration
If a porn star dies from an STD does OSHA or The Dept. of Labor do the investigation?
Oh yeah....especially if they got it from an unintentional fall or slippery work surface.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:57 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:10 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:29 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:08 am One of the leading causes of death in America is falls. We need background checks on balance and ladder registration
If a porn star dies from an STD does OSHA or The Dept. of Labor do the investigation?
Oh yeah....especially if they got it from an unintentional fall or slippery work surface.
Fucking on an unclean ladder is never a good idea.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 1:35 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:57 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:10 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:29 amIf a porn star dies from an STD does OSHA or The Dept. of Labor do the investigation?
Oh yeah....especially if they got it from an unintentional fall or slippery work surface.
Fucking on an unclean ladder is never a good idea.
These guys weren't fucking around ...


Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 1:58 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 1:35 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:57 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:10 pm
Oh yeah....especially if they got it from an unintentional fall or slippery work surface.
Fucking on an unclean ladder is never a good idea.
These guys weren't fucking around ...


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Must have been some kind of Pride Week event.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:23 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 1:35 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:57 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:10 pm
Oh yeah....especially if they got it from an unintentional fall or slippery work surface.
Fucking on an unclean ladder is never a good idea.
These guys weren't fucking around ...


Raw_MITB_match_2011.jpg
This is why we need to ban assault ladders!!!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 3:33 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:23 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 1:35 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:57 pm
Fucking on an unclean ladder is never a good idea.
These guys weren't fucking around ...


Raw_MITB_match_2011.jpg
This is why we need to ban assault ladders!!!
Ladders of Ass Destruction!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 10:43 pm
by CaptSMRT
Diarrhea kills four times more people than murder....we need a ten day waiting period on pooping.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 5:39 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 10:43 pmDiarrhea kills four times more people than murder....we need a ten day waiting period on pooping.
I don't need a license for that.